That is kind of what happens to human bodies when they aren't embalmed or salted like mummies were. All the organics just kind of slough off and you get a gooey paste that turns to liquid as the bacteria digest it.
That's straight up liquefied human body with a light seasoning of poop.
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That is kind of what happens to human bodies when they aren't embalmed or salted like mummies were. All the organics just kind of slough off and you get a gooey paste that turns to liquid as the bacteria digest it.
That's straight up liquefied human body with a light seasoning of poop.
IIRC, that particular sarcophagus was flooded by a local sewage line. which is why they called it sewer water.
That is kind of what happens to human bodies when they aren't embalmed or salted like mummies were. All the organics just kind of slough off and you get a gooey paste that turns to liquid as the bacteria digest it.
That's straight up liquefied human body with a light seasoning of poop.
IIRC, that particular sarcophagus was flooded by a local sewage line. which is why they called it sewer water.
even better
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
That is kind of what happens to human bodies when they aren't embalmed or salted like mummies were. All the organics just kind of slough off and you get a gooey paste that turns to liquid as the bacteria digest it.
That's straight up liquefied human body with a light seasoning of poop.
IIRC, that particular sarcophagus was flooded by a local sewage line. which is why they called it sewer water.
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Goddamn do I love a good time capsule. "oh hey we found this old safe buried under what used to be a bank in Wyoming but all it had in it was some legal documents and old newspapers" and I'm over here like "ARE THERE PICTURES!?"
I think it was, like, the first day of my junior year our English teacher had us write a short story in class and then we put our stories in a time capsule that we opened on the last day of class, to evaluate how much better our writing skills had gotten during the year. For most people, it was pretty interesting and they thought they had improved. My story about The Fart Detective was almost entirely the same even though I had forgotten about writing the first one entirely.
In case anyone was wondering, the guilty party was He Who Smelt It.
If the Roman Empire had access to cell phones and all the dating apps we do, would there be more, the same amount, or fewer dick pics taken and sent?
They didn't have any of those, and they still managed to invent the dick pic.
Such was their determination to show off their dicks, they covered the walls lining the streets with pictures and descriptions of their dicks.
I wanna build a statue of this general/noble but I don't want to spend a ton of time carving the whole thing so I'm just gonna get the two most important parts: his head and his junk
If the Roman Empire had access to cell phones and all the dating apps we do, would there be more, the same amount, or fewer dick pics taken and sent?
They didn't have any of those, and they still managed to invent the dick pic.
Such was their determination to show off their dicks, they covered the walls lining the streets with pictures and descriptions of their dicks.
I wanna build a statue of this general/noble but I don't want to spend a ton of time carving the whole thing so I'm just gonna get the two most important parts: his head and his junk
Ah, the Herma.
"This is an important roadway, Claudius. How shall we mark it?"
"We shall mark it with both heads!"
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If the Roman Empire had access to cell phones and all the dating apps we do, would there be more, the same amount, or fewer dick pics taken and sent?
They didn't have any of those, and they still managed to invent the dick pic.
Such was their determination to show off their dicks, they covered the walls lining the streets with pictures and descriptions of their dicks.
They also made dick charms called (BTW NSFW) fascinus. They were everywhere. People would hang them over baby's cribs and have their infant sons wear these winged phalluses around their necks. There are plenty of pictures in the link, and anyway this is getting more into history than science.
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We're coming up on the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 mission.
At the moment we're 5 hours away from 50 years since the Saturn V liftoff.
There's an absolute wealth of documents and materials from the NASA archives available, but if you want to follow along the mission in real time, see video, photos, audio feeds - the following website has you covered:
Where Did Eukaryotic Cells Come From? - A Journey Into Endosymbiotic Theory https://youtu.be/4LhBZ2H5SwM 10:01 1.8 billion years ago, a cell ate another cell, but it didn't digest it, and without that happening, we would not exist. This week we explore the origins of eukaryotic cells and ask the question, "Are our cells more than ourselves?"
What even are we? What holds our consciousness? If we ever do a successful brain transplant, which identity goes with which body? And going even deeper than that...
your brain goop holds your consciousness is what the current thought is right?
I can't imagine "you" would be different other than needing to learn how to use your muscles again as your brain remaps the body to the new nerve locations
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Tynnanseldom correct, never unsureRegistered Userregular
Tynnanseldom correct, never unsureRegistered Userregular
About 90% of the body’s serotonin is located in signaling cells in the gut. They detect food and release the serotonin to trigger peristaltic movement.
Based on how much my personality changes when I'm hungry, I'd say a lot
your gut flora also makes you crave certain foods
someone who eats healthier will crave salads and celery
someone who eats shittier will crave pizza and hamburgers
The weirdest part? Those cravings can be changed with a poop transplant. Not only that, if you poop transplant from a healthy person to an unhealthy person, the unhealthy person becomes healthier over time. I don't think I've read anything on unhealthy->healthy doing the opposite though.
Bodies are fucking bizarre
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
I suppose trying to make a healthy gut less healthy would be an unethical experiment
maybe? I guess?
I think there's a group of doctors trying to get poop transplants approved by the FDA for weight loss at the moment but I'm having a hard time locating where I read that a year or so ago.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
I suppose trying to make a healthy gut less healthy would be an unethical experiment
maybe? I guess?
I think there's a group of doctors trying to get poop transplants approved by the FDA for weight loss at the moment but I'm having a hard time locating where I read that a year or so ago.
There were a couple recent cases where transplant recipients got resistant e coli infections, one of which was fatal. Not the unhealthy you were talking about though.
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as a concerned citizen i DEMAND to be able to drink whatever is inside this musty old thing
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what do you think the elixir of life is made from
it's mummies, IDIOT
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That's straight up liquefied human body with a light seasoning of poop.
The Bosch 7" angle grinder.
IIRC, that particular sarcophagus was flooded by a local sewage line. which is why they called it sewer water.
even better
So more of a poop marinade then.
In case anyone was wondering, the guilty party was He Who Smelt It.
They didn't have any of those, and they still managed to invent the dick pic.
Such was their determination to show off their dicks, they covered the walls lining the streets with pictures and descriptions of their dicks.
I wanna build a statue of this general/noble but I don't want to spend a ton of time carving the whole thing so I'm just gonna get the two most important parts: his head and his junk
Ah, the Herma.
"This is an important roadway, Claudius. How shall we mark it?"
"We shall mark it with both heads!"
They also made dick charms called (BTW NSFW) fascinus. They were everywhere. People would hang them over baby's cribs and have their infant sons wear these winged phalluses around their necks. There are plenty of pictures in the link, and anyway this is getting more into history than science.
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At the moment we're 5 hours away from 50 years since the Saturn V liftoff.
There's an absolute wealth of documents and materials from the NASA archives available, but if you want to follow along the mission in real time, see video, photos, audio feeds - the following website has you covered:
https://apolloinrealtime.org/11/
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I am too dumb for this shit
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1.8 billion years ago, a cell ate another cell, but it didn't digest it, and without that happening, we would not exist. This week we explore the origins of eukaryotic cells and ask the question, "Are our cells more than ourselves?"
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What even are birds?
I can't imagine "you" would be different other than needing to learn how to use your muscles again as your brain remaps the body to the new nerve locations
true facts: nobody knows. But it's likely to be a lot more complex and distributed than that.
That helps explain dick pics
Got a lot of dang old neurons in your gut. How much does the activity of these neurons contribute to your sense of self?
SECOND BRAIN!
your gut flora also makes you crave certain foods
someone who eats healthier will crave salads and celery
someone who eats shittier will crave pizza and hamburgers
The weirdest part? Those cravings can be changed with a poop transplant. Not only that, if you poop transplant from a healthy person to an unhealthy person, the unhealthy person becomes healthier over time. I don't think I've read anything on unhealthy->healthy doing the opposite though.
Bodies are fucking bizarre
I guess I can put away this stethoscope.
maybe? I guess?
I think there's a group of doctors trying to get poop transplants approved by the FDA for weight loss at the moment but I'm having a hard time locating where I read that a year or so ago.
There were a couple recent cases where transplant recipients got resistant e coli infections, one of which was fatal. Not the unhealthy you were talking about though.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/06/killer-poop-fecal-transplant-patients-death-prompts-fda-to-push-out-warning/