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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    kittens meow at fudgin' everything

    a habit my little boy picked up was after I put food in his bowl, he'd sit and meow at it a little before he ate it

    now that he's a big grown chunky boy, he will sit in front of his food bowl and meep a few times like he's saying grace before he eats

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Norgoth wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    My understanding is that while dogs recognize humans as a different species, cats just think that humans are a huge, weird-looking cat.

    It’s why they bring you dead animals, or just randomly start licking you.

    As far as they know you’re a cat who can’t hunt and dosn’t clean themselves. They effectively think they’re your caregiver.

    I don't buy into this theory at all because they use different sounds to communicate with cats than they do to communicate with people.

    They think of humans as particularly pathetic cats.

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    ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    if i'm such a shitty hunter why am i the only one bringing all the food that you're always demanding huh

    riddle me that cat

    i'm the best and the hunts always good you ungrateful punk ass

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Norgoth wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    My understanding is that while dogs recognize humans as a different species, cats just think that humans are a huge, weird-looking cat.

    It’s why they bring you dead animals, or just randomly start licking you.

    As far as they know you’re a cat who can’t hunt and dosn’t clean themselves. They effectively think they’re your caregiver.

    I don't buy into this theory at all because they use different sounds to communicate with cats than they do to communicate with people.

    They think of humans as particularly pathetic cats.

    To be fair, by cat standards, I'm sure we are a pretty pathetic bunch.
    I mean, most of us can't even lick ourselves clean. What's up with that?

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    EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Pathetic cats that can also provide body warmth and open can food.

    We're useful idiots.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Norgoth wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    My understanding is that while dogs recognize humans as a different species, cats just think that humans are a huge, weird-looking cat.

    It’s why they bring you dead animals, or just randomly start licking you.

    As far as they know you’re a cat who can’t hunt and dosn’t clean themselves. They effectively think they’re your caregiver.

    I don't buy into this theory at all because they use different sounds to communicate with cats than they do to communicate with people.

    They think of humans as particularly pathetic cats.

    To be fair, by cat standards, I'm sure we are a pretty pathetic bunch.
    I mean, most of us can't even lick ourselves clean. What's up with that?

    When was the last time you gave it a really good try, though.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    If cats think humans are cats does that mean they think all other species are cats as well? The world is just 100% cats to them? And if not then why are humans the special ones. I am sceptical of this theory about cat logic.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Kittens meow at their mothers

    That's kittens though, they mew constantly. There's been observations of cat colonies and the only times they make the distinctive meow noise is when a human is involved.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Cat ontology is probably not very systematic.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Norgoth wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    My understanding is that while dogs recognize humans as a different species, cats just think that humans are a huge, weird-looking cat.

    It’s why they bring you dead animals, or just randomly start licking you.

    As far as they know you’re a cat who can’t hunt and dosn’t clean themselves. They effectively think they’re your caregiver.

    I don't buy into this theory at all because they use different sounds to communicate with cats than they do to communicate with people.

    They think of humans as particularly pathetic cats.

    To be fair, by cat standards, I'm sure we are a pretty pathetic bunch.
    I mean, most of us can't even lick ourselves clean. What's up with that?

    When was the last time you gave it a really good try, though.

    2 months ago when my water heater crapped out and I was willing to try just about anything while waiting for my replacement thermostats to show up.
    I have not gotten any more flexible since then.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Cat ontology is probably not very systematic.

    You mean meowtaphysics?

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I assure you, I am a fucking dogshit hunter.

    You hunt dogshit for breakfast?

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    If cats think humans are cats does that mean they think all other species are cats as well? The world is just 100% cats to them? And if not then why are humans the special ones. I am sceptical of this theory about cat logic.

    https://www.inverse.com/article/59488-cats-care-about-humans-in-new-study

    The most recent study done on this shows that cats bond to their humans as caregivers and parents

    It wouldn't be that crazy for them to think "well I'm a cat so my mom must be a cat"

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    The general idea is that cat interactions with humans are adapted behaviors from their kitten stage

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    The general idea is that cat interactions with humans are adapted behaviors from their kitten stage

    Right

    As cats grow in the wild, they stop conversing at each other with meows and use mostly body language

    But if they're pets, they continue that behavior

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Buuut I'm sure they distinguish between humans and cats

    They don't show the same behaviors towards other adult cats and

    Humans are very different and animal cognition is more developed than we generally acknowledge (they need it to survive in their environments)

    (Slow posting)

    Platy on
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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Yeah seeing humans as caregivers, because humans give care, =/= thinking humans are cats

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    One thing that still amazes me about cats is how despite being pets for a long time they still aren't actually domesticated and likely never will be. They just know they've got a sweet gig going with humans so they're willing to be around us, but the average cat left to its own devices can survive just fine in the "wild" even if they were a pet.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    expendable wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Norgoth wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    My understanding is that while dogs recognize humans as a different species, cats just think that humans are a huge, weird-looking cat.

    It’s why they bring you dead animals, or just randomly start licking you.

    As far as they know you’re a cat who can’t hunt and dosn’t clean themselves. They effectively think they’re your caregiver.

    I don't buy into this theory at all because they use different sounds to communicate with cats than they do to communicate with people.

    They don't meow at other cats. Meowing is only for humans.

    Possibly because humans keep ignoring all the scent and motion based communication they're using.

    So, communication-deficient cats that can't hunt or clean themselves.

    Putting that on the resume right now.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Norgoth wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    My understanding is that while dogs recognize humans as a different species, cats just think that humans are a huge, weird-looking cat.

    It’s why they bring you dead animals, or just randomly start licking you.

    As far as they know you’re a cat who can’t hunt and dosn’t clean themselves. They effectively think they’re your caregiver.

    I don't buy into this theory at all because they use different sounds to communicate with cats than they do to communicate with people.

    They think of humans as particularly pathetic cats.

    To be fair, by cat standards, I'm sure we are a pretty pathetic bunch.
    I mean, most of us can't even lick ourselves clean. What's up with that?

    When was the last time you gave it a really good try, though.

    Isn't the basis of most human relationships that we lick each other clean because we can't lick ourselves? Stop trying to undermine traditional values.

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    expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    I can identify from across the apartment what my cats are trying to tell me by the meow they use. The "water dish is empty" meow is distinct from "I'm hungry" is distinct from "My toy is stuck under the refrigerator" is distinct from "My toy went under the pantry door and I can't reach it" is distinct from "the door is closed and there's no reason for that" etc.

    This is not unusual for cat owners. Apparently the communication protocol is personal to each cat/human household. My girlfriends cats "I'm hungry" meow sounds more like my cats "You're really starting to piss me off and I'm getting annoyed, nearly violently so, last warning asshole" meow.

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    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Cat ontology is probably not very systematic.

    Cat deontology is even more of a mess

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    expendable wrote: »
    I can identify from across the apartment what my cats are trying to tell me by the meow they use. The "water dish is empty" meow is distinct from "I'm hungry" is distinct from "My toy is stuck under the refrigerator" is distinct from "My toy went under the pantry door and I can't reach it" is distinct from "the door is closed and there's no reason for that" etc.

    This is not unusual for cat owners. Apparently the communication protocol is personal to each cat/human household. My girlfriends cats "I'm hungry" meow sounds more like my cats "You're really starting to piss me off and I'm getting annoyed, nearly violently so, last warning asshole" meow.

    Yeah, I recall reading about a study where cat owners listened to cat meows with their own in the mix and they had low accuracy interpreting other cats but very high accuracy for their own

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    The cat in our house only has two kinds of meow and one means he wants cuddling and the other louder, more obnoxious and persistent one means Fuck You I'm A Cat I Can Meow All I Want, No I Don't Need Anything And I Won't Shut Up

    Brovid Hasselsmof on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2019
    I feel like my cats always do the meows like a english speaker would when condescendingly talking to someone when they don't speak english

    I WANT

    WET

    FOOD

    IN MY BOWL

    TAKE THE FOOD FROM THE CAN

    AND PUT IT

    IN THE BOWL

    Moriveth on
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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    edit: apparently that link is broken never mind!

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    One of my cats only meows when she wants attention. The other meows for food, to turn on the faucet, to be let outside, for attention, and Just Because.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    My cats have a few different meows that I can distinguish.

    Generic Attention/food

    An outside cat is at the window and this is infuriating. You have 10 seconds to defuse the situation before we redirect our aggression to each other.

    I have caught my toy mouse and wish to show it to you.

    My tummy hurts and you have 5 seconds to grab the paper towels before i begin horking.

    Edit: also Help someone is taking me to the vet! Which sounds much like previous one.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I might need a pet since my sister took her hamster with her and the household is currently petless

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    The cat was always super-desinterested in the hamster which I found strange

    Also one time the hamster escaped for a night and carried a sock under the bed and started to rip it apart at the toe

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    The cat was always super-desinterested in the hamster which I found strange

    Also one time the hamster escaped for a night and carried a sock under the bed and started to rip it apart at the toe

    my cats were never interested in our guinea pig at all

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I think I would like two guinea pigs if another kid hadn't shown me his guina pig's dick twenty years ago

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    I think I would like two guinea pigs if another kid hadn't shown me his guina pig's dick twenty years ago

    thats

    Unfortunate

    They're really fun pets and make adorable noises

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I used to think guinea pigs were relatively small but then I saw my aunt's and that thing was huge! Size of a rabbit

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    I used to think guinea pigs were relatively small but then I saw my aunt's and that thing was huge! Size of a rabbit

    about the same intelligence level too: they recognize their owners and stuff

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    one time when I was about 11 or 12 a neighbor asked me to watch their guinea pigs while they were out of town and one of them died overnight and I was so scared they'd be mad at me but when they got home they said that it was a pretty old guinea pig and it wasn't my fault

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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    One of the classics.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Haven't seen that one

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    one time when I was about 11 or 12 a neighbor asked me to watch their guinea pigs while they were out of town and one of them died overnight and I was so scared they'd be mad at me but when they got home they said that it was a pretty old guinea pig and it wasn't my fault

    When my dad was a kid his class at school had some russian hamsters and he took them home over the school holiday and put them in with his own, non-Russian hamster, not realising that other kinds of hamster are not social, and his hamster ate the school hamsters.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Guinea pig babies are awesome because they’re born fully-furred and with open eyes and teeth and able to eat all kinds of food

    But their heads are like the size of their bodies, so cute

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