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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    I think my desire to Spire has been compromised by watching ascension 20 streamers. To play on that level would require a lot of work. But putting it in doesn’t feel rewarding in a context where I’ve seen all the content, builds, etc, already, and where my first high ascension win would come after watching hours upon hours of other people already win streaking at 20.

    It’s true: too much hardcore pornography ruins you for sex

    Past roughly Ascension 5 or so, progressing means having more and more finely-optimized decks, which means bad relic drops can fuck your whole run. At least, that's how it feels; if that assessment is inaccurate I could be convinced otherwise.

    But Ascension feels too much like a slot machine. Your drops suck? Haha fuck you, start over.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    I actually hate the "dudes sit on a couch and laugh at their own farts" or "bunch of peeps dish and gossip" type of podcasts. Like most video-gaming podcasts, for example. *stares at [chat]* But breaking down obscure memes in their elemental forms? Love it. The best ones are with Jason Mantzoukas. Having to explain to him what loss.jpg was and his reaction to it is pretty awesome.
    I'm always sad that loss.jpg has the greater fame than strangle.avi

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e60JlM6ZXHc

    Though obviously loss is more imitable.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Oh jesus

    WWE currently has TWO different cuckolding storylines going on at once.


    I dont even know what the are even trying to get at here.

    Conservative white guys love being cuckolded

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    The latest reply all about the "area 51 but calling bret stephens a bed bug" or whatever was very very funny IMO.

    I got the area 51 bit but hadn't heard the second part and wow
    I had not heard about the part where he was daring people to come to his door and call him a bed bug (which was the key bit to unlock the "Ohhhhh"). I heard about his weird-ass ranting and comparing being called a bedbug to the Holocaust.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
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    Ilpala wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Thanks to Facebook I'm now aware that not only is Ctrl-Alt-Del still going, it still isn't very funny.

    So it at least is consistent.

    Like, his post literally REFUSED to explain it too. The joke is that Tekashi69 or however you spell that is snitching to Link about the Korok locations in Breath of the Wild, but the joke relies entirely on you A) recognizing him and B) knowing why he's famous right now, all while Tim talked around the premise in his post by describing him in oblique but weirdly aggressive terms. It's political cartoon levels of "This is for the smallest subset of people imaginable"
    I mean, it has to be more people than the Venn diagram for that one meme about Jonathan Safran Foer's relationship with Natalie Portman and The Knicks detailed in that one Reply All episode:
    https://gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/94hord

    "PJ: Ugh! Um, OK, so on the left side under this much discussed font, it's a picture of Natalie Portman. And it says, “NBA Superstars. They'll now offer max ontracts”.
    ALEX GOLDMAN: It's like contracts without the C. Max ontracts.
    PJ: And then on other side is, I think, Jonathan Safran Foer, the author. And then on his forehead it says "The Knicks." "

    God that natalie portman reference podcast is my go to for like how people can tell you something for like thirty minutes and end up telling you nothing.
    Eh. I found it very entertaining. They provided a LOT of much-needed context, at least for me (who has no fucking clue who Jonathan Safran Foer is OR anything to do with The Knicks).

    It was like a 5 minute explination at best spread over like I swear to god 20 minutes of giggling. So pretty much the exact thing you'd like Hahnsoo.
    I actually hate the "dudes sit on a couch and laugh at their own farts" or "bunch of peeps dish and gossip" type of podcasts. Like most video-gaming podcasts, for example. *stares at [chat]* But breaking down obscure memes in their elemental forms? Love it. The best ones are with Jason Mantzoukas. Having to explain to him what loss.jpg was and his reaction to it is pretty awesome.

    Oh god there was one where he explained a Harry Potter meme

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Who are the NYC chatters again? I'm getting distraught trying to figure out where to park in Manhattan. Or like, should I park outside Manhattan and take a train in?

    Bring $40 and pay for a whole day parking spot in a garage.

    it's $50/day minimum in Chicago I would think Manhattan would be even more

    Thanks, yeah, I've been trying to get an estimate and some garages quote $175 for the three days we'll be there. That's what makes me think parking outside the city and taking public transport in must be cheaper, but I'm not sure where to go.

    $40 if you need it overnight, $20 if not

    So, for 3 nights, somewhere roughly around $150.

    @Sir Landshark It might have gone up past $20 in the past few years but I've never paid more than that per day. Certainly far less hassle than searching around for parking for 4 hours.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Is Dire Straits cancelled?

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    VishNub wrote: »
    Is Dire Straits cancelled?

    the band? the sultans of swing?

    Sir Landshark on
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Bret Stephens probably would've showed up to that episode but he was too busy demolishing a youth rec center in an 80s movie

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Two guys broke into the control room for an electronic billboard and put porn video up on it, which stayed up for about 20 minutes before police cut power

    honestly, this feels like a crime from another era, like publishing heresy against the church or telling jokes about the local lord. The police described the video as "offensive" but who the fuck is genuinely offended by pornography in the year of our lord 2019? Even the think of the children types have gotta be like, "eh my kid has had unsupervised time on an internet connected iPad. as long as it wasn't peppa pig giving suicide tips who cares"

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Also had a weird experience this morning seeing someone retweet a new apartment tour vid on twitter and I'm like "Oh cool, get it guy"

    And then I was like "Haha, that's the same as my oven"

    And then I was like "Hah..that's the same as my fridge"

    "Is that my water heater?"

    And then I watched it like three times, noting every point of similarity until I had to stop myself.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Oh jesus

    WWE currently has TWO different cuckolding storylines going on at once.


    I dont even know what the are even trying to get at here.

    I mean, vince is still in charge right

    this all makes sense

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Is Dire Straits cancelled?

    Mark Knopfler's fashion sense is truly unforgivable

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Also had a weird experience this morning seeing someone retweet a new apartment tour vid on twitter and I'm like "Oh cool, get it guy"

    And then I was like "Haha, that's the same as my oven"

    And then I was like "Hah..that's the same as my fridge"

    "Is that my water heater?"

    And then I watched it like three times, noting every point of similarity until I had to stop myself.

    did you watch it from work?

    Is someone inside your apartment right now?

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Also had a weird experience this morning seeing someone retweet a new apartment tour vid on twitter and I'm like "Oh cool, get it guy"

    And then I was like "Haha, that's the same as my oven"

    And then I was like "Hah..that's the same as my fridge"

    "Is that my water heater?"

    And then I watched it like three times, noting every point of similarity until I had to stop myself.
    Someone just stole your apartment.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Two guys broke into the control room for an electronic billboard and put porn video up on it, which stayed up for about 20 minutes before police cut power

    honestly, this feels like a crime from another era, like publishing heresy against the church or telling jokes about the local lord. The police described the video as "offensive" but who the fuck is genuinely offended by pornography in the year of our lord 2019? Even the think of the children types have gotta be like, "eh my kid has had unsupervised time on an internet connected iPad. as long as it wasn't peppa pig giving suicide tips who cares"

    or god forbid a presidential rally

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Also had a weird experience this morning seeing someone retweet a new apartment tour vid on twitter and I'm like "Oh cool, get it guy"

    And then I was like "Haha, that's the same as my oven"

    And then I was like "Hah..that's the same as my fridge"

    "Is that my water heater?"

    And then I watched it like three times, noting every point of similarity until I had to stop myself.

    The video is coming from inside the apartment.

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    Dr. ChaosDr. Chaos Post nuclear nuisance Registered User regular
    Been watching a lot of Vikings and man, Jonathan Rhys Meyers is fucking awesome.

    Nobody in that time had hair that good but I'll allow it.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    i cancelled dire straits after a "best of dire straits" cd was the only disc in the sound system on a cruise I went on when I was a teenager, so I heard it on repeat for 2.5 weeks

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Two guys broke into the control room for an electronic billboard and put porn video up on it, which stayed up for about 20 minutes before police cut power

    honestly, this feels like a crime from another era, like publishing heresy against the church or telling jokes about the local lord. The police described the video as "offensive" but who the fuck is genuinely offended by pornography in the year of our lord 2019? Even the think of the children types have gotta be like, "eh my kid has had unsupervised time on an internet connected iPad. as long as it wasn't peppa pig giving suicide tips who cares"

    It was missionary sex between a married man and woman no eye contact.

    Suffer not the deviant

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Is Dire Straits cancelled?

    the band? the sultans of swing?

    Yeah, because I they use the (gay slur) f word in the one song.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Dr. Chaos wrote: »
    Been watching a lot of Vikings and man, Jonathan Rhys Meyers is fucking awesome.

    Nobody in that time had hair that good but I'll allow it.
    I've been bopping around an a cappella version of the Vikings theme song in my head for a while the past couple of weeks. I think it would work well in a male quartet, singing guttural chant-like fifths.

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    I finally got around to doodling the sketch of the Silent that's been knocking around in my head for the past week or so, ever since I drew the Ironlad.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Two guys broke into the control room for an electronic billboard and put porn video up on it, which stayed up for about 20 minutes before police cut power

    honestly, this feels like a crime from another era, like publishing heresy against the church or telling jokes about the local lord. The police described the video as "offensive" but who the fuck is genuinely offended by pornography in the year of our lord 2019? Even the think of the children types have gotta be like, "eh my kid has had unsupervised time on an internet connected iPad. as long as it wasn't peppa pig giving suicide tips who cares"

    This is one of those areas where I realize I must have a warped sense of perspective relative to like the rest of society

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Why is the floor monster about to stab the Cow and Chicken devil's butt?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    That demon's got some junk in the trunk

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    if everyone who ever said fag or faggot were cancelled, not one single one of you would be allowed here. maybe bleric or some of the younger kids might survive. certainly nobody over the age of 26

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Is a Dire Strait like a Dire Wolf? A straight dude with +3 Hit Dice, +1 size class, and +1 AC or something?

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Is a Dire Strait like a Dire Wolf? A straight dude with +3 Hit Dice, +1 size class, and +1 AC or something?
    Like a regular strait, but dire.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Who are the NYC chatters again? I'm getting distraught trying to figure out where to park in Manhattan. Or like, should I park outside Manhattan and take a train in?

    bruh... don't do this.
    Where are you trying to be?

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    +1 size class

    Ladies

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    You could easily find a lot in Jersey City or Hoboken for a fraction of the price

    still not cheap but still

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Why is the floor monster about to stab the Cow and Chicken devil's butt?
    The eternal battle between the Silent and the gremlin nob.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Who are the NYC chatters again? I'm getting distraught trying to figure out where to park in Manhattan. Or like, should I park outside Manhattan and take a train in?

    Bring $40 and pay for a whole day parking spot in a garage.

    it's $50/day minimum in Chicago I would think Manhattan would be even more

    Thanks, yeah, I've been trying to get an estimate and some garages quote $175 for the three days we'll be there. That's what makes me think parking outside the city and taking public transport in must be cheaper, but I'm not sure where to go.

    where are you coming from?

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Digging through 80s music to find lyrics to cancel irrelevant bands over is a stellar use of time.

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    if everyone who ever said fag or faggot were cancelled, not one single one of you would be allowed here. maybe bleric or some of the younger kids might survive. certainly nobody over the age of 26

    This is actually something that bothers me: should I like Favorite Song, when I'm not comfortable with all the lyrics?

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Ah yes, the Gremlin Nob. Famously large and red.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Is a Dire Strait like a Dire Wolf? A straight dude with +3 Hit Dice, +1 size class, and +1 AC or something?

    how about a Dire Bear :winky:

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    It's October 1, we can't go back to "Baby, It's Cold Outside" [chat]

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    I mean I don't want them to be cancelled I like them very much but who am I to stand up to twitter.

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