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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I think I'm actually going to update my tinder profile to "Looking for a woman as beautiful and terrible as the morn, who I can love and despair. Willing to diminish and go into the West with you."

    Youre gonna get weirdos

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    It's like 40 degrees outside and there was a dude in shorts flip flops and a t shirt. I was so confused.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    I also basically don't remember the lotr movies. I liked them when I saw them. I don't understand how people can quote all these specific scenes...

    Keep in mind that anyone who can quote LotR is a big ol' nerd.

    Where as us Dune fans are cool and fun, right?...Right?

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I think I'm actually going to update my tinder profile to "Looking for a woman as beautiful and terrible as the morn, who I can love and despair. Willing to diminish and go into the West with you."

    Did anyone else here read "morn" as "mom"

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I think I'm actually going to update my tinder profile to "Looking for a woman as beautiful and terrible as the morn, who I can love and despair. Willing to diminish and go into the West with you."

    Youre gonna get weirdos

    You think Winky wants to smash with normals?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I think I'm actually going to update my tinder profile to "Looking for a woman as beautiful and terrible as the morn, who I can love and despair. Willing to diminish and go into the West with you."

    Did anyone else here read "morn" as "mom"

    I read it as the character from DS9 and that's a whole other fandom.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I think I'm actually going to update my tinder profile to "Looking for a woman as beautiful and terrible as the morn, who I can love and despair. Willing to diminish and go into the West with you."

    Youre gonna get weirdos

    Also morn looks like mom if you don't pay close attention.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    I also basically don't remember the lotr movies. I liked them when I saw them. I don't understand how people can quote all these specific scenes...

    Keep in mind that anyone who can quote LotR is a big ol' nerd.

    Where as us Dune fans are cool and fun, right?...Right?
    Let's smoke spice and have a knife fight

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I think I'm actually going to update my tinder profile to "Looking for a woman as beautiful and terrible as the morn, who I can love and despair. Willing to diminish and go into the West with you."

    Youre gonna get weirdos

    Also morn looks like mom if you don't pay close attention.

    *shakes fist at sky*

    kerniiiiiiiiiing!

    Keming will get ya, every time

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I too like watching train wrecks.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    So they're doing construction on my wing of the building starting soon, which will probably involve me moving out of my lab room, or at least my part of my lab room, while they work. I keep emailing the people in charge to find out what they're doing and when so that I can work around it, but they're just blowing me off, which is quite annoying. I've sent two nice emails so far, but they're going to start getting nasty.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »

    Is it a trivia show? Is it a physical challenge show? Is it a talent show?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »

    Is it a trivia show? Is it a physical challenge show? Is it a talent show?

    I think physical challenge show, so like legends of the hidden temple.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »

    Is it a trivia show? Is it a physical challenge show? Is it a talent show?

    And much more

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    I need to apply to the job I was already offered and negotiated salary for.
    Before I can apply, HR needs to actually post the job. Life is fucking weird.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I think I'm actually going to update my tinder profile to "Looking for a woman as beautiful and terrible as the morn, who I can love and despair. Willing to diminish and go into the West with you."

    Youre gonna get weirdos

    Exactly what kind of women do you think I'm looking for here, Sammich

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »

    Is it a trivia show? Is it a physical challenge show? Is it a talent show?

    I think physical challenge show, so like legends of the hidden temple.

    Replace 'assemble the Silver Monkey' with 'assemble the lightsaber' = guaranteed hit

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    This is one of the side characters in Kingdom Come. I'm pretty sure he's only in two panels in the entire comic.

    I need to know why he is in super-prison. So badly.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I think I'm actually going to update my tinder profile to "Looking for a woman as beautiful and terrible as the morn, who I can love and despair. Willing to diminish and go into the West with you."

    Youre gonna get weirdos

    Exactly what kind of women do you think I'm looking for here, Sammich

    Ones with deviant art accounts full of photos of themselves in various elf costumes?

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »

    Is it a trivia show? Is it a physical challenge show? Is it a talent show?

    I think physical challenge show, so like legends of the hidden temple.

    Replace 'assemble the Silver Monkey' with 'assemble the lightsaber' = guaranteed hit
    Then do the Manarai Mountains run.

    Yeah that'll probably do 3 seasons.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    I need to apply to the job I was already offered and negotiated salary for.
    Before I can apply, HR needs to actually post the job. Life is fucking weird.

    This rollercoaster keeps going.

    It's gonna end up somehow not going to you

    I mean that's fine too. They pay me pretty well here and they're currently so dysfunctional that Im crushing it.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »

    Is it a trivia show? Is it a physical challenge show? Is it a talent show?

    I think physical challenge show, so like legends of the hidden temple.

    Replace 'assemble the Silver Monkey' with 'assemble the lightsaber' = guaranteed hit

    If you misalign it it explodes and kills you you're saying right?

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I still want a Myst themed game show but I’ll take a Star Wars one I guess

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I'm looking for a woman with a sunburned perineum

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I'm looking for a woman with a sunburned perineum

    ugh

    look at that pale bhole

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I'm looking for a woman with a sunburned perineum

    This reminds me of a tweet I saw recently where a doctor was telling people there was nothing to sun burning your bhole for health benefits but you can get melanoma.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I think I'm actually going to update my tinder profile to "Looking for a woman as beautiful and terrible as the morn, who I can love and despair. Willing to diminish and go into the West with you."

    Youre gonna get weirdos

    Exactly what kind of women do you think I'm looking for here, Sammich

    Morn Moms

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I want a girl with a sunburned perineum
    I want a girl who gets real tanned
    I want a girl with a well-groomed taint and a painful wince every time she stands

    I want a girl with a short skirt and and a looooong jacket

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Need a woman with some tint to the taint

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Need a woman with some tint to the taint

    That's why you use color-safe bleach.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i can't tell if something in phoenix point is supposed to be a joke/commentary or if it's like a dumb backer thing. was this game even kickstarted? can I even blame backers?

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    i can't tell if something in phoenix point is supposed to be a joke/commentary or if it's like a dumb backer thing. was this game even kickstarted? can I even blame backers?

    What do you mean?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    i can't tell if something in phoenix point is supposed to be a joke/commentary or if it's like a dumb backer thing. was this game even kickstarted? can I even blame backers?
    The true phoenix point is the friends you made along the way.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    i can't tell if something in phoenix point is supposed to be a joke/commentary or if it's like a dumb backer thing. was this game even kickstarted? can I even blame backers?

    What do you mean?
    the first thing I did after finishing the tutorial was
    run into one of the Synedrion havens called 'Forty McFortface'. Is this just a joke, or is this meant to be a serious commentary on the type of shit a non-hierarchial utopian democracy like Synedrion would do? It's impossible to tell, but I hate it.

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    it was Kickstarted and definitely had reward tiers to put backer-created/named stuff in

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    it was Kickstarted and definitely had reward tiers to put backer-created/named stuff in

    This seems very likely

    But also, our society's formality is being abraded by the internet; an extinction level event would maybe hasten that? Or drive us back to formality as shelter

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
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    Is there really no news on CNN's website today or has some algorithm determined I am a dumb brain haver straight out of Idiocracy who is only interested in stories about OW! MY BALLS!?

    emnmnme on
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