My mom and her sister once, as kids, opened the door to my grandmother's bedroom and threw a fake snake at her to scare her.
They had to call an ambulance.
So, for my grandmother, the answer is 1.
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Yeah, that's right.
tfw you read "whore" as "whole" and posted an image you thought was funny but then realized after what you've done but then also you're just like but it is funny though the guy is reading a book to a bear so you just leave it and hope you don't get canceled
tfw you read "whore" as "whole" and posted an image you thought was funny but then realized after what you've done but then also you're just like but it is funny though the guy is reading a book to a bear so you just leave it and hope you don't get canceled
It's like when you drop an f-bomb while at your friend's house in front of their small children, but they're busy playing Minecraft on their parent's phone, and your brain is like "oh shi-" and hope that they didn't hear any of that while you are profusely apologizing to your friends.
tfw you read "whore" as "whole" and posted an image you thought was funny but then realized after what you've done but then also you're just like but it is funny though the guy is reading a book to a bear so you just leave it and hope you don't get canceled
tfw you read "whore" as "whole" and posted an image you thought was funny but then realized after what you've done but then also you're just like but it is funny though the guy is reading a book to a bear so you just leave it and hope you don't get canceled
It's like when you drop an f-bomb while at your friend's house in front of their small children, but they're busy playing Minecraft on their parent's phone, and your brain is like "oh shi-" and hope that they didn't hear any of that while you are profusely apologizing to your friends.
Related: So when I was growing up in high school, the annual New Year's festivities typically occurred at my house. Most of the time, it was a cohort of my friends, and we'd hang out, play games in a big LAN party (they'd bring their PCs over), and generally have a good time. Sometimes, my parents would also invite families over, and so the teens (us) and the kids of those families would hang out in the basement with all of the video games and computers while the parents were upstairs talking and watching TV. So there would be a bunch of chaos with little kids playing on my consoles while my friends and I were playing LAN party games.
During one of these New Year's parties where my parent's friends and my friends were all at my house, my friend Steve downloaded some video prior to New Year's and was like "Hey, look at this funny video!" It was a European commercial for some sort of language software to learn English. The commercial was a family in a car, who turns on the radio on a random station, and then hear loud death metal screaming repeatedly "I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS". And the joke is that since the family doesn't know any English, they are all jauntily bopping their heads to the beat. Cue text in Swedish or whatever "Want to learn English? Find out more at..."
So, of course, he is playing it at FULL BLAST, with his PC speakers. And I'm like "DUDE, STEVE! TURN IT OFF?!" And he's like "What? It's funnyOHSHIT." when he realizes that he's in a room full of small kids while he was doing this.
Also, I saw the new "Little Women" last night with Hahnsboo. It was quite excellent. If Greta Gerwig can come out with a movie every year starring Saoirse Ronan being a plucky and spunky young protagonist and Timothee Chalamet's character being a disappointment, I'll be quite pleased. I really love the changes she made to the story and the fact that the main plot is actually the 2nd half/book throughout the whole movie, with the 1st half/book sprinkled in as flashbacks to provide context. It's an incredibly effective story-telling technique, especially with a book like "Little Women" which takes place over the span of years.
tfw you read "whore" as "whole" and posted an image you thought was funny but then realized after what you've done but then also you're just like but it is funny though the guy is reading a book to a bear so you just leave it and hope you don't get canceled
tfw you read "whore" as "whole" and posted an image you thought was funny but then realized after what you've done but then also you're just like but it is funny though the guy is reading a book to a bear so you just leave it and hope you don't get canceled
That shouldn’t give you a whore lot of anxiety
:whistle:
He's got the whore world in his hands
He's got the whore world in his hands
:whistle:
Using cat colors to explain genetics is a capitol idea
@Feral most male tortoiseshells (I believe) don't actually have genetic conditions per se! This blew my mind. I am pretty sure that I learned that they tend to be chimeras (implying that chimerism is more common than meiotic problems, which.. kind of makes sense, I'm sure tons of humans are, because even a chimera with both sex chromosome configurations is going to have no medical issues, since actually the Y chromosome has one job and it isn't as simple as people would like to think.)
Anyway the other part about using cat coats is, in addition to free barr body visualization, the point coloration thing, dominant/recessive white coats, gene interactions, and sex-linked characteristics, it's something that's super visible, and shelters across the world put up pictures of cats available for adoption, so you can do ecological experiments, more or less - assign students different states or something and they can find out if there are different proportions of orange vs black, or white, or whatever.
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There is a remake rerelease of mystery dungeon coming for the switch in march.
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My mom and her sister once, as kids, opened the door to my grandmother's bedroom and threw a fake snake at her to scare her.
They had to call an ambulance.
So, for my grandmother, the answer is 1.
march 2020
My long-term it's complicated started shortly after using this tactic on a ladyfriend in the middle of a haunted house.
Also I was dressed as a snake... biker, basically.
This one.
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That feels pretty cool.
Still funny
During one of these New Year's parties where my parent's friends and my friends were all at my house, my friend Steve downloaded some video prior to New Year's and was like "Hey, look at this funny video!" It was a European commercial for some sort of language software to learn English. The commercial was a family in a car, who turns on the radio on a random station, and then hear loud death metal screaming repeatedly "I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS". And the joke is that since the family doesn't know any English, they are all jauntily bopping their heads to the beat. Cue text in Swedish or whatever "Want to learn English? Find out more at..."
So, of course, he is playing it at FULL BLAST, with his PC speakers. And I'm like "DUDE, STEVE! TURN IT OFF?!" And he's like "What? It's funnyOHSHIT." when he realizes that he's in a room full of small kids while he was doing this.
God I love how cool looking actual rocket engines are.
Also how big that thing is. I hope it doesn't explode.
Just swap it for Baby shark doo doo dooo baby shark
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That shouldn’t give you a whore lot of anxiety
By God, that's Satan's theme music!
He's got the whore world in his hands
He's got the whore world in his hands
:whistle:
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Oh that is really neat and I had no idea.
I do love photos of chimeric cats whose coloration has clear demarcation lines!
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
w h o l e s o m e
My four year old knows how to say “Alexa;; Play Gangnam Style” I would prefer baby shark doo doo dah doo dah doo
GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
GUARD #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
GUARD #2: Well, why not?
https://www.mbari.org/the-pointy-nosed-blue-chimaera-really-gets-around/
oh no
No.
thats what she said
the hole truth and nothing butt
Get her away from my chicken
she likes it when you leave the skin on