What is this all about? This forum I mean, this is my first time on Penny Arcade
You know when you get drunk, and you run out of cigarettes? You decide to wander along to the nearest place where you can buy them.
Along the way, you have to pass two gay clubs and a chip shop at chucking out time. You narrowly avoid three fights, witness two 4am relationship disputes, and pass by a drunk guy passed out leaning against a Mercedes. You decide to leave him there, since the Polis will find him sooner or later. As you pass by Archaos, several drunk woman ineffectually come on to you, and finally make it to the Newsie's, where a polite Asian man is happy to provide you with the tobacco products you desire.
On the way back, one of the women is vomiting into a bin, and an ambulance has arrived for the drunk guy. You wander past, and you see two guys looking for their taxi hand in hand, which is sweet,really.
Then you open up your laptop and want to relate this minor drama to people who won't think you're weird. That's what the PA forums are about.
Did you know I'm not drunk, nexus? Did you know I ought to be? But I can't, because alcohol might not agree with the pills I took, and I don't need them disputing in my stomach, getting my liver involved in their scuffle.
Did you know I'm not drunk, nexus? Did you know I ought to be? But I can't, because alcohol might not agree with the pills I took, and I don't need them disputing in my stomach, getting my liver involved in their scuffle.
Did you know I'm not drunk, nexus? Did you know I ought to be? But I can't, because alcohol might not agree with the pills I took, and I don't need them disputing in my stomach, getting my liver involved in their scuffle.
Did you know I'm not drunk, nexus? Did you know I ought to be? But I can't, because alcohol might not agree with the pills I took, and I don't need them disputing in my stomach, getting my liver involved in their scuffle.
I reckon your liver could take your stomach in a fair fight.
Of course it all changes if your stomach has time to prepare.
What is this all about? This forum I mean, this is my first time on Penny Arcade
You know when you get drunk, and you run out of cigarettes? You decide to wander along to the nearest place where you can buy them.
Along the way, you have to pass two gay clubs and a chip shop at chucking out time. You narrowly avoid three fights, witness two 4am relationship disputes, and pass by a drunk guy passed out leaning against a Mercedes. You decide to leave him there, since the Polis will find him sooner or later. As you pass by Archaos, several drunk woman ineffectually come on to you, and finally make it to the Newsie's, where a polite Asian man is happy to provide you with the tobacco products you desire.
On the way back, one of the women is vomiting into a bin, and an ambulance has arrived for the drunk guy. You wander past, and you see two guys looking for their taxi hand in hand, which is sweet,really.
Then you open up your laptop and want to relate this minor drama to people who won't think you're weird. That's what the PA forums are about.
This was beautiful. You're great.
I'm motherfucking poetic, bitches.
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“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
― Marcus Aurelius
What is this all about? This forum I mean, this is my first time on Penny Arcade
You know when you get drunk, and you run out of cigarettes? You decide to wander along to the nearest place where you can buy them.
Along the way, you have to pass two gay clubs and a chip shop at chucking out time. You narrowly avoid three fights, witness two 4am relationship disputes, and pass by a drunk guy passed out leaning against a Mercedes. You decide to leave him there, since the Polis will find him sooner or later. As you pass by Archaos, several drunk woman ineffectually come on to you, and finally make it to the Newsie's, where a polite Asian man is happy to provide you with the tobacco products you desire.
On the way back, one of the women is vomiting into a bin, and an ambulance has arrived for the drunk guy. You wander past, and you see two guys looking for their taxi hand in hand, which is sweet,really.
Then you open up your laptop and want to relate this minor drama to people who won't think you're weird. That's what the PA forums are about.
This was beautiful. You're great.
I'm motherfucking poetic, bitches.
I wish.
Although I'd possibly be more Irvine Welsh, with less heroin.
Ah well, it's 6 am. Guess I better crawl down in the coffin lest the evil rays of the daystar annihilate me.
You can't pussy out now. I fully intend to drunkenly watch my first sunrise in ages.
All surrounded by empty Grolsch bottles, Tennent's cans and Camel packets. Combined with the knowledge that I've missed the sign-up deadline for the distance learning course that my Mother is using as a barometer for my sanity.
Ah well, it's 6 am. Guess I better crawl down in the coffin lest the evil rays of the daystar annihilate me.
You can't pussy out now. I fully intend to drunkenly watch my first sunrise in ages.
All surrounded by empty Grolsch bottles, Tennent's cans and Camel packets. Combined with the knowledge that I've missed the sign-up deadline for the distance learning course that my Mother is using as a barometer for my sanity.
If your drink choices are any indication I think you lost that battle already
Ah well, it's 6 am. Guess I better crawl down in the coffin lest the evil rays of the daystar annihilate me.
You can't pussy out now. I fully intend to drunkenly watch my first sunrise in ages.
All surrounded by empty Grolsch bottles, Tennent's cans and Camel packets. Combined with the knowledge that I've missed the sign-up deadline for the distance learning course that my Mother is using as a barometer for my sanity.
If your drink choices are any indication I think you lost that battle already
Hey, I'm drinking to get drunk here.
The Grolsch was 2-for-1, I didn't buy the Tennent's, and I also made a significant dent in a bottle of Grouse that I got as a leaving present from my last job, primarily because it's an optic bottle that was part of several cases purchased by said establishment before they realised that the bar didn't have optics.
I even have a note that the head chef wrote for me so I could get it through security.
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It's not like we are sending him to 4chan or anything. SE++ has been largely defanged and whipped into submission anyway these days.
I'm motherfucking poetic, bitches.
This is true. The way to survive is not to take it personally, because really it's all supposed to be in good fun.
Did you know I'm not drunk, nexus? Did you know I ought to be? But I can't, because alcohol might not agree with the pills I took, and I don't need them disputing in my stomach, getting my liver involved in their scuffle.
Ah, the liver. Such a glorious organ.
*sigh*
WE DO NOT SPEAK THE NAME OF 4CHAN
Not after good old Jack Daniels is done with it.
You know what?
I fuckin' hate you.
I reckon your liver could take your stomach in a fair fight.
Of course it all changes if your stomach has time to prepare.
You are just going to encourage him, you know.
wuts dat olol?
― Marcus Aurelius
Path of Exile: themightypuck
I wish.
Although I'd possibly be more Irvine Welsh, with less heroin.
I...it's just too easy.
It's glorious.
Want to consult with you guys before google. Also, trying Adultswim.com as we [chat].
You can't pussy out now. I fully intend to drunkenly watch my first sunrise in ages.
All surrounded by empty Grolsch bottles, Tennent's cans and Camel packets. Combined with the knowledge that I've missed the sign-up deadline for the distance learning course that my Mother is using as a barometer for my sanity.
it best be good
I got it two days ago but I haven't watched it yet.
If your drink choices are any indication I think you lost that battle already
*kills self*
You should watch it. Soon. It is good.
:P
If you're all dead afore I wake... I'll be sure to alert the gravedigger and see about a half-decent atheist burial for the lot of ya.
AVATAR thingy, what the hell do I do?
Fuck you Adult Swim, and your 1 minute clips of episodes.
Hey, I'm drinking to get drunk here.
The Grolsch was 2-for-1, I didn't buy the Tennent's, and I also made a significant dent in a bottle of Grouse that I got as a leaving present from my last job, primarily because it's an optic bottle that was part of several cases purchased by said establishment before they realised that the bar didn't have optics.
I even have a note that the head chef wrote for me so I could get it through security.
That's easy make a new account.