Burger Punk has parked their truck about a block from my house, directly on my route home from work.
This feels like bullying.
I envy you your bullies.
Mine just shoved me into lockers and stole my books.
Yours apparently make you lunch?
They might not be corking his thigh, rubbing gum in his hair, or sack-tapping him, but they sure as fuck are clogging the bejeezus out of his arteries...
Ya know, the real beauty of Taco Bell is that it is literally impossible for them to get your order wrong. It's all the same stuff!
I don't even know what I ordered! You could just give me a bag or tortillas and fistfuls of shredded cheese and I'd be like, yeah this is exactly what I wanted thank you.
JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
My sister lives about an hour from the nearest Taco Bell. I have recently learned that she makes a habit of purchasing crunchwraps when she's in town, driving home, and then trying to eat hour-old room-temperature crunchwraps.
You can "cork" any muscle, but quads are real big, relatively easy to cork, and if you do it right your victim will have difficulty not just walking but even being able to stand for hours. It was a thing for a little bit amongst my friend group in early high school to cork someone in the forearm of the arm they use to write, because they wouldn't be able to hold a pen and they'd get yelled at by their next period teacher for not doing any work.
Ok so at first I was thinking corked thigh was some kinda weird british recipe but now I'm not sure
I'm imagining someone getting stabbed in the thigh with a wine opener
Kind of, but you use a pointy part of your anatomy like a knee or elbow, and you smash it into the meaty part of the muscle as hard as you can. The tissue swells in seconds, and effectively the entire muscle cramps up very painfully. You see corked thighs a lot in AFL football because the players are constantly smashing into each other during rucks and tackles often it's completely accidental.
EDIT: For instance, last year the St Kilda Saints team captain had to go to hospital for his thigh after he got corked so badly it didn't stop swelling, they had to open his leg up and relieve the pressure surgically.
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Man when my friends wanted to be dicks in school they just cut to the chase and kicked each other in the nuts. Y'all were thinking about this too hard.
Man when my friends wanted to be dicks in school they just cut to the chase and kicked each other in the nuts. Y'all were thinking about this too hard.
Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
Personally, I try not to kick people in the testicles, because as my mother said, treat others how you would like to be treated. And I do not wish to be kicked in the testicles.
Personally, I try not to kick people in the testicles, because as my mother said, treat others how you would like to be treated. And I do not wish to be kicked in the testicles.
Personally, I try not to kick people in the testicles, because as my mother said, treat others how you would like to be treated. And I do not wish to be kicked in the testicles.
I mean, if you're in a fight, you've already crossed that line, haven't you
Personally, I try not to kick people in the testicles, because as my mother said, treat others how you would like to be treated. And I do not wish to be kicked in the testicles.
I mean, if you're in a fight, you've already crossed that line, haven't you
Also, holy shit. Does McDonald's reheat? I know their fries aren't worth a damn after five minutes, because I once had a very disappointing evening trying to make after-work chili cheese fries with them. And it was some fucking good homemade chili.
I can't speak to McDonalds but Carl's Jr's spicy chicken sandwiches, ordered plain, will re-heat pretty well. I lived off those things for a while working swing on an industrial printing press. I also ate Nalley Chili straight out of the can back then, so yea, take my food recommendations with a grain of salt.
Mcd's stuff does reheat but only very specific sammiches. Specifically the plain cheeseburger and hamburger reheat just fine. In fact, you can freeze the hamburgers/cheese burgers while still in their paper wrapper for later if you want then, simply take them out of the freezer and while still covered in the wrapper, flip them upside down and microwave them for a minute. It's basically the equivalent of white castle frozen burgers but if you're absolutely craving a simple cheeseburger or hamburger and don't want to go out, these will work in a pinch. Essentially any sammich that's only meat/cheese/mustard/ketechup/oninon/pickle should allow you to do this.
I tried this, it worked, and I'd like to congratulate you on ruining me.
I am a purveyor of dark and dangerous wisdoms. Found out that trick from a local burger joint up here in washington. When the corona virus was kicking off late march, Dick's Drive in was posting this trick for their hamburgers/cheeseburgers as a way to stock up when you wanted a burger.
When I was a kid I would take a standard drinking glass and put a string cheese in it, and then pour tomato soup over it until the glass was near full, and then I'd microwave it and drink a cheesy tomato drink.
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When I was a kid I would take a standard drinking glass and put a string cheese in it, and then pour tomato soup over it until the glass was near full, and then I'd microwave it and drink a cheesy tomato drink.
Impressed with your parents for resisting the urge to smother you.
When I was a kid I would take a standard drinking glass and put a string cheese in it, and then pour tomato soup over it until the glass was near full, and then I'd microwave it and drink a cheesy tomato drink.
Im disowning you
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They might not be corking his thigh, rubbing gum in his hair, or sack-tapping him, but they sure as fuck are clogging the bejeezus out of his arteries...
I don't even know what I ordered! You could just give me a bag or tortillas and fistfuls of shredded cheese and I'd be like, yeah this is exactly what I wanted thank you.
I think a DNA test is in order here.
Today I learned what a corked thigh is.
Ok, now I have that knowledge.
You can "cork" any muscle, but quads are real big, relatively easy to cork, and if you do it right your victim will have difficulty not just walking but even being able to stand for hours. It was a thing for a little bit amongst my friend group in early high school to cork someone in the forearm of the arm they use to write, because they wouldn't be able to hold a pen and they'd get yelled at by their next period teacher for not doing any work.
I'm imagining someone getting stabbed in the thigh with a wine opener
Kind of, but you use a pointy part of your anatomy like a knee or elbow, and you smash it into the meaty part of the muscle as hard as you can. The tissue swells in seconds, and effectively the entire muscle cramps up very painfully. You see corked thighs a lot in AFL football because the players are constantly smashing into each other during rucks and tackles often it's completely accidental.
EDIT: For instance, last year the St Kilda Saints team captain had to go to hospital for his thigh after he got corked so badly it didn't stop swelling, they had to open his leg up and relieve the pressure surgically.
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h__-03Cnm6w
Satans..... hints.....
oh believe me, they knew about this
it was a vicious cycle
I mean, if you're in a fight, you've already crossed that line, haven't you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAVUAN2WwV4
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
Man, that's a waste of $10.
I am a purveyor of dark and dangerous wisdoms. Found out that trick from a local burger joint up here in washington. When the corona virus was kicking off late march, Dick's Drive in was posting this trick for their hamburgers/cheeseburgers as a way to stock up when you wanted a burger.
Wud yoo laek to lern aboot meatz? Look here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwtZk7gyvZs
Impressed with your parents for resisting the urge to smother you.
https://youtu.be/919EY2qSVKY
Im disowning you