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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Guiliani deserves every bit of scorn he gets. What a weasely little scumbag he is.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I downloaded among us but haven't played it yet cause I don't want to get yelled at when I'm terrible at it

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    ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    I downloaded among us but haven't played it yet cause I don't want to get yelled at when I'm terrible at it

    The good thing about Among Us is that being terrible at it makes it way more fun

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    GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    ph blake wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    I downloaded among us but haven't played it yet cause I don't want to get yelled at when I'm terrible at it

    The good thing about Among Us is that being terrible at it makes it way more fun

    This is true of every single game that has ever existed.

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular


    Trust me, I know exactly how much of a dipshit Maureen Dowd is but holy fucking shit

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    Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    ph blake wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    I downloaded among us but haven't played it yet cause I don't want to get yelled at when I'm terrible at it

    The good thing about Among Us is that being terrible at it makes it way more fun

    If someone catches you Impostering badly, you just gotta out-yell them and claim that they're the one who Vented.

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    ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    ph blake wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    I downloaded among us but haven't played it yet cause I don't want to get yelled at when I'm terrible at it

    The good thing about Among Us is that being terrible at it makes it way more fun

    Bud of mine is playing a gimmick where he selects who to vote off by using dice, and somehow convinces people to trust the oracle of the roll. Several times he has mystified all by correctly divining all the imposters. Several times he had himself ejected. Such is prophecy.

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    H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    I had no interest in seeing Borat 2 in the first place.

    Knowing that it has Giuliani jerking it just confirms that for me.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    honestly like

    it's borat

    so that shit has been selectively edited to look as awful as possible and is probably greatly exaggerated for comedic effect

    but still i wish i lived in really any other timeline

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    This thread momentarily made me feel really nice with that LAN party nostalgia and now August has ruined it again

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Spoiler has a tweet with a screengrab of Giuliani mid-handshake. So fair warning.

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    This thread momentarily made me feel really nice with that LAN party nostalgia and now August has ruined it again

    When I was in high school, a friend-of-a-friend died from leukemia. Since we were all gigantic nerds, we decided to remember him by throwing a LAN party and soliciting donations to go towards the peds oncology wing of the hospital he was treated at, for entertaining the kids there. We started off with thirty people in a church basement and grew to over a hundred attendees and raised over ten thousand dollars for this hospital over four years of LANs.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    That the most consequential election of our lifetimes involves a last-minute surprise appearance from fucking Borat is so very, deeply stupid.

    2020 is so goddamn dumb.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    We were all expecting an October Surprise and instead we got an October My Wife

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    oh don't worry this was certainly be overshadowed by something even more fucking stupid in a couple days

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    That the most consequential election of our lifetimes involves a last-minute surprise appearance from fucking Borat is so very, deeply stupid.

    2020 is so goddamn dumb.

    While this is absolutely true, it is also the exact level of stupid that Giuliani deserves

    I will absolutely never watch the Borat movie but part of me is glad *someone* is tacking those people on their own level.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    That the most consequential election of our lifetimes involves a last-minute surprise appearance from fucking Borat is so very, deeply stupid.

    2020 is so goddamn dumb.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    What if this is all some viral marketing scheme to get people to watch Borat?

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    People were already going to watch Borat, sadly

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    spono wrote: »
    What if this is all some viral marketing scheme to get people to watch Borat?

    The United States electoral system is a 244 year long con marketing campaign all leading to this moment

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    What if this is all some viral marketing scheme to get people to watch Borat?

    The United States electoral system is a 244 year long con marketing campaign all leading to this moment

    Look if it ever turns out that all of human existence was really just a long setup to a practical joke then I will stand and applaud the genius

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    rhylith wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    What if this is all some viral marketing scheme to get people to watch Borat?

    The United States electoral system is a 244 year long con marketing campaign all leading to this moment

    Look if it ever turns out that all of human existence was really just a long setup to a practical joke then I will stand and applaud the genius

    Sounds like a Douglas Adams move to me.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    What the fuck is happening

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    What the fuck is happening

    Simulation has been abandoned by its creator and it's falling apart.

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    MidniteMidnite Registered User regular
    edited October 2020


    Here's a transcript of the scene for those with the stomach/tolerance for this shit.

    edit- avoiding double posting, here's what Rudy is up to now

    Midnite on
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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    Midnite wrote: »


    Here's a transcript of the scene for those with the stomach/tolerance for this shit.

    I can only glance at this out of the corner of my eye, as if it were a medusa that would otherwise turn me to stone

    edit to the addition: OH MY GOD

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited October 2020
    Straightzi on
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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I am choosing to believe that isn't real for my own sanity

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    That is cyber security expert Rudy Giuliani

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    This thread momentarily made me feel really nice with that LAN party nostalgia and now August has ruined it again

    I'm only a messenger, and all my messages are about Rudolf Giuliani's dick.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    talia lavin is good

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    like if anything it's a reminder that when Grandma and Grandpa get to this stage of their lives normal people start setting up powers of attorney and removing easy access to credit cards, etc

    but if you're rich enough they put a mic in front of you and shove you on fox news instead.

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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    In less funny news, potentially.



    But that's getting into conspiracy land.

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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Anyway, the only thing I'm glad about is that it's the perfect counter to the fucking laptop thing.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    What the fuck is happening

    The Aristocrats!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    This is wild. Disinformation peddler Jack "Fmr CBS News" Posobiec really appears to be melting down because more people are talking about Rudy Giuliani's Borat moment than his failed Hunter Biden op.

    Centipede Damascus on
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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »
    In less funny news, potentially.



    But that's getting into conspiracy land.

    i realize it's beside the point but who is this fucking creepo talking about taking her to a ball??????????

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    Jragghen wrote: »
    In less funny news, potentially.



    But that's getting into conspiracy land.

    i realize it's beside the point but who is this fucking creepo talking about taking her to a ball??????????

    No Donny, these men are Republicans nothing to be afraid of our constitution’s favored class

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