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    L Ron HowardL Ron Howard The duck MinnesotaRegistered User regular
    David Plowie

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    Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    License to Chill is the clear winner. Not only does it have a double reference to ice, it also has a reference to the traditionally-Scottish character James Bond.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    License to Chill is the clear winner. Not only does it have a double reference to ice, it also has a reference to the traditionally-Scottish character James Bond.

    I'm partial to For Your Ice Only, but that's purely because it has the far better theme song.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    BAD NEWS: A local Peoria artist is hoodwinked into creating a delightful mural that the owner of the building promptly whitewashed

    GOOD NEWS: Artist received both payment and exposure


    Impersonating a Property Owner, a Man Paid an Artist to Paint a Cookie Monster Mural in Peoria. The Town—and the Internet—Have Questions

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    Cookie Monster, that familiar blue Muppet of Sesame Street fame, holds aloft the beloved eponymous baked good, which shoots forth a rainbow beam. Below, the text reads, “мир, земля, печенье” (“Peace, Land, and Cookies” in Russian).
    ...

    “It was a bit of a weird image, but some of my paintings are kind of weird so maybe that’s how I captured his eye,” Hawkins says. He figured maybe “Comte” was getting ready to open a bakery in the building, for which the mural would be an advertisement.

    The fake landlord met Hawkins in person the day after Thanksgiving, supplying the paint and half the promised fee. They met again a couple of days later for lunch, when the job was mostly done. Hawkins showed him photographs. The patron seemed happy. He sent Hawkins the rest of the (sorry) dough.

    But when Hawkins invited him down to see the final result, his client didn’t answer the phone. Hawkins called again. No answer. Hawkins emailed. Again, no answer. “And that’s the last I’ve heard from him,” he says.

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    MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    So Last Week Tonight is absolutely going to get that artist to paint a mocking mural across the street right?

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    MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    A US Marine had plans to smuggle weapons into Haiti to initiate a coup that would make him "president."

    Of course, when he slapped a policeman across the face after a customs official dared to ask for a declarations form to be filled out for all those highly suspicious unmarked long dark suitcases the whole scheme fell apart. He was just found guilty of federal weapons smuggling despite his brilliant defense of "I shat myself on purpose!"

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    With the announcement that Harrison Ford will be hanging up the fedora after the next film, archeology Twitter is celebrating in appropriate fashion:








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    FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    I'm surprised nothing like this has come up yet.

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    A Summary of Warehouse and Inventory Management Systems: How to build and maintain a collection of magical artifacts safety.

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Mayabird wrote: »
    A US Marine had plans to smuggle weapons into Haiti to initiate a coup that would make him "president."

    Of course, when he slapped a policeman across the face after a customs official dared to ask for a declarations form to be filled out for all those highly suspicious unmarked long dark suitcases the whole scheme fell apart. He was just found guilty of federal weapons smuggling despite his brilliant defense of "I shat myself on purpose!"

    His plan was to take over Haiti with two rifles and five handguns?

    That's, um, an interesting plan.

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    FryFry Registered User regular
    Mayabird wrote: »
    A US Marine had plans to smuggle weapons into Haiti to initiate a coup that would make him "president."

    Of course, when he slapped a policeman across the face after a customs official dared to ask for a declarations form to be filled out for all those highly suspicious unmarked long dark suitcases the whole scheme fell apart. He was just found guilty of federal weapons smuggling despite his brilliant defense of "I shat myself on purpose!"

    His plan was to take over Haiti with two rifles and five handguns?

    That's, um, an interesting plan.

    He'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids police

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    NitsuaNitsua Gloucester, VARegistered User regular
    edited December 2020
    Mayabird wrote: »
    A US Marine had plans to smuggle weapons into Haiti to initiate a coup that would make him "president."

    Of course, when he slapped a policeman across the face after a customs official dared to ask for a declarations form to be filled out for all those highly suspicious unmarked long dark suitcases the whole scheme fell apart. He was just found guilty of federal weapons smuggling despite his brilliant defense of "I shat myself on purpose!"

    His plan was to take over Haiti with two rifles and five handguns?

    That's, um, an interesting plan.

    Supposedly, he was going there to train their military in the use of this weaponry (why such normal weaponry, does he think the Haitian military is still using spears and bows?) so that they can fight against the thugs he feels are ruining the country. In doing so, and by becoming a citizen, he hopes to draw the admiration of the populace so they would vote for him to be president.

    Not as catchy as saying he wished to pull a coup, but more accurate and a lot more crazy actually. This guy had PLANS, but also didn’t think it through enough.
    Edit: And I stupidly made assumptions since this sounded very much like a Florida man story. I apologize for that.

    Where did you all find the story on his Background?

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Nitsua wrote: »
    Mayabird wrote: »
    A US Marine had plans to smuggle weapons into Haiti to initiate a coup that would make him "president."

    Of course, when he slapped a policeman across the face after a customs official dared to ask for a declarations form to be filled out for all those highly suspicious unmarked long dark suitcases the whole scheme fell apart. He was just found guilty of federal weapons smuggling despite his brilliant defense of "I shat myself on purpose!"

    His plan was to take over Haiti with two rifles and five handguns?

    That's, um, an interesting plan.

    Supposedly, he was going there to train their military in the use of this weaponry (why such normal weaponry, does he think the Haitian military is still using spears and bows?) so that they can fight against the thugs he feels are ruining the country. In doing so, and by becoming a citizen, he hopes to draw the admiration of the populace so they would vote for him to be president.

    Not as catchy as saying he wished to pull a coup, but more accurate and a lot more crazy actually. This guy had PLANS, but also didn’t think it through enough. White savior mentality gone way way too far... though any usage of it is too far.

    I'm just trying to imagine the look on his face when he realized "Wait... they already have guns? Well, shit."

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    ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    Er, not 'white savior' I'd think, given that he's not white and is from Haiti originally.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    In short, racism is a hell of a drug.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    A clinical study in ranged weapons vs melee weapons in Peru

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    That man has been playing too much FarCry.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    In short, racism is a hell of a drug.

    Where was the racism in this story?

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    In short, racism is a hell of a drug.

    Where was the racism in this story?

    You have a Marine traveling to a majority black nation with several guns thinking that he's going to be able to waltz in and become a folk hero and that will lead him to becoming the head of state. You don't get to that line of thinking without a lot of horrendously racist priors.

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    Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    In short, racism is a hell of a drug.

    Where was the racism in this story?

    You have a Marine traveling to a majority black nation with several guns thinking that he's going to be able to waltz in and become a folk hero and that will lead him to becoming the head of state. You don't get to that line of thinking without a lot of horrendously racist priors.

    ...the guy was born in Haiti and became a US citizen later, joined the Marines, then went back to Haiti. He's still a Haitian citizen as well.

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    zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    In short, racism is a hell of a drug.

    Where was the racism in this story?

    You have a Marine traveling to a majority black nation with several guns thinking that he's going to be able to waltz in and become a folk hero and that will lead him to becoming the head of state. You don't get to that line of thinking without a lot of horrendously racist priors.

    ...the guy was born in Haiti and became a US citizen later, joined the Marines, then went back to Haiti. He's still a Haitian citizen as well.

    Yeah there is a lot to unpack but it definitely doesn't sound like a white savior / last samurai wannabe situation.

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    In short, racism is a hell of a drug.

    Where was the racism in this story?

    You have a Marine traveling to a majority black nation with several guns thinking that he's going to be able to waltz in and become a folk hero and that will lead him to becoming the head of state. You don't get to that line of thinking without a lot of horrendously racist priors.

    He was born in Haiti and lived there at various times. He was living there when the earthquake struck in 2010, and moved (back) to the US to enlist in the Marines afterward. So far as I can tell, he is a Haitian citizen.

    This is a picture of him: 9m8uab10keqd.jpg


    So, again, where was the racism in this story? Or are you making some really bad assumptions?

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    jothkijothki Registered User regular
    We were assuming that he wasn't from Haiti and was probably racist because that was the only way that what he did could possibly make any sort of sense.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Ketar wrote: »
    In short, racism is a hell of a drug.

    Where was the racism in this story?

    You have a Marine traveling to a majority black nation with several guns thinking that he's going to be able to waltz in and become a folk hero and that will lead him to becoming the head of state. You don't get to that line of thinking without a lot of horrendously racist priors.

    He was born in Haiti and lived there at various times. He was living there when the earthquake struck in 2010, and moved (back) to the US to enlist in the Marines afterward. So far as I can tell, he is a Haitian citizen.

    This is a picture of him: 9m8uab10keqd.jpg


    So, again, where was the racism in this story? Or are you making some really bad assumptions?

    Yes, because it's impossible for people of color to be impacted by and internalize structural racism.

    Read the story and his prior assumptions driving his actions - they were built on some rather racist assumptions (ones that were likely reinforced by his time in the US, thanks to how countries like Haiti get depicted here.) That's what makes structural racism so insidious - it works on how you view the world, which is why you see it get picked up by everyone in society, including the very people it targets.

    So let me flip that question of yours around - how is a Marine of Haitian origin traveling back to Haiti with some handguns with the intent of fomenting a coup by "training" Haitian military personnel in their use not built off of structural racism that has impacted how the nation is viewed in the US?

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Ketar wrote: »
    In short, racism is a hell of a drug.

    Where was the racism in this story?

    You have a Marine traveling to a majority black nation with several guns thinking that he's going to be able to waltz in and become a folk hero and that will lead him to becoming the head of state. You don't get to that line of thinking without a lot of horrendously racist priors.

    He was born in Haiti and lived there at various times. He was living there when the earthquake struck in 2010, and moved (back) to the US to enlist in the Marines afterward. So far as I can tell, he is a Haitian citizen.

    This is a picture of him: 9m8uab10keqd.jpg


    So, again, where was the racism in this story? Or are you making some really bad assumptions?

    Yes, because it's impossible for people of color to be impacted by and internalize structural racism.

    Read the story and his prior assumptions driving his actions - they were built on some rather racist assumptions (ones that were likely reinforced by his time in the US, thanks to how countries like Haiti get depicted here.) That's what makes structural racism so insidious - it works on how you view the world, which is why you see it get picked up by everyone in society, including the very people it targets.

    So let me flip that question of yours around - how is a Marine of Haitian origin traveling back to Haiti with some handguns with the intent of fomenting a coup by "training" Haitian military personnel in their use not built off of structural racism that has impacted how the nation is viewed in the US?

    You're still making assumptions. While structural racism affecting his beliefs could play a role in things, it is not at all the only or even most likely explanation. It's also more difficult to accept as an explanation for the behavior of the residents of Haiti that he was working with.

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    NitsuaNitsua Gloucester, VARegistered User regular
    edited December 2020
    I apologize myself, for some reason his crazy notions sounded like he thought he could save them. That’s on me since I only read the story linked and not anything else. I didn’t see any pictures and it certainly didn’t say any origins. So it sounded to me like a guy who thought Haiti was some backwoods place. Makes me wonder even more though he thought the weapons he had would even matter to their military.

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    CalicaCalica Registered User regular
    Stuff like this just makes me think we desperately need a rehab and reintegration program for violent, deluded men once the military is done with them.

    Obviously the majority of our men and women in uniform are neither violent nor deluded, but it sure does seem like a moth/flame situation. See also: domestic abuse rates.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    In the battle against wasps, China has escalated matters:
    A drone has been converted into a flying flamethrower in central China in a fiery campaign to eradicate more than 100 wasp nests.

    Blue Sky Rescue, a volunteer group that conducts search and rescue and other emergency work, have teamed up with villagers in Zhong county near the city of Chongqing.

    They raised 80,000 yuan ($12,200) to buy a drone and equip it with a gasoline tank and an arm-length nozzle.

    Videos released by Blue Sky show a recent mission by the six-arm drone. It hovers above a hive as large as a suitcase before swooping down. The drone operator flips the ignition switch, and the drone spits bursts of fire onto the hive.

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    FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    That's going to end with a major forest fire at some point, isn't it?

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    Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    That's going to end with a major forest fire at some point, isn't it?

    No wasps, though!

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    CalicaCalica Registered User regular
    In the battle against wasps, China has escalated matters:
    A drone has been converted into a flying flamethrower in central China in a fiery campaign to eradicate more than 100 wasp nests.

    Blue Sky Rescue, a volunteer group that conducts search and rescue and other emergency work, have teamed up with villagers in Zhong county near the city of Chongqing.

    They raised 80,000 yuan ($12,200) to buy a drone and equip it with a gasoline tank and an arm-length nozzle.

    Videos released by Blue Sky show a recent mission by the six-arm drone. It hovers above a hive as large as a suitcase before swooping down. The drone operator flips the ignition switch, and the drone spits bursts of fire onto the hive.

    The hell kind of wasps do they have in China?

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Calica wrote: »
    In the battle against wasps, China has escalated matters:
    A drone has been converted into a flying flamethrower in central China in a fiery campaign to eradicate more than 100 wasp nests.

    Blue Sky Rescue, a volunteer group that conducts search and rescue and other emergency work, have teamed up with villagers in Zhong county near the city of Chongqing.

    They raised 80,000 yuan ($12,200) to buy a drone and equip it with a gasoline tank and an arm-length nozzle.

    Videos released by Blue Sky show a recent mission by the six-arm drone. It hovers above a hive as large as a suitcase before swooping down. The drone operator flips the ignition switch, and the drone spits bursts of fire onto the hive.

    The hell kind of wasps do they have in China?

    Spoilers for scary murder wasp.
    GettyImages_156720700.jpg

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    NitsuaNitsua Gloucester, VARegistered User regular
    I thought that was the murder hornet?

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    FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    edited December 2020
    China actually has at least two scary murderwasps.

    There is the "murder hornet", the Asian giant hornet (Vespa mandarinia) and there is the Asian hornet (Vespa velutina). Both are "scary murder wasps".

    P.S: Vespa velutina is slightly smaller. Spoiler for murder wasp
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    Notice the yellow legs

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    My bad it gave me that pic for wasp, but ya between the two I'm surprised it took so long to fill the skies with fire

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Calica wrote: »
    In the battle against wasps, China has escalated matters:
    A drone has been converted into a flying flamethrower in central China in a fiery campaign to eradicate more than 100 wasp nests.

    Blue Sky Rescue, a volunteer group that conducts search and rescue and other emergency work, have teamed up with villagers in Zhong county near the city of Chongqing.

    They raised 80,000 yuan ($12,200) to buy a drone and equip it with a gasoline tank and an arm-length nozzle.

    Videos released by Blue Sky show a recent mission by the six-arm drone. It hovers above a hive as large as a suitcase before swooping down. The drone operator flips the ignition switch, and the drone spits bursts of fire onto the hive.

    The hell kind of wasps do they have in China?

    Hellwasps seems about right

    Sterica wrote: »
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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Dear god yes
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    Burn that shit gahhhh

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Calica wrote: »
    In the battle against wasps, China has escalated matters:
    A drone has been converted into a flying flamethrower in central China in a fiery campaign to eradicate more than 100 wasp nests.

    Blue Sky Rescue, a volunteer group that conducts search and rescue and other emergency work, have teamed up with villagers in Zhong county near the city of Chongqing.

    They raised 80,000 yuan ($12,200) to buy a drone and equip it with a gasoline tank and an arm-length nozzle.

    Videos released by Blue Sky show a recent mission by the six-arm drone. It hovers above a hive as large as a suitcase before swooping down. The drone operator flips the ignition switch, and the drone spits bursts of fire onto the hive.

    The hell kind of wasps do they have in China?

    Spoilers for scary murder wasp.
    GettyImages_156720700.jpg

    That pic seems shopped. Either that or the person has a very large thumb.

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    FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    Calica wrote: »
    In the battle against wasps, China has escalated matters:
    A drone has been converted into a flying flamethrower in central China in a fiery campaign to eradicate more than 100 wasp nests.

    Blue Sky Rescue, a volunteer group that conducts search and rescue and other emergency work, have teamed up with villagers in Zhong county near the city of Chongqing.

    They raised 80,000 yuan ($12,200) to buy a drone and equip it with a gasoline tank and an arm-length nozzle.

    Videos released by Blue Sky show a recent mission by the six-arm drone. It hovers above a hive as large as a suitcase before swooping down. The drone operator flips the ignition switch, and the drone spits bursts of fire onto the hive.

    The hell kind of wasps do they have in China?

    Spoilers for scary murder wasp.
    GettyImages_156720700.jpg

    That pic seems shopped. Either that or the person has a very large thumb.

    Macrophotography and the way it distorts perspective will enchance the foreshortening effect, so things that are closer to the camera will appear even bigger than they would otherwise.

    "The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
    -Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
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