yeah "lock it up" my ass, this dude is gonna be wankin' it every chance he gets to this thing. he'll rub so many out that eventually, after the suns have burned out and it gets boring, he will watch it in reverse, and then the whole process will repeat again.
oh man
a facial in reverse would probably look hilarious
a dick all vacuuming spunk off somebody's face
Shit. Now I've got to see this. Possibly with Benny Hill music and sound effects.
I think folks are getting more excited than this may actually warrant. Don't get me wrong, it's probably classier and hotter than most porn you can get these days (because come on it's Marilyn Fucking Monroe), but it's in all likelyhood the equivalent of the Pam Anderson sex tapes in terms of production value, but with 50 year old camera technology, in other words not very clear.
I think folks are getting more excited than this may actually warrant. Don't get me wrong, it's probably classier and hotter than most porn you can get these days (because come on it's Marilyn Fucking Monroe), but it's in all likelyhood the equivalent of the Pam Anderson sex tapes in terms of production value, but with 50 year old camera technology, in other words not very clear.
What's your point?
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This will be what it takes to make my cock once again function fully.
Stealing this film has now become a holy crusade.
The fight for the cure.
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
We have to liberate it. For medicine.
Glad to hear it Stale, we were just talking about how we needed money to get a monster truck...
If there was a cumshot, I would probably never leave my house again.
what a fat bitch
Shit. Now I've got to see this. Possibly with Benny Hill music and sound effects.
distinct possibility
We're pals.
We see eye to eye on lots of things.
BUT I SWEAR TO FUCK YOU SILENCE YOUR STUPID FUCKING YAMMERING MAW RIGHT NOW BEFORE I MURDER YOUR FACE.
I've foreseen where your actions will lead, and when you do it, I'll be over there going "told ya so".
cutyourself.jpg
That's NY for you
"What's that? You wanna see Marilyn Monroe sucking a dick? Fuck you buddy"
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.
That's a pretty good idea. It would go MILES in any social situation.
This is a shocking allegation
I take my posts very seriously!
You know, I bought her juliemandrews.com
has she done anything with it?
noooooooooooooooo
I have a Lazy eye....
She is still stupidly hot even after all these years
I would totally change my first name to Doktor.
If it was Marilyn though, maybe that would change
also, y'know, some free time
SUPER NSFW NOT EVEN KIDDING
Come back when you have your own sex tape.
edit: Though it reminds me, someone called me a white Forest Whittaker once. I was slight flattered and horrified.
You could always stick that snowflake-cutting app there in the meantime...for superficial fun!