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Primaries: Democralypse Now!

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Rust wrote: »
    My question is what are the bitter elitist people doing?

    Posting on the Internet.

    We cling to our abortions and atheism.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Can we just agree that the south has gotten way too many presidents lately and can eat a bag of flaming dicks?

    Is Texas technically the south? I should think it's the west.

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    HembotHembot Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    My question is what are the bitter elitist people doing?

    Originally they were confused. They thought they were voting for one of their kind by endorsing Hillary. Initially they called their banks to cancel checks they wrote to fund her campaign. Given the apparent increased popularity of Obama throughout the ordeal it seems they still believe her.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tarranon wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Can we just agree that the south has gotten way too many presidents lately and can eat a bag of flaming dicks?

    Is Texas technically the south? I should think it's the west.

    It was a member of the Confederacy. That makes it part of The South, even if it is now more Southwestish.

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    ScalfinScalfin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Tarranon wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Can we just agree that the south has gotten way too many presidents lately and can eat a bag of flaming dicks?

    Is Texas technically the south? I should think it's the west.

    It was a member of the Confederacy. That makes it part of The South, even if it is now more Southwestish.

    The things right in the middle of the country (longitudinally, and not counting Hawaii)! It's due south.

    Scalfin on
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    SavantSavant Simply Barbaric Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tarranon wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Can we just agree that the south has gotten way too many presidents lately and can eat a bag of flaming dicks?

    Is Texas technically the south? I should think it's the west.

    It was a member of the Confederacy. That makes it part of The South, even if it is now more Southwestish.

    Texas is a special case. Texas has always been a special case.

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    ScalfinScalfin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Savant wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Can we just agree that the south has gotten way too many presidents lately and can eat a bag of flaming dicks?

    Is Texas technically the south? I should think it's the west.

    It was a member of the Confederacy. That makes it part of The South, even if it is now more Southwestish.

    Texas is a special case. Texas has always been a special case.

    "It's a whole other country." I wish it really was one.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    moniker wrote: »
    It's 3 AM and a phone is ringing in the White House. It's last call, and Hillary needs a DD.

    Sigged so hard.

    Sweet.

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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Texas despite how stupid our politicians are and how dumb our states voting practices are is still a really nice place to live.

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    kildykildy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Scalfin wrote: »
    Savant wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Can we just agree that the south has gotten way too many presidents lately and can eat a bag of flaming dicks?

    Is Texas technically the south? I should think it's the west.

    It was a member of the Confederacy. That makes it part of The South, even if it is now more Southwestish.

    Texas is a special case. Texas has always been a special case.

    "It's a whole other country." I wish it really was one.

    It was! And we're proud!

    (god, texas public education messes up your head even after you leave)

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2008
    Michelle Obama on Colbert.

    Elki on
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    SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Has she confessed her hatred of America yet?

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    Has she confessed her hatred of America yet?
    Yes, just before she tore off her shirt to reveal an suicide bomber vest with a crescent and star painted over it. She then blew herself up in the middle of the broadcast, killing countless innocent American school children.

    Further proof that the Obamas hate America.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Is Michelle a secret muslim too, or is Obama a secret muslim True Lies style, and she doesn't even know

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    DracomicronDracomicron Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    Has she confessed her hatred of America yet?
    Yes, just before she tore off her shirt to reveal an suicide bomber vest

    I was hoping that you were gonna go in a whole 'nuther direction on that one.

    Jackie O, indeed.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Is Michelle a secret muslim too, or is Obama a secret muslim True Lies style, and she doesn't even know
    They're going to have to redo every conversation they've ever had.

    Hacksaw on
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    NickTheNewbieNickTheNewbie Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    Michelle Obama on Colbert.

    unable to watch now. how's it going?

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Is Michelle a secret muslim too, or is Obama a secret muslim True Lies style, and she doesn't even know
    They're going to have to redo every conversation they've ever had.

    yes

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Is Michelle a secret muslim too, or is Obama a secret muslim True Lies style, and she doesn't even know
    They're going to have to redo every conversation they've ever had.
    Whenever I see that conversation on TV or film, it just irritates me.

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    SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    Has she confessed her hatred of America yet?
    Yes, just before she tore off her shirt to reveal an suicide bomber vest

    I was hoping that you were gonna go in a whole 'nuther direction on that one.

    Jackie O, indeed.

    Get out of my head.

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tarranon wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Can we just agree that the south has gotten way too many presidents lately and can eat a bag of flaming dicks?

    Is Texas technically the south? I should think it's the west.

    I think it's some strange and horrible concoction of both the South and the Midwest. A chimera if you will. One, which, once fattened on the delectable souls of John Kennedy and MLK, stooped over the side of Connecticut and what shat out of it was GWB- who, then fixated on such a beacon of like and baneful energies, made his way back there under the innocent guise of "moving" in order to feed and grow strong...
    I actually like Texas.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    We need that picture of her in a pill box hat.

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    ScalfinScalfin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Can we just agree that the south has gotten way too many presidents lately and can eat a bag of flaming dicks?

    Is Texas technically the south? I should think it's the west.

    I think it's some strange and horrible concoction of both the South and the Midwest. A chimera if you will. One, which, once fattened on the delectable souls of John Kennedy and MLK, stooped over the side of Connecticut and what shat out of it was GWB- who, then fixated on such a beacon of like and baneful energies, made his way back there under the innocent guise of "moving" in order to feed and grow strong...
    I actually like Texas.

    I do too. I just don't like its population.

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Is Michelle a secret muslim too, or is Obama a secret muslim True Lies style, and she doesn't even know

    !

    Does that mean she's going to dance in her bra and panties for us? I'd so totally damn the consequences of her husband being a Manchurian for that to happen. WIN!

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    SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I approve of Texas.

    You might say I'm pro-Texas.

    But I have little first hand experience.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2008
    The qualifier here is key.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2008
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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    How did Colbert go?

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    SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Irond Will wrote: »

    Let me explain:

    This year up is down, left is right, and the impossible is a dead lock. The doors of the wonder world have been flung open.

    Speaker on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »

    Let me explain:

    This year up is down, left is right, and the impossible is a dead lock. The doors of the wonder world have been flung open.

    I am tripping balls here

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    SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »

    Let me explain:

    This year up is down, left is right, and the impossible is a dead lock. The doors of the wonder world have been flung open.

    I am tripping balls here

    Cheshire Cat/Tinman '08!

    Speaker on
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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Dogs and cats, living together! Total Pandemonium!

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    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
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    SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The Iranian ambulances have come to carry Hillary Clinton away.

    John McCain was murdered by an angry checkbook.

    Mayhem.

    Speaker on
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    One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Irond Will wrote: »

    That's it, I know I'm in Bizarro world now. Now everyone just needs to start talking in broken english for the illusion to be complete.

    One Thousand Cables on
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2008
    She appeared on the Daily Show before her Texas comeback, I hope the Colbert show doesnt help her in Pennsylvania.

    Then again, I am the only politician in Reno under the age of 35, so I don't have a lot of hope for my generation in general, though I despise the oldies.

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    NickTheNewbieNickTheNewbie Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!

    fixed

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    ScalfinScalfin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »

    Let me explain:

    This year up is down, left is right, and the impossible is a dead lock. The doors of the wonder world have been flung open.

    I am tripping balls here

    Cheshire Cat/Tinman '08!

    Kucinich/Aliens '08.5!

    Scalfin on
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    The rest of you, I fucking hate you for the fact that I now have a blue dot on this god awful thread.
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Irond Will wrote: »

    That's it, I know I'm in Bizarro world now. Now everyone just needs to start talking in broken english for the illusion to be complete.

    Me know what you talk not about.

    Couscous on
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    The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Clinton says it's "not relevant" when she last went to church or fired a gun.

    No, Hillary, no it's not. I'd commend you on this if it didn't come across as so fucking hypocritical and slimy given this last weekend and previous petty attacks on your part.

    If her big deal wasn't how she's a more christian, more American, more gun-loving, etc etc. I'd agree.

    Like if someone just randomly went "MRS. CLINTON WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU FIRED A GUN OR WENT TO CHURCH" out of the blue and she said "That's irrelevant", I'd applaud her for ignoring an obvious attempt to screw her over with a demographic.

    Now it's kind of the EXACT OPPOSITE of "irrelevant".
    It's incredibly relevant.
    Me know what you talk not about.
    Me disagree.
    One Thousand Dicks, you am gone totally sane.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2008
    Hillary is an honorary Pennsylvania wastelander by virtue of the fact that she's old and losing.

    I think that about sums it up.

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