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[Phalla]Phallangband: A Roguelike Phalla Game Over (Ask Questions Now)

thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Critical Failures
Phallangband: A Roguelike Phalla

Signing up
Sign up to play here in some bold and/or colorful way.

This game does not have multiple equally-sized factions with ambiguity as to which is larger. If you played or read my previous game, it may interest you to know that this game was originally titled DFS 2.0, but I changed the theme. Some role types will make a reappearance. Some will not. I didn't even look at the original game when creating this one, so any similarities to [strike]real people or situations are coincidental[/strike] the previous game are coincidental.

However, it does take one important feature from DFS. Everybody will be publically !targeting someone else every day, in addition to their usual power of the !vote. Everybody will have something to do.

If you don't vote or target someone, and if you don't post at least twice a day, you will be replaced. Two strikes and you will be replaced or I will use a wand of death on you. And the first day counts as two strikes. So don't sign up unless you can post a few times every day for the next ten days.
cj iwakura wrote: »
Well look at that, Angband's a free download.

Don't mind if I do.

Rules
Things to Know
  • If you are new to Phalla or just confused, this thread has links to old games and general rules.
  • The day ends at 11 PM EST every day. The first day will probably end on Friday
  • Everybody has the ability to publically !target someone every day with their item, even if they have no item or are also using a private ability. To change targets, just !target someone else.
  • Everybody has the ability to !vote to execute an Orc at the end of the day. To change your vote, just vote again.
Specifics
  • Any vote or PM marked 11 PM EST or later will be counted for the next day.
  • No anonymous contact. No contact between the dead and living.
  • Do not quote any part of role PMs (except to members of your own team). Do anything you want with other PMs to or from me. Forward them, CC them, BCC them, CC fake power uses to me and someone else, forge them, anything goes. (Except don't take screenshots, because that is silly.)
  • Monsters in roguelikes don't trade items to each other. Since the Player Character is dead, nobody can pick up items from corpses, either. When your role says item, what it really means is ability.
  • When a monster dies, you will find out what faction they appear to belong to.
  • Ask for clarifications via PM, IM, or in bold orange in this thread.
  • If you don't vote or target someone and if you don't post at least twice a day, you will be awarded a strike. Two strikes and you will be replaced or killed. If you don't vote and/or target before the first day ends, which is Friday, June 6 at 11 PM, you will be replaced immediately.
Role PMs
  • All PMs have the same format.
  • All Orcs have the objective "KILL ALL DEM POLYMORPHERS!"
  • Most orcs have the backstory in the example.
  • Here is the example role PM:
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    Name: Cantide
    Race: Orc
    Class: Soldier
    Abilities: None
    Inventory: Staff of Genocide - Publically !target someone to kill every member of their race.
    Backstory: You are but a simple Orc Soldier. Protecting the dungeon's treasure is a hard task, so when you noticed thorgot, a level 50 Elvish Mystic-Thief, lying dead on the ground next to a poison dart trap, you waited in line for one of his items, which he probably stole from some other Orc. Unfortunately, word got out about thorgot and adventurers have arrived, polymorphed into Orcs. They want to kill you dead. Your objective is simple:
    Objective: KILL ALL DEM POLYMORPHERS!
Known Items
  • Staff of Detect Good - An iron staff. Publically !target someone to determine their alignment.
  • Staff of Redirection - A balsa staff. Publically !target someone to cause their item to target you, instead.
  • Staff of Duplication - A pine staff. Publically !target someone to cause their item to target you, too.
  • Wand of Blinding - An iron wand. Publically !target someone to cause them to be unable to use their item that day.
  • Wand of Blessing - A light wooden wand. Publically !target someone to give them one more vote than usual.
  • Wand of Cursing - A heavy wooden wand. Publically !target someone to make their vote count one less than usual. If you have this item, and you do not specify a target, it automatically targets you.
  • Rod of Protection - A steel rod. Publically !target someone to protect yourself from attacks originating from them.
  • Rod of Examining - A lead rod. Publically !target someone to see the power of the item they used that day.
  • Scroll of Revenge - A scroll on parchment. Publically !target someone to kill them in the event of your death.
Bug Fixes

  1. Everybody has the ability to target themselves.
  2. Rod of Protection description changed.
  3. Posts and PMs marked 11:00 PM or between 11 and the narration count on the following day.

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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Narrations
    Night 0
    Night 1
    Night 2
    Night 3
    Night 4
    Night 5
    Night 6
    Night 7
    Night 8
    Night 9
    Night 10
    Night 11
    Night 12
    Reveals: Items, Proboards, Adventurer Role PMs, Orc Role PMs, Who Was Who

    Player Lists
    Living
    1. Look Out it's Sabs!
    2. Fembot
    3. AkimboLegs
    4. Savant
    5. [strike]Maximus[/strike] Trust
    6. SpeedySwaf
    7. Edcrab
    Dead Night One
    1. EvilBadman - The Guild of Mercenaries of Frithshire, Human
    2. cj iwakura - The Guild of Mercenaries of Frithshire, Human
    3. Geebs - The Brotherhood of the Amulet of Yendor, Gnome
    4. iamtheaznman - Nethack Fanboy, Human
    5. Seriously - Orc Private Eye
    6. lonelyahava - Orc
    7. eecc - Orc
    8. enlightenedbum - Orc
    9. Stew_Stick - Orc
    10. JoschuaESQ – Orc
    Dead Night Two
    1. MrBlarney - The Brotherhood of the Amulet of Yendor, Gnome
    2. Lignisse - Level 34 Elvish Priest
    3. Hylianbunny - Orc
    Dead Night Three
    1. TheLawinator - Level 36 Elvish Warrior
    2. Infidel - Orc
    3. neville - Orc
    4. Balefuego - Orc
    Dead Night Four
    1. Locus - The Brotherhood of the Amulet of Yendor, Gnome
    2. Thetheroo - Orc Brother
    3. Tyler - Orc
    4. Shamus - Orc
    5. TehSpectre - Orc
    Dead Night Five
    1. Bliss 101 - Orc
    2. Wildcat - Orc
    3. KrataLightblade - Orc
    4. Toxic Toys - Orc
    5. Rainfall - Orc
    6. bwanie - Orc
    Dead Night Six
    1. crimsoncoyote - Level 36 Elvish Bard
    2. Abysmal Lynx - Orc
    3. JPants - Orc
    4. DasUberEdward - Orc
    Dead Night Seven
    1. Mr. Defecation - The Guild of Mercenaries of Frithshire, Human
    2. cheez - Orc Detective
    3. Quoth - Orc Brother
    4. Sepah - Orc Sentry
    5. B:L - Orc
    6. tuxkamen - Orc
    Dead Night Eight
    1. FrostMist - The Guild of Mercenaries of Frithshire, Human
    2. El Skid - The Guild of Mercenaries of Frithshire, Human
    3. Oatway - The Brotherhood of the Amulet of Yendor, Gnome
    4. Last Son - Orc
    Dead Night Nine
    1. FunkyWaltDogg - Orc Elder - Possessed by the ghost of thorgot, Level 50 Elvish Mystic Thief
    2. [strike]Qorzm[/strike] Freeagent - The Brotherhood of the Amulet of Yendor, Gnome
    3. Red Bird - The Brotherhood of the Amulet of Yendor, Gnome
    4. evilbob - Orc Elder
    5. [strike]Osvik[/strike] Typhus733 - Orc (for inactivity)
    Dead Night Ten
    1. Cold Salmon and Hatred - Orc
    2. Unearthly Stew - Orc
    3. Varcayn - Orc
    4. [strike]The Otaku Suppository[/strike] visiblehowl - Orc
    Dead Night Eleven
    1. Exarch - The Guild of Mercenaries of Frithshire, Human
    2. [strike]IstEl[/strike] [strike]minigunwielder[/strike] Medopine - The Guild of Mercenaries of Frithshire, Human
    3. Ryadic - The Brotherhood of the Amulet of Yendor, Gnome
    4. [strike]Gumpy[/strike] Grundlterror - Orc Brother
    Dead Night Twelve
    1. Trust - Level 35 Elvish Tourist
    2. Savant - The Brotherhood of the Amulet of Yendor, Gnome
    3. Edcrab - Orc

    Winners Night One
    1. Obbi - Orc (Sacrificed for someone else)
    2. Celebrim – Orc (Sacrificed for someone else)
    3. MinamiHideo - Angband Fanboy, Human (iamtheaznman died)

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wot's all this then?

    Seriously on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I !sign up

    Who else is going to join my club?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Alright, a chance to use this avatar!

    Obbi on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I sign up!

    Edit: A quick self-portrait.
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    Oats on
  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    First person to call them rougelikes is going to die.

    thorgot on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I will !sign up

    M.D. on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !spreadsheet bitch

    Infidel on
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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Well

    I won't be able to hang around near the end of the round like I like to do, but I will have time to play this thing otherwise, so

    !Sign up

    Seriously on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !non-spreadsheet bitch

    cheez on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    thorgot wrote: »
    First person to call them rougelikes is going to die.

    I have no idea what you are talking about

    to wikipedia I guess

    Seriously on
  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Seriously wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    First person to call them rougelikes is going to die.

    I have no idea what you are talking about

    to wikipedia I guess

    People always call them rougelikes. They are not cosmetic simulators, they are the predecessor to Diablo.

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  • FembotFembot Registered User
    edited June 2008
    !sign up so hard

    Fembot on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    !Sign Up

    whoops

    Obbi on
  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited June 2008
    !Sign up

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !D

    I give candy hugs.

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Bold and/or Colorful signup! :D

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !sign up

    Qorzm on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gimme!!! !Signup! Gimme!

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    um

    I guess

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The only Roguelike I've played is Izuna, and it was(is) an exercise in frustration.

    Well, not like permadeath is anything new here.

    !sign up

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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • LignisseLignisse Registered User
    edited June 2008
    I !sign up! I want to be the '@'.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hahahah Angband.

    B:L on
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  • MinamiHideoMinamiHideo Registered User
    edited June 2008
    !Sign up

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sign me up captain. I didn't get to actually play in your last game but it looked fun when I read through it.

    Last Son on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have no idea what a roguelike is. But I will look forward to learning!

    Wooo

    Hi zot!

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  • CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Since I'm seeing that after watching my knight get killed my a swarm of Uruk-Hai in the Gnomish Mines, I guess I have to !Sign Up

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wow, done with Celebrim2 already? :P

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Even though I said i'd quit phalla...the results aren't in yet. so

    !sign up

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Sign up so I can kill DUE

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  • CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Celebrim2 was just a placeholder because I couldn't get this one unlocked, I got it fixed halfway throught he last one, but figured switching accounts was a ticket to bandwagon town.

    Celebrim on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have no idea what a roguelike is. But I will look forward to learning!

    Short version: exploring dungeons as you go, gathering items and killing monsters.

    When you die, you die for good, along with everything you found along the way. Roguelikes practically require starting from scratch left and right.

    Don't know if this means we can expect resurrecting or not.

    Mostly a PC thing, I think, but the DS had a couple examples recently; Izuna and Shiren The Wanderer.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    alright, let's do this

    !sign up

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    !Sign up so I can kill DUE

    <3

    you kill because you love

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  • CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I have no idea what a roguelike is. But I will look forward to learning!

    Short version: exploring dungeons as you go, gathering items and killing monsters.

    When you die, you die for good, along with everything you found along the way. Roguelikes practically require starting from scratch left and right.

    Don't know if this means we can expect resurrecting or not.

    Mostly a PC thing, I think, but the DS had a couple examples recently; Izuna and Shiren The Wanderer.


    hmmmm Interesting. This sounds like this one is going to hurt my head.

    But in a good way.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !sign up

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    I guess sometimes count out Touchdown Tom.
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Sign up

    I always tried to love roguelikes, just haven't found the one to pull me in yet.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Sign up

    Spot 50 if it's not taken and if you're doing spots.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    !Sign up so I can kill DUE

    <3

    you kill because you love

    I kill because Grundl isn't around.

    You're just sloppy seconds.

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