It's Friday, and you can do nothing but watch the second hand slowly make its way around the clock, slowly inching closer to the weekend. You can feel it. The great party you're headed to, the relaxing day in the sun, staying up all night and sleeping late. It's just a few hours away.
ring, ring.
"Hello?"
"There's been a problem."
This is a classic phalla. All normal phalla rules apply. "Hours" will end at 9:00 PM EST every day. Narrations will be short and roles will be revealed upon death.
!Sign uplike that (I don't care what color). !vote like this. !retract like this. Retractions don't matter, but it makes it easier for me to calculate things.
Man... too bad they didn't get to jump in on a full-size Phalla for a first time.
Don't worry, it feels good.
To be honest, if this was a full-size phalla I would have joined in anyway, I just happened to browse and "OH GREAT MOTHER IN THE SKY A PHALLA HAS JUST OPENED MUST SIGN UP" :P
Posts
Edit: crap, should I delete and repost?
!This should really be a requirement for playing in this Phalla.
"Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
In case you wanted post #2 for clarifications or whatever. If you don't care, I don't care!
I've never done a Phalla before but I've read how the basic games goes on the Mafiascum.net wiki.
Feel free to tell me to fuck off if me being a newbie is a problem.
I hope their are post-its involved.
And no, Archr, if we ran off new players, we would lose the whole new blood thing. We would become stagnant, as it were.
In the unlikely event you find yourself short players, I'll step up...but I may as well let the dead have some phalla fun.
Somebody should do a "The Office" phalla
The work of counting and monitoring my soon to be victims
!sign up
I work from home SO I'M ALWAYS AT WORK AAARGGGH
...plus playing a "basic" mechanic game will be break from all the crap I'm currently annoying people with
!Sign up
Don't worry, it feels good.
(I have no idea what that string of words meant, but knowing my coworkers...)
I'm hoping for vig.
YOU KNOW WHY.
To be honest, if this was a full-size phalla I would have joined in anyway, I just happened to browse and "OH GREAT MOTHER IN THE SKY A PHALLA HAS JUST OPENED MUST SIGN UP" :P
That, and I need to stop lurking.
!Sounds appropriate
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=6028323#post6028323
Don't edit your post to fix it's name.
Sorry, it filled up with the Obbi signup, but you can still reserve.