i had to do the pants-around-ankles-shit-waddle to fetch a new roll from under the sink, but otherwise nothing to report
Further evidence of spousal sabotage. "If the drano doesn't kill him, waddling around a bathroom and hopefully tripping and smashing his head of the side of the porcelain will".
It's like some horrifiying re-enactment of Home Alone and your girlfriend is Macaulay Culkin.
If it doesn't have any ill effects that stuff sounds awesome
I'd take it all the time for creepy eyes
That's what I'm SAYING! Like I would seriously volunteer for those physical effects. As long as the pissing neon green didn't in some way FEEL the way I assume pissing neon green would feel. Read: burning.
Also it would give me (another) excuse to run around yelling random Dune lines at everyone.
Taking strong multivitamins makes your pee go neon colours. Usually yellow, but still. Just because it's neon doesn't make it painful.
Things which are neon green:
Listerine
Paint
Dish soap
KFC Coleslaw
All of these are things which I can only assume would hurt when passing through my dink. Thus I associate colours other than off yellow and clear with intense piss pain.
Look I know it's not LOGICAL but when it comes to my buddy I cover my ass (olol butts)
nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
edited June 2008
indeed.
this story reminded me of this "comic" I used to read stories by and he ate a bunch of organic cleaners and soaps (since they were all non-toxic) and rated their tastes, etc.
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edited June 2008
or when Chris Elliot went on letterman and did a blind taste test to see if canola oil really tasted like regular corn oil.
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it all fits!
he's trying to figure out ways to dose someone with it
it turns your piss neon green, and it can turn the whites of your eyes blue
Why wouldn't he just dose himself with it?
Also, has he considered replacing someone's bedside drinking water with it? That usually seems to work pretty well.
he currently has it packed into gelcaps
He who controls the spice controls the universe!
lift the cheese off of a pizza and set it under the toppings
then put the pizza in the microwave or oven or whatever to melt the cheese back
I'd take it all the time for creepy eyes
That's what I'm SAYING! Like I would seriously volunteer for those physical effects. As long as the pissing neon green didn't in some way FEEL the way I assume pissing neon green would feel. Read: burning.
Also it would give me (another) excuse to run around yelling random Dune lines at everyone.
soldiers didn't like the side effects though
Soldiers are such pussies.
the eyes and the pee? Or is there something else you're keeping back?
"You start reverse farting until you burp-fart and smell your own instantly instead of through some clothing?
Things which are neon green:
Listerine
Paint
Dish soap
KFC Coleslaw
All of these are things which I can only assume would hurt when passing through my dink. Thus I associate colours other than off yellow and clear with intense piss pain.
Look I know it's not LOGICAL but when it comes to my buddy I cover my ass (olol butts)
just blue eyes and green piss
that's another reason why it's no longer used as an anti-malaria drug
any dude can't handle a little anemia is a total puss
a little anemia never hurt no one
he's the one with the dick on fire
"JACKSON, TAKE OUT THAT PILL BOX, FUCKING KOREANS ARE ALL OVER US"
"YES SIR!"
Jackson runs 10 feet and promptly passes out.
He who controls the Spice controls the universe.
this story reminded me of this "comic" I used to read stories by and he ate a bunch of organic cleaners and soaps (since they were all non-toxic) and rated their tastes, etc.
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verdict?