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[Speculate On] Blizzard.com - Phallic Crystalline Structure

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    AkinosAkinos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm sticking with Hybrid.
    Announced as a playable race in the SC MMO.

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    alivatnaalivatna Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    it's a new IP; you play a pair of glowing eyes.

    set in the arctic.

    with runes everywhere.

    it will be fantastic

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2008
    Its Diablo 4. Diablo 3 is being released tomorrow, Diablo 4 will be announced on Monday.

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    meatflowermeatflower Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Akinos wrote: »
    I'm sticking with Hybrid.
    Announced as a playable race in the SC MMO.

    Yeah if it's World of Starcraft, that would be the best possible outcome.

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    DondumsDondums Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    alivatna wrote: »
    it's a new IP; you play a pair of glowing eyes.

    set in the arctic.

    with runes everywhere.

    it will be fantastic

    apparently, you also eat dicks encased within some ice.
    this game sounds awesome

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    NiqleNiqle Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mastrius wrote: »
    But theres only one possible explanation none of you have come to realize. THIS. IS. SPARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    No.
    c_04.JPG

    This is Sparda.

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    DondumsDondums Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Niqle wrote: »
    mastrius wrote: »
    But theres only one possible explanation none of you have come to realize. THIS. IS. SPARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    No.
    c_04.JPG

    This is Sparda.
    6445887803a7666727886ml.jpg

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    NiqleNiqle Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dondums wrote: »
    Niqle wrote: »
    mastrius wrote: »
    But theres only one possible explanation none of you have come to realize. THIS. IS. SPARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    No.
    c_04.JPG

    This is Sparda.
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    I love you.

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    WindfayirWindfayir Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dondums wrote: »
    Niqle wrote: »
    mastrius wrote: »
    But theres only one possible explanation none of you have come to realize. THIS. IS. SPARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    No.
    c_04.JPG

    This is Sparda.
    6445887803a7666727886ml.jpg

    I think we've covered just about everything now

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    mastriusmastrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dondums wrote: »
    Niqle wrote: »
    mastrius wrote: »
    But theres only one possible explanation none of you have come to realize. THIS. IS. SPARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    No.
    c_04.JPG

    This is Sparda.
    6445887803a7666727886ml.jpg

    You sick...sick man...

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    exoplasmexoplasm Gainfully Employed Near Blizzard HQRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    What if the spire thing is a zealot psiblade?

    WHAT IF?

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    AkinosAkinos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh god why.

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    Vincent GraysonVincent Grayson Frederick, MDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You know, I heard about this game once, where the final boss was trapped somewhere, only to have been unleashed once five runes were lit up.

    Anyone remember the name of that game? It's slipping my mind.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am not overly excited for whatever they announce, because I know that a Starcraft MMO and Diablo 3 are going to come out eventually, so hearing tomorrow that one of them will be out in three years is not a big thing.

    Honestly, I wish Blizzard would stop announcing games until a month before they're going to be released. These aren't indie titles that need a good half-decade of hype to guarantee high sales - Blizzard could ship Universe of Starcraft boxes to Gamestop tonight and over the course of a week get the same sales that they would with a year of magazine articles. Maybe a bit of an exaggeration, but honestly, not by much.

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    parabolaparabola Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I dont want to wait 2 hours for this.

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    AkinosAkinos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    exoplasm wrote: »
    What if the spire thing is a zealot psiblade?

    WHAT IF?

    Looks more like a HYDRALISK ZEALOT HYBRID SPINE BLADE GOOOOOOO

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    Vincent GraysonVincent Grayson Frederick, MDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am not overly excited for whatever they announce, because I know that a Starcraft MMO and Diablo 3 are going to come out eventually, so hearing tomorrow that one of them will be out in three years is not a big thing.

    Honestly, I wish Blizzard would stop announcing games until a month before they're going to be released. These aren't indie titles that need a good half-decade of hype to guarantee high sales - Blizzard could ship Universe of Starcraft boxes to Gamestop tonight and over the course of a week get the same sales that they would with a year of magazine articles. Maybe a bit of an exaggeration, but honestly, not by much.

    Given that they don't do things that way, I'd wager someone at Blizzard disagrees.

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    You know, I heard about this game once, where the final boss was trapped somewhere, only to have been unleashed once five runes were lit up.

    Anyone remember the name of that game? It's slipping my mind.

    YES YES THE BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED THE DEED WILL BE FILLED THE DARK LORD WILL RISE AGAIN

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    DourinDourin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ok, so the live feed from the Invitational starts at 11:45 a.m. Paris-time. So am I correct that would make it 4:45 a.m. CST?

    Also, I will make this official. If it is World of Starcraft, I will, in fact, eat my own cock.
    Blizzard debunked the even slightest possibility of there ever being a 'World of Starcraft' to ever come out back before BC ever was released.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hey, was there a new image in the .css data?

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    AkinosAkinos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dourin wrote: »
    Ok, so the live feed from the Invitational starts at 11:45 a.m. Paris-time. So am I correct that would make it 4:45 a.m. CST?

    Also, I will make this official. If it is World of Starcraft, I will, in fact, eat my own cock.
    Blizzard debunked the even slightest possibility of there ever being a 'World of Starcraft' to ever come out back before BC ever was released.

    What. Source. WoS would be the best thing to ever happen and they know it.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am not overly excited for whatever they announce, because I know that a Starcraft MMO and Diablo 3 are going to come out eventually, so hearing tomorrow that one of them will be out in three years is not a big thing.

    Honestly, I wish Blizzard would stop announcing games until a month before they're going to be released. These aren't indie titles that need a good half-decade of hype to guarantee high sales - Blizzard could ship Universe of Starcraft boxes to Gamestop tonight and over the course of a week get the same sales that they would with a year of magazine articles. Maybe a bit of an exaggeration, but honestly, not by much.

    Given that they don't do things that way, I'd wager someone at Blizzard disagrees.

    I don't really understand the meaning of this post. It's just about the vaguest real reply you could have given me.

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    NiqleNiqle Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hey, was there a new image in the .css data?

    .evilpenguin {background:url(_images/42.jpg) no-repeat 0 0} */ ?

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    exoplasmexoplasm Gainfully Employed Near Blizzard HQRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hey, was there a new image in the .css data?

    Does not look like it.

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    JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    World of Arts and Crafts confirmed!

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    AkinosAkinos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Niqle wrote: »
    Hey, was there a new image in the .css data?

    .evilpenguin {background:url(_images/42.jpg) no-repeat 0 0} */ ?

    Pretty sure that has been there. I don't see anything new, but I'm not very good at this.

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    emericanaemericana Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am not overly excited for whatever they announce, because I know that a Starcraft MMO and Diablo 3 are going to come out eventually, so hearing tomorrow that one of them will be out in three years is not a big thing.

    Honestly, I wish Blizzard would stop announcing games until a month before they're going to be released. These aren't indie titles that need a good half-decade of hype to guarantee high sales - Blizzard could ship Universe of Starcraft boxes to Gamestop tonight and over the course of a week get the same sales that they would with a year of magazine articles. Maybe a bit of an exaggeration, but honestly, not by much.

    Given that they don't do things that way, I'd wager someone at Blizzard disagrees.

    I don't really understand the meaning of this post. It's just about the vaguest real reply you could have given me.

    Here, I'll translate.

    "That's not the way they do things, therefore, they don't do things that way."

    Very helpful, right?

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    AkinosAkinos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I hope someone has a new OP ready to go. An OP that covers everything we saw a billion times in this thread. :D

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    NiqleNiqle Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Akinos wrote: »
    Niqle wrote: »
    Hey, was there a new image in the .css data?

    .evilpenguin {background:url(_images/42.jpg) no-repeat 0 0} */ ?

    Pretty sure that has been there. I don't see anything new, but I'm not very good at this.

    Haha, I wouldn't know, I just sort of got interested today so I don't know the secret language of the hidden penguin pictures.

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    RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I will eat my own cock if zeratul does not eat his own cock.

    Wait, do protoss have cocks?

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    EshEsh Tending bar. FFXIV. Motorcycles. Portland, ORRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I vote no more threads about this until after the announcement.

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    AceedAceed Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hmmm scaled brow...definitely doesn't point to Arthas anymore.

    That "ice spire" looks like the tip of a left shoulder pad.

    Either Starcraft, Diablo, or new IP.

    Also, winky face means they're fucking with us.

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    DondumsDondums Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Raslin wrote: »
    I will eat my own cock if zeratul does not eat his own cock.

    Wait, do protoss have cocks?

    Psi-cocks.

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    AkinosAkinos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Niqle wrote: »
    Akinos wrote: »
    Niqle wrote: »
    Hey, was there a new image in the .css data?

    .evilpenguin {background:url(_images/42.jpg) no-repeat 0 0} */ ?

    Pretty sure that has been there. I don't see anything new, but I'm not very good at this.

    Haha, I wouldn't know, I just sort of got interested today so I don't know the secret language of the hidden penguin pictures.

    I know there was a .jpg for every Lost number (4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42).

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    WindfayirWindfayir Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am not overly excited for whatever they announce, because I know that a Starcraft MMO and Diablo 3 are going to come out eventually, so hearing tomorrow that one of them will be out in three years is not a big thing.

    Honestly, I wish Blizzard would stop announcing games until a month before they're going to be released. These aren't indie titles that need a good half-decade of hype to guarantee high sales - Blizzard could ship Universe of Starcraft boxes to Gamestop tonight and over the course of a week get the same sales that they would with a year of magazine articles. Maybe a bit of an exaggeration, but honestly, not by much.

    Given that they don't do things that way, I'd wager someone at Blizzard disagrees.

    I don't really understand the meaning of this post. It's just about the vaguest real reply you could have given me.

    Though it may be true that they could achieve the same sales whether they announce 5 years early or 1 month, it makes Blizzard look like the hottest shit on the block when they have half the internet turned upside down because they posted ice pictures

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Raslin wrote: »
    I will eat my own cock if zeratul does not eat his own cock.

    Wait, do protoss have cocks?

    That's a question for GIS.

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    emericanaemericana Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Raslin wrote: »
    I will eat my own cock if zeratul does not eat his own cock.

    Wait, do protoss have cocks?

    Given the fact that I just said "Procock" in my head, then laughed out loud, I think it's time for me to go to bed.

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    NiqleNiqle Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dondums wrote: »
    Raslin wrote: »
    I will eat my own cock if zeratul does not eat his own cock.

    Wait, do protoss have cocks?

    Psi-cocks.

    GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. I was literally about to post this exact answer. :lol:

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Windfayir wrote: »
    I am not overly excited for whatever they announce, because I know that a Starcraft MMO and Diablo 3 are going to come out eventually, so hearing tomorrow that one of them will be out in three years is not a big thing.

    Honestly, I wish Blizzard would stop announcing games until a month before they're going to be released. These aren't indie titles that need a good half-decade of hype to guarantee high sales - Blizzard could ship Universe of Starcraft boxes to Gamestop tonight and over the course of a week get the same sales that they would with a year of magazine articles. Maybe a bit of an exaggeration, but honestly, not by much.

    Given that they don't do things that way, I'd wager someone at Blizzard disagrees.

    I don't really understand the meaning of this post. It's just about the vaguest real reply you could have given me.

    Though it may be true that they could achieve the same sales whether they announce 5 years early or 1 month, it makes Blizzard look like the hottest shit on the block when they have half the internet turned upside down because they posted ice pictures

    That's not

    that's not even relevant to what I was saying

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    AkinosAkinos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hey guys, weren't the .css in different numbered folders each time?

    The latest one is in http://us.media.blizzard.com/232309/master.css

    Anyone have the rest handy? I know someone does.

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