Next door to my house lives a 40 year old man and his absolute asshole of a mother. I have lost at least a dozen baseballs, footballs, and various other child hood nick nacks to this woman.
Not to mention the fact they neither of them work, and are on welfare despite the fact that they routinely go and do things like go to hawaii, own a motorcycle, oh, and oh yeah, go rock climbing.
I have a really high voice. Like, if you talked to me on the phone, you'd think I was a Paula, A donna, or some other equally vagina equiped female name.
I decided to use this to my advantage in a druken stupor.
So I call this late night chat line, ( women talk free) and use the sultriest voice I can think of. I end up talking to this one guy, I can't remember his name. So we talk, and I'm hamming it up, hoping he'll realize that I'm playing him. Instead, he asks if I want to hook up.
Sure.
I direct him to my neighboors house, informing him the front door would be open and unlocked.
He arrives, walks in the house non-chalantly (The door was unlocked) hilarity ensues, and I have NO IDEA how I didn't get caught
Man I thought Relient K was OK until I actually listened to the words
And I was like wow this is a Jesus song
And then I put on some Streetlight Manifesto and realized that the whole song was about "fuck religion"
Also, have you heard of these guys? They're called TOKYO SKA PARADISE ORCHESTRA!! They can't speak english but god bless 'em they try. Despite how wacky they are they have a really classic 2-tone ska sound.
Also, have you heard of these guys? They're called TOKYO SKA PARADISE ORCHESTRA!! They can't speak english but god bless 'em they try. Despite how wacky they are they have a really classic 2-tone ska sound.
The dude who sings in my friends' band keeps fucking up the words to Scott Farcas
And if he does it again I'm just going to kick him in the nuts and take the mic, because I love that song and fuck him
i still remember when i was sitting in my friend's house and he put on The W's, and i just sat there blinking as i realized it was christian swing dancing, then laughed for a good long time and i think i offended him, but he should have known better.
i was wearing a goddamn clash t-shirt (this meant i was extremely cool)
guys, i just checked facebook a little while ago, and some turkish guy wants me to go to turkey and be with him or something, what the hell, i'm going to screencap
Jumpstyle looks like cossack dancing done to shitty euro-techno. Why would you take something as gloriously awesome as cossack dancing with the cossacks and the hats and the whatnot and introduce shitty euro-techno? What kind of sick, perverted mind does something like that?
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Nobody said that was skanking.
And yes, Ska is very good times.
Okay, I just wanted to make sure.
mad caddies
streetlight manifesto
I'm not a big skanker but I do like a lot of the stuff
but you have Alzheimer's
shit i forget to write
Christian Ska? are you serious? Wait hold on, I can do you one better...
Edit: I take that back, apparently The Supertones never made any music videos.
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Christian Swing
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It felt awesome though
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because if not, somebody should
aahahahaha
Not to mention the fact they neither of them work, and are on welfare despite the fact that they routinely go and do things like go to hawaii, own a motorcycle, oh, and oh yeah, go rock climbing.
I have a really high voice. Like, if you talked to me on the phone, you'd think I was a Paula, A donna, or some other equally vagina equiped female name.
I decided to use this to my advantage in a druken stupor.
So I call this late night chat line, ( women talk free) and use the sultriest voice I can think of. I end up talking to this one guy, I can't remember his name. So we talk, and I'm hamming it up, hoping he'll realize that I'm playing him. Instead, he asks if I want to hook up.
Sure.
I direct him to my neighboors house, informing him the front door would be open and unlocked.
He arrives, walks in the house non-chalantly (The door was unlocked) hilarity ensues, and I have NO IDEA how I didn't get caught
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in high school, there's me, bein all atheist, and then a good group of my friends, self described 'jesus freaks'
hell yes cap
And I was like wow this is a Jesus song
And then I put on some Streetlight Manifesto and realized that the whole song was about "fuck religion"
Also, have you heard of these guys? They're called TOKYO SKA PARADISE ORCHESTRA!! They can't speak english but god bless 'em they try. Despite how wacky they are they have a really classic 2-tone ska sound.
Down-beat Stomp!
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Holy crap that's rad, I need to find my Tokyo Skunks album.
Japanese rockabilly complete with kick-ass banjo player.
And if he does it again I'm just going to kick him in the nuts and take the mic, because I love that song and fuck him
i was wearing a goddamn clash t-shirt (this meant i was extremely cool)
Like I'm getting a boner listening to it
it's catchy
what can't he do?
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worst fucking thing
I'm a fan of good electro-house, but jesus christ that dance is awful.