man whenever I try to make a joke where being gay is the main point they're either way too hostile or just not funny at all (hurr just like all my other jokes)
paula dean (i swear i saw her stuff a turkey with oysters or something once)
And probly like 6 sticks of butter.
She likes butter waaaaay too much. I made one of her apple pies once. There was like a whole stick of butter in the filling. Not counting what I used to partially cook the paples in. Then.
Then
She wanted me to cut up an additional stick of butter and just kinda scatter it over the top.
Like it was a crumb topping.
This is not how you do things.
EDIT: holy jesus. Apparently I havent hit refresh on this page in a long ass time cause this only had one page when I hit enter.
Gordon Ramsey isn't fat and I'd trust him, even if he told me to take off my pants.
Ramsey is probably the most realistic Chef on TV... Watch his Restaurant nightmares show and you will know what the majority of real Chefs are like. The majority of the rest of the T.V. people are nothing more than pretty faces. Rachel Ray actually displays competency in her cooking, if you know what to watch for, whereas the rest of them are just fucktards that got put on TV because they couldn't hack it in a real kitchen.
Except Emeril Lagasse, he is just a fucktard. Yes he may be able to cook, but that doesn't make him any less of a fool.
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
edited July 2008
I love Kitchen nightmares, from what I have seen of kitchens this reminds me of what they are, giant ego clashes.
Gordon Ramsey isn't fat and I'd trust him, even if he told me to take off my pants.
Ramsey is probably the most realistic Chef on TV... Watch his Restaurant nightmares show and you will know what the majority of real Chefs are like. The majority of the rest of the T.V. people are nothing more than pretty faces. Rachel Ray actually displays competency in her cooking, if you know what to watch for, whereas the rest of them are just fucktards that got put on TV because they couldn't hack it in a real kitchen.
Except Emeril Lagasse, he is just a fucktard. Yes he may be able to cook, but that doesn't make him any less of a fool.
Do you include Alton Brown in this group?
Also, responding to an earlier post: Bobby Flay is not, in any way, shape, or form, Southern. He's very much from New York and may specialize in Southwestern cuisine, but yeah.
If you want Southern on Food Network, there's the stereotypical over-the-top-ness of Paula Deen (god she is so annoying), and Alton Brown, who is from Georgia (and awesome) and will occasionally toss out Southern classics and Colonel Bob Boatwright to present them.
Gordon Ramsey isn't fat and I'd trust him, even if he told me to take off my pants.
Ramsey is probably the most realistic Chef on TV... Watch his Restaurant nightmares show and you will know what the majority of real Chefs are like. The majority of the rest of the T.V. people are nothing more than pretty faces. Rachel Ray actually displays competency in her cooking, if you know what to watch for, whereas the rest of them are just fucktards that got put on TV because they couldn't hack it in a real kitchen.
Except Emeril Lagasse, he is just a fucktard. Yes he may be able to cook, but that doesn't make him any less of a fool.
Do you include Alton Brown in this group?
Also, responding to an earlier post: Bobby Flay is not, in any way, shape, or form, Southern. He's very much from New York and may specialize in Southwestern cuisine, but yeah.
If you want Southern on Food Network, there's the stereotypical over-the-top-ness of Paula Deen (god she is so annoying), and Alton Brown, who is from Georgia (and awesome) and will occasionally toss out Southern classics and Colonel Bob Boatwright to present them.
Gordon Ramsey isn't fat and I'd trust him, even if he told me to take off my pants.
Ramsey is probably the most realistic Chef on TV... Watch his Restaurant nightmares show and you will know what the majority of real Chefs are like.
Having an ex-chef for a father, I can definitely vouch for this. His (my dad's) reaction to some woman complaining about how ramsay has no excuse for using the language he does was hilarious to say the least (including about 3 times as much swearing as ramsay)
Gordon Ramsey isn't fat and I'd trust him, even if he told me to take off my pants.
Ramsey is probably the most realistic Chef on TV... Watch his Restaurant nightmares show and you will know what the majority of real Chefs are like. The majority of the rest of the T.V. people are nothing more than pretty faces. Rachel Ray actually displays competency in her cooking, if you know what to watch for, whereas the rest of them are just fucktards that got put on TV because they couldn't hack it in a real kitchen.
Except Emeril Lagasse, he is just a fucktard. Yes he may be able to cook, but that doesn't make him any less of a fool.
Do you include Alton Brown in this group?
Also, responding to an earlier post: Bobby Flay is not, in any way, shape, or form, Southern. He's very much from New York and may specialize in Southwestern cuisine, but yeah.
If you want Southern on Food Network, there's the stereotypical over-the-top-ness of Paula Deen (god she is so annoying), and Alton Brown, who is from Georgia (and awesome) and will occasionally toss out Southern classics and Colonel Bob Boatwright to present them.
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edited July 2008
I still chuckle at the people who bitched about Giada when she first got her show as being a "model and not a chef" and how she had a "fake Italian accent" (she was born and raised in Rome, educated at Le Cordon Bleu). I mean, yeah she's hot as hell, but she was incredibly awkward in front of the camera when she started out, I can't understand how anyone could look at her show and think "TV Personality." She was all no frills, conservative, strictly business presentation. She's lightened up a bit, but she can still be pretty stiff at times.
Also I will say one nice thing about Bobby Flay (with the notable caveat that I do think he's a fucking prick): his show gave my Dad the idea to cook his pizza on the grill outside over charcoal (on a pizza stone) and it is fucking fantastic.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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This is after HALF were taken by friends who helped make them.
Keith and I are gonna get SO FAT.
they look delicious and you're both going to be so obese.
wont be able to touch your toes.
Also we have about 60 more frozen in our freezer
yeah
it's called being gay
Really?
Because Keith is gay.
All he does is complain. :P
dammit beaten
man whenever I try to make a joke where being gay is the main point they're either way too hostile or just not funny at all (hurr just like all my other jokes)
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
whine about 'em
Hey, I whined before I was beaten!
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
Satans..... hints.....
FOOT SWEATERS
And probly like 6 sticks of butter.
She likes butter waaaaay too much. I made one of her apple pies once. There was like a whole stick of butter in the filling. Not counting what I used to partially cook the paples in. Then.
Then
She wanted me to cut up an additional stick of butter and just kinda scatter it over the top.
Like it was a crumb topping.
This is not how you do things.
EDIT: holy jesus. Apparently I havent hit refresh on this page in a long ass time cause this only had one page when I hit enter.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
Best T.V. chefs ever. Amazing food, interesting and funny stories while they're cooking, and travel around the countryside as well.
Besides, isn't there some sort of saying like 'never trust a skinny chef'? Well there's two FAT chefs on this show.
Gordon Ramsey isn't fat and I'd trust him, even if he told me to take off my pants.
Satans..... hints.....
Ramsey is probably the most realistic Chef on TV... Watch his Restaurant nightmares show and you will know what the majority of real Chefs are like. The majority of the rest of the T.V. people are nothing more than pretty faces. Rachel Ray actually displays competency in her cooking, if you know what to watch for, whereas the rest of them are just fucktards that got put on TV because they couldn't hack it in a real kitchen.
Except Emeril Lagasse, he is just a fucktard. Yes he may be able to cook, but that doesn't make him any less of a fool.
Satans..... hints.....
Do you include Alton Brown in this group?
Also, responding to an earlier post: Bobby Flay is not, in any way, shape, or form, Southern. He's very much from New York and may specialize in Southwestern cuisine, but yeah.
If you want Southern on Food Network, there's the stereotypical over-the-top-ness of Paula Deen (god she is so annoying), and Alton Brown, who is from Georgia (and awesome) and will occasionally toss out Southern classics and Colonel Bob Boatwright to present them.
Eh, Alton Brown wasn't bad... Not a Chef though.
End thread.
yeah but gordon ramsay also fries stuff with his sleeves up
Having an ex-chef for a father, I can definitely vouch for this. His (my dad's) reaction to some woman complaining about how ramsay has no excuse for using the language he does was hilarious to say the least (including about 3 times as much swearing as ramsay)
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
get out
I think being likeable and presentable on television to a wide audience is a rarer quality than being able to cook.
also stop capitalizing chef, queermo
FOOT SWEATERS
Also I will say one nice thing about Bobby Flay (with the notable caveat that I do think he's a fucking prick): his show gave my Dad the idea to cook his pizza on the grill outside over charcoal (on a pizza stone) and it is fucking fantastic.
Lastly, Anthony Bourdain's Blog. Read it, live it, love it.
There is a huge difference between being able to cook and being a chef.
Thanks for defending my statement about him not being a chef though
FOOT SWEATERS
shark in humanclothes, i swear
FOOT SWEATERS
I think she's just really proud of her orthodontist.
EDIT: Of course that doesn't explain her conspicuous lack of eyelids.
and alton brown
while telling me all these little l facts about the spaghetti on his dick
and uh spicy meatballs and delicious sauce something
I always thought that the style of camera work his show uses is very reminiscent of "amateur" internet porn.
it makes me angry that i know what that is
thousands of variations on "we are totally getting this random chick to fuck this dude"
however there's also this
AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK I WILL STUFF THIS EGGPLANT INTO MY VAGINA