walk into the kitchen to get a drink, or wherever, and just look at them all eating and try and stifle a chuckle and shake your head and go back to your room
her parents will wrack their brains
actually instead of a chuckle look at the parents and do the face then scamped back to your room and slam the door.
actually you should just shake your head in a solemn manner
like you pity them so much
Walk up to the mother, sit down next to her and put your hand on her hands and say really quietly so noone else hears you are really sorry for that one night thing a couple of months ago.
when she replies with incredulity stand up suddenly, look shocked and apologise, saying that was the other girlfriends mom and then run back to your room.
then, when you hear them just about to leave, come out of your room, look at the mother on her way outthe door and do the thumb and pinky 'call me' sign, then wink or smile.
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
Damn it! I opened the freezer and an ice pack fell out. Then the roommate's girlfriend said that "I missed," so I had to play it cool and laugh it off type of thing. Now I can't do anything subtle because they'll think I'm talking about that!
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Run in, ask 'dude, you didn't cook that chicken that was in the freezer, did you?'
When he says 'yes' start muttering 'ohmigodohmigod' and ask him if he knows the phone number for poison control.
No, okay just no. You guys suck at this.
Ask him if that chicken was from the freezer or whatever, and then when he asks why, just uh, turn your head a bit, avoid eye contact and just "Oh nothing. Uh, How's it taste? No reason, just asking, it looks good." and then hide yourself away.
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Clint EastwoodMy baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered Userregular
edited August 2008
Walk behind your roommate and fart really loudly as you walk by him.
call the police
give them anonymous tips about cocaine or other hardcore drugs being sold in your apartment
when they get there, everything's sure to be interrupted
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It's not enough! I need more! Nothing seems to satisfy!
I don't want it! I just need it! To breath, to feel, to know I'm alive!
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited August 2008
CHECK THE FLOWER POT. CHECK THE FLOWER POT FOR GAY PORN.
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Clint EastwoodMy baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered Userregular
Sit down at the table and help yourself to some food
As soon as you take a bite, spit it out. Violently.
Then start screaming at him that he got the wrong chicken and tell him to call poison control
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Ok Buddy, go with hers or mine. Whatever suits your personal style.
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I'm going for Sara's. Right now.
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maybe wink at the mom a few times
Walk up to the mother, sit down next to her and put your hand on her hands and say really quietly so noone else hears you are really sorry for that one night thing a couple of months ago.
when she replies with incredulity stand up suddenly, look shocked and apologise, saying that was the other girlfriends mom and then run back to your room.
then, when you hear them just about to leave, come out of your room, look at the mother on her way outthe door and do the thumb and pinky 'call me' sign, then wink or smile.
This man has been busting out awesome ideas constantly, you gotta do at least one of them.
Satans..... hints.....
When he says 'yes' start muttering 'ohmigodohmigod' and ask him if he knows the phone number for poison control.
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this was the correct response when the ice pack fell
edit: dammit he thought of everything
He made brownies. I'm not even kidding. They'll think it's the brownies.
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If worst comes to worst you can just ask him if he tried for anal last night.
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No, okay just no. You guys suck at this.
Ask him if that chicken was from the freezer or whatever, and then when he asks why, just uh, turn your head a bit, avoid eye contact and just "Oh nothing. Uh, How's it taste? No reason, just asking, it looks good." and then hide yourself away.
... what?
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give them anonymous tips about cocaine or other hardcore drugs being sold in your apartment
when they get there, everything's sure to be interrupted
I don't want it! I just need it! To breath, to feel, to know I'm alive!
Then they will think he has bad manners.
"dude, where'd you put all the gay porn?"
then stop suddenly, mutter 'oh, i thought it was wednesday' and run back into your room.
stay there silently until they leave
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I've already had to go out and grab some things a couple of times. The conversation dies instantly. It's so awkward.
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As soon as you take a bite, spit it out. Violently.
Then start screaming at him that he got the wrong chicken and tell him to call poison control
MUFUCKING ROCKET BOOOOOOOOOOOOTS
"We don't really like fishing there. Cedar Lake is real swell though."
" ....HEEhhehe ..."
Just interrupt the flow randomly with a couple giggles.
Make sure you are not seated at the table. Laugh at their comments from the couch.
It takes like 2 seconds of 'what are you doing this is fresh chicken' to make you look like an attention seeking jackass.