Gumpy may be charismatic and have all these "facts" on his side, but do we really know who he is? I don't even think the technology for sentient computers is available yet!
I can't see how a robot or an insane vampire can identify with the needs of the people.
Good thing neither of the people campaigning fit that description. Hylian was only pretending to be Malkavian, much in the same manner Gumpy pretends to be a machine.
FreeAgent: Ultimate in TV mudslinging promotional ads.
So by pretending to be those things, which focus group are they aiming at? Cyborgs and goths?
Clearly you should all vote for me as I claim not to be affiliated with anchient evils, evil transforming robots, evil non-transforming robots, or crazy vampires.
Thank God I've got no shitty post restrictions this time round. !Sylvio
I'm a fairly normal voter - swayed by pretty lights and amusing images. Thus !Dagon
Now, in the UK we don't raise money, or have fancy 30 minute 'infomercials, but we do knock on doors. Lots of them. So, Dagon, your word is my command - I pick my man, and I stick with him. That's what we're like in the UK.
Free beer??? Can you imagine the hit on the economy? While the pretzel and contraceptive industries will boom, the alcohol industry will surely faulter ... Toxic Toys obviously isn't economically sound!
Free beer??? Can you imagine the hit on the economy? While the pretzel and contraceptive industries will boom, the alcohol industry will surely faulter ... Toxic Toys obviously isn't economically sound!
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edited November 2008
Hmm, How about !Vote HB for an offensive to the eyes font (crazy people are not welcome!). I'll throw a goodies vote for !Arasaki since he always seems to get hosed in these.
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Ah, you missed my second post where I blew that theory out of the water by completely changing my mind less than a minute later. It was fun.
No, that was why I prefixed my message with "I was about to say".
In other news, Toxic Toys is giving away free American beer. American beer is terrible and he is suggesting that you, the voter, are too stupid to realise this.
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So by pretending to be those things, which focus group are they aiming at? Cyborgs and goths?
Does your healthcare system involve anything other than draining people of blood?
So, all of you.
A vote for me is a vote for winning!!!
*shrug*
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My alignment is robot
!Sylvio
I'm a fairly normal voter - swayed by pretty lights and amusing images. Thus
!Dagon
Now, in the UK we don't raise money, or have fancy 30 minute 'infomercials, but we do knock on doors. Lots of them. So, Dagon, your word is my command - I pick my man, and I stick with him. That's what we're like in the UK.
So you areeee qualifying yourself with the nutso vote ... A vote for Hylian is a vote for anarchy in the zaniest of forms!
Wait. Did you want my red vote or my blue vote?
retract !Sylvio
Hylian Bunny
retract! Dagon
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Hylian, I just have to get rid of you, and your font. I just have to.
Dagon, it was fun while it lasted - but there's another bandwagon I have to jump on.
Free Beer.
You claimed we picked one thing and stuck with it.
Maybe it's just different in London.
Carry on
Whoever promises Beer, Cookies, Wenches, and Guns gets my blue vote.
!Toxic Toys
Ok you have swayed me with your promise of beer
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No, that was why I prefixed my message with "I was about to say".
In other news, Toxic Toys is giving away free American beer. American beer is terrible and he is suggesting that you, the voter, are too stupid to realise this.
Kill him with fire.
Robots break down, get rusty, and there's always the ever present threat of EMP grenades.
Vampires cannot go out in sunlight, cannot cross running water, and are always getting their asses kicked by some dude with a whip.
Megatron, well, he always loses. He has never won a fight, and those he did win, were quickly turned into defeat.
Cthulhu and Dagon - we have never lost anything. Ever.
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!Arasaki
!Toxic Toys
!Toxic Toys
What won't you offer? Don't think we don't see your faulty promises.
What's next? Are you going to offer everyone the sex?!
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Also it's whiskey and redheads. I can't begrudge a man for that.
Need one is very important, Gumpy.
And sportz for posting above me.
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