Do you people have the clearance to comment on the taste of beer?
Had I the clearance for sarcasm, I would make use of it now in reference to the morality of a man who is bad for children discussing enjoying anything.
I am not thusly cleared, and will thus refrain from making any such comment.
Are you cleared to really know what my clearance level is?
This sounds far too defensive, and as the only reason to be defensive is that one has done something wrong, your impropriety as a traitor has been reported. I will detain you personally. Do not attempt to escape, or I will be forced to terminate you. Should you be revealed to be of sufficient clearance to claim the name you call yourself, I will of course assume this was a test from Friend Computer to ascertain my loyalty.
I really don't think you are cleared to dodge my question! Looks like I will be the one detaining you. Do not try to escape or be terminated.
Your attempt to confound me has been noted.
Zap.
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The troubleshooter squad is quickly ushered into a makeshift mission briefing room. Several desks are arranged in crisp rows, all facing an ominous screen. An unidentified BLU clearance citizen is projected before the group.
"Welcome, all to the your mission. The Computer has deemed it necessary to take a sample group of Troubleshooters and verify their allegiance. Hence, you have all been enlisted into the "Problem Hearing Allowance Liability Loss Assembly." Among you are many confirmed traitors, each daycycle, you will logically deduce the obvious treasonous parties and vote them to be terminated. We are confident that this democratic council will root out any dangerous influences without fail.
For additional security purposes, your lasers have been confiscated.
Voting Ends Nightly at Midnight Eastern Alpha Complex Standard Time. For Reference it is 3:04 AM EACST.
Friend Computer, in what format may we voice our suspicions? May we receive an updated roster of Troubleshooters present for this investigation?
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The BLU messenger looks puzzled momentarily and shrugs. "You could !vote, I guess. To be honest, I don't even know why the Computer thought of this. I'm just the guy who condems you to this hell." A pair of Vulture Goons immediately rush the room and escort the BLU man out of sight.
I do not mean to be rude, but it appears that Drez has been listed twice, both in the reserve pool and in the Troubleshooter pool (#51). In addition, Troubleshooter Hellbunny (post 214) appears to be absent from the roster. Only a momentary glitch, I assume?
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This citizen has been given clearance to say,
Greetings, fellow troubleshooters! Whose trouble shall we be shooting today?
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I do not mean to be rude, but it appears that Drez has been listed twice, both in the reserve pool and in the Troubleshooter pool (#51). In addition, Troubleshooter Hellbunny (post 214) appears to be absent from the roster. Only a momentary glitch, I assume?
Friend computer never has glitches. To suggest anything else is treason.
Greetings, fellow troubleshooters! Whose trouble shall we be shooting today?
Why, Friend Computer's trouble shall be shot. That is our job, isn't it?
In general terms, yes. It may be worth looking into, however, that citizen Ianator is not asking for specific targets to investigate for acts that are subversive to Friend Computer's rule.
The knowledge of traitors' identities is above our clearance level, and investigations should be done by someone with the clearance to do such things.
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edited November 2008
Hellbunny is an alternate, to keep the game at a round 60.
I do not mean to be rude, but it appears that Drez has been listed twice, both in the reserve pool and in the Troubleshooter pool (#51). In addition, Troubleshooter Hellbunny (post 214) appears to be absent from the roster. Only a momentary glitch, I assume?
Friend computer never has glitches. To suggest anything else is treason.
I wasn't talking of Friend Computer, only of myself. Now that things have been cleared up, Spreadsheet.
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Greetings, fellow troubleshooters! Whose trouble shall we be shooting today?
Why, Friend Computer's trouble shall be shot. That is our job, isn't it?
In general terms, yes. It may be worth looking into, however, that citizen Ianator is not asking for specific targets to investigate for acts that are subversive to Friend Computer's rule.
The knowledge of traitors' identities is above our clearance level, and investigations should be done by someone with the clearance to do such things.
Ah, but have we all not been cleared to do just that? Indeed, we have, and anyone speaking otherwise is speaking against the will of Friend Computer, thus making them a traitor.
I await your response, citizen !Witch Doctor, DBM
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I do not mean to be rude, but it appears that Drez has been listed twice, both in the reserve pool and in the Troubleshooter pool (#51). In addition, Troubleshooter Hellbunny (post 214) appears to be absent from the roster. Only a momentary glitch, I assume?
Friend computer never has glitches. To suggest anything else is treason.
I wasn't talking of Friend Computer, only of myself. Now that things have been cleared up, Spreadsheet.
You have Hellbunny on the player list. He is an alternate.
I do not mean to be rude, but it appears that Drez has been listed twice, both in the reserve pool and in the Troubleshooter pool (#51). In addition, Troubleshooter Hellbunny (post 214) appears to be absent from the roster. Only a momentary glitch, I assume?
Friend computer never has glitches. To suggest anything else is treason.
I wasn't talking of Friend Computer, only of myself. Now that things have been cleared up, Spreadsheet.
Spread sheeting without correct clearance is treason !MrBlarney
Greetings, fellow troubleshooters! Whose trouble shall we be shooting today?
Why, Friend Computer's trouble shall be shot. That is our job, isn't it?
In general terms, yes. It may be worth looking into, however, that citizen Ianator is not asking for specific targets to investigate for acts that are subversive to Friend Computer's rule.
The knowledge of traitors' identities is above our clearance level, and investigations should be done by someone with the clearance to do such things.
Ah, but have we all not been cleared to do just that? Indeed, we have, and anyone speaking otherwise is speaking against the will of Friend Computer, thus making them a traitor.
I await your response, citizen !Witch Doctor, DBM
We have been cleared to seek out and exterminate the CMT threat, citizen Ianator, that is our primary job. But I can't pretend to know (because I have not clearance for it) where you got the idea that we are cleared for knowledge of who the commiemutanttraitors are.
It should be quite obvious that such knowledge would be harmful to the integrity of Alpha Complex and Friend Computer. I'm sure you understand that I cannot elaborate because such thoughts are treasonous.
If you would care to rescind your unfounded accusations, I will report to Friend Computer that you saw the error of your ways, and you may avoid termination. I cannot, however, make any guarantees that the vigilance of our fellow troubleshooters will allow them to be as generous as I.
Citizen Blarney, like the rest of us, has been tasked with rooting out treasonous and subversive elements amongst our ranks. He is using the skills that Friend Computer has deigned to teach him towards that goal.
!Warban's attempt to stop him, and thus, thwart the will of Friend Computer, is treason. It was you who let those mutants out of their cages, wasn't it?! Bet you've made plenty of friends with the Commies as well, huh? Traitor.
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In general terms, yes. It may be worth looking into, however, that citizen Ianator is not asking for specific targets to investigate for acts that are subversive to Friend Computer's rule.
The knowledge of traitors' identities is above our clearance level, and investigations should be done by someone with the clearance to do such things.
Ah, but have we all not been cleared to do just that? Indeed, we have, and anyone speaking otherwise is speaking against the will of Friend Computer, thus making them a traitor.
I await your response, citizen !Witch Doctor, DBM
We have been cleared to seek out and exterminate the CMT threat, citizen Ianator, that is our primary job. But I can't pretend to know (because I have not clearance for it) where you got the idea that we are cleared for knowledge of who the commiemutanttraitors are.
It should be quite obvious that such knowledge would be harmful to the integrity of Alpha Complex and Friend Computer. I'm sure you understand that I cannot elaborate because such thoughts are treasonous.
If you would care to rescind your unfounded accusations, I will report to Friend Computer that you saw the error of your ways, and you may avoid termination. I cannot, however, make any guarantees that the vigilance of our fellow troubleshooters will allow them to be as generous as I.
Of course, I was not referring to our having clearance to know the identities of traitors, but our clearance to investigate. Sadly, this citizen does not have clearance to retract and must wait for a more likely citizen to transfer the accusation upon.
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!durax you really should have joined me in our previous game instead of rejecting my kind offer of victory.
And benefits!
Through the false words of others I thought the game was ending that night, otherwise I would have been much more receptive to your offer, !enlightenedbum.
(I've since learned that the Computer is the only source of Truth!)
I do not mean to be rude, but it appears that Drez has been listed twice, both in the reserve pool and in the Troubleshooter pool (#51). In addition, Troubleshooter Hellbunny (post 214) appears to be absent from the roster. Only a momentary glitch, I assume?
Friend computer never has glitches. To suggest anything else is treason.
I wasn't talking of Friend Computer, only of myself. Now that things have been cleared up, Spreadsheet.
You have Hellbunny on the player list. He is an alternate.
Indeed. And in this way we support each other. The error has been corrected.
Citizen Blarney, like the rest of us, has been tasked with rooting out treasonous and subversive elements amongst our ranks. He is using the skills that Friend Computer has deigned to teach him towards that goal.
!Warban's attempt to stop him, and thus, thwart the will of Friend Computer, is treason. It was you who let those mutants out of their cages, wasn't it?! Bet you've made plenty of friends with the Commies as well, huh? Traitor.
I find myself agreeing with Citizen FreeAgent, and for now I will join him in his purge of the traitors and mutants who seek to undermine Friend Computer. One way or another we will secure the complex and put the corpses back where they belong.
!Warban
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Citizen Blarney, like the rest of us, has been tasked with rooting out treasonous and subversive elements amongst our ranks. He is using the skills that Friend Computer has deigned to teach him towards that goal.
!Warban's attempt to stop him, and thus, thwart the will of Friend Computer, is treason. It was you who let those mutants out of their cages, wasn't it?! Bet you've made plenty of friends with the Commies as well, huh? Traitor.
Indeed, through my HPD&MC occupation I have clearance to videocordings of !Warban having been present in the cage area. He thought to set them free, but they must fend for themselves. Nobody can help them! Now they shall rue the day they sought such a useless thing as "freedom"! Now they shall!
Rise above all the misinformation and know that Friend Computer is the only truth. Friend Computer makes everyone "free", and the CMTs have rejected it! And in doing so, they have rejected themselves.
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Are you implying that the pace Friend Computer has allowed us to work at is too efficient?
I do not have the clearance to be wrong, and thus, cannot be, as I do not act above my clearance.
Had I the clearance for sarcasm, I would make use of it now in reference to the morality of a man who is bad for children discussing enjoying anything.
I am not thusly cleared, and will thus refrain from making any such comment.
Are you cleared to call yourself a color above your clearance level?
This sounds far too defensive, and as the only reason to be defensive is that one has done something wrong, your impropriety as a traitor has been reported. I will detain you personally. Do not attempt to escape, or I will be forced to terminate you. Should you be revealed to be of sufficient clearance to claim the name you call yourself, I will of course assume this was a test from Friend Computer to ascertain my loyalty.
Your attempt to confound me has been noted.
Zap.
The troubleshooter squad is quickly ushered into a makeshift mission briefing room. Several desks are arranged in crisp rows, all facing an ominous screen. An unidentified BLU clearance citizen is projected before the group.
"Welcome, all to the your mission. The Computer has deemed it necessary to take a sample group of Troubleshooters and verify their allegiance. Hence, you have all been enlisted into the "Problem Hearing Allowance Liability Loss Assembly." Among you are many confirmed traitors, each daycycle, you will logically deduce the obvious treasonous parties and vote them to be terminated. We are confident that this democratic council will root out any dangerous influences without fail.
For additional security purposes, your lasers have been confiscated.
Voting Ends Nightly at Midnight Eastern Alpha Complex Standard Time. For Reference it is 3:04 AM EACST.
The BLU messenger looks puzzled momentarily and shrugs. "You could !vote, I guess. To be honest, I don't even know why the Computer thought of this. I'm just the guy who condems you to this hell." A pair of Vulture Goons immediately rush the room and escort the BLU man out of sight.
Greetings, fellow troubleshooters! Whose trouble shall we be shooting today?
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Why, Friend Computer's trouble shall be shot. That is our job, isn't it?
Right you are!
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Friend computer never has glitches. To suggest anything else is treason.
In general terms, yes. It may be worth looking into, however, that citizen Ianator is not asking for specific targets to investigate for acts that are subversive to Friend Computer's rule.
The knowledge of traitors' identities is above our clearance level, and investigations should be done by someone with the clearance to do such things.
I wasn't talking of Friend Computer, only of myself. Now that things have been cleared up, Spreadsheet.
Ah, but have we all not been cleared to do just that? Indeed, we have, and anyone speaking otherwise is speaking against the will of Friend Computer, thus making them a traitor.
I await your response, citizen !Witch Doctor, DBM
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You have Hellbunny on the player list. He is an alternate.
Spread sheeting without correct clearance is treason !MrBlarney
And benefits!
We have been cleared to seek out and exterminate the CMT threat, citizen Ianator, that is our primary job. But I can't pretend to know (because I have not clearance for it) where you got the idea that we are cleared for knowledge of who the commiemutanttraitors are.
It should be quite obvious that such knowledge would be harmful to the integrity of Alpha Complex and Friend Computer. I'm sure you understand that I cannot elaborate because such thoughts are treasonous.
If you would care to rescind your unfounded accusations, I will report to Friend Computer that you saw the error of your ways, and you may avoid termination. I cannot, however, make any guarantees that the vigilance of our fellow troubleshooters will allow them to be as generous as I.
!Warban's attempt to stop him, and thus, thwart the will of Friend Computer, is treason. It was you who let those mutants out of their cages, wasn't it?! Bet you've made plenty of friends with the Commies as well, huh? Traitor.
Of course, I was not referring to our having clearance to know the identities of traitors, but our clearance to investigate. Sadly, this citizen does not have clearance to retract and must wait for a more likely citizen to transfer the accusation upon.
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(I've since learned that the Computer is the only source of Truth!)
Indeed. And in this way we support each other. The error has been corrected.
I find myself agreeing with Citizen FreeAgent, and for now I will join him in his purge of the traitors and mutants who seek to undermine Friend Computer. One way or another we will secure the complex and put the corpses back where they belong.
!Warban
Indeed, through my HPD&MC occupation I have clearance to videocordings of !Warban having been present in the cage area. He thought to set them free, but they must fend for themselves. Nobody can help them! Now they shall rue the day they sought such a useless thing as "freedom"! Now they shall!
Rise above all the misinformation and know that Friend Computer is the only truth. Friend Computer makes everyone "free", and the CMTs have rejected it! And in doing so, they have rejected themselves.
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