Actually, my resolution is to get into situation in which I can punch and kick various body parts of people and vice versa, but in a controlled environment.
my new years resolution is to be more of an asshole to everyone who isnt a cute female
and more of a playful asshole to females in general
which is the same thing but you throw them a smile and a little laughter afterwards like you are joking
maybe a smirk
and then they are all 'oh you'
and you are given free reign to insult their stupid opinions
so they stick around while you gradually undermine their confidence
then when they are ready you can give them the shittiest compliment like you like how their socks fit and they are all over you because they have been fiending for you validation and its the first kinda nice thing youve said to them
then when they are ready you can give them the shittiest compliment like you like how their socks fit and they are all over you because they have been fiending for you validation and its the first kinda nice thing youve said to them
I think you might be on to something here.
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This year I am gonna do the absolute best I can in school, putting awesome stuff together for a portfolio and do as much as I can to better myself in 3D animation.
I'm quit smoking at some point this year, not really a resolution just something I've been meaing to get around to but been too distracted to do.
wait
that makes no sense
I make no sense in general it's alot of fun. Basically I decided to quit smoking like 4 months ago but haven't actually got around to actually quitting yet, due to various convenient events i used as excuses.
Edit: It's also 5am and I'm tired at stuck a my shitty night job and half asleep because I'm an idiot and spent my days off over christmas avoiding sleep like it was the Black Plague.
my possible plan for quitting smoking was dependent on my mother going overseas for a while like she was gonna
and then staying at home getting a buzz on with weed or codeine or whatever
in the hopes that it would cut the cravings down a bit
maybe some sleeping pills or somethin and sleep most of the time
few days of that and hopefully get it out of my system and then try to clean up the next few days with healthy food and some exercise and shit
but in the meantime smoking is great
and i would be worried about ballooning with increased food consumption that would be otherwise curbed by cigarettes
my possible plan for quitting smoking was dependent on my mother going overseas for a while like she was gonna
and then staying at home getting a buzz on with weed or codeine or whatever
in the hopes that it would cut the cravings down a bit
maybe some sleeping pills or somethin and sleep most of the time
few days of that and hopefully get it out of my system and then try to clean up the next few days with healthy food and some exercise and shit
but in the meantime smoking is great
and i would be worried about ballooning with increased food consumption that would be otherwise curbed by cigarettes
God yeah I don't want to gain weight
If I quit I'll be doing it with a patch though because I am a human vagina
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the patch just seems like what people would do if they knew they were gonna be stuck indoors for a few hours
and if they werent marketed as a quitting thing
like go to a tobacconist all 'gimme a pack of camels and some of those patches. i got a long, boring business conference all day tomorrow'
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I actually quit for a week about a year ago, and the patch is very effective. It eliminates the need for nicotine and then it just becomes a matter of mastering your psychological impulse to have something in your hand / lungs.
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Gonna finally get those last few punches on your Bunny Ranch membership card
quit acting like a victim and start taking responsibility
also get a killer new job and maybe
maaaaybe
go to PAX 09 and hang out with Potatoe
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
you DO NOT talk about Fight Club
I can't wait to redeem the discout card for my free gift! Whatever will it be?
Why so serious?
and more of a playful asshole to females in general
which is the same thing but you throw them a smile and a little laughter afterwards like you are joking
maybe a smirk
and then they are all 'oh you'
and you are given free reign to insult their stupid opinions
so they stick around while you gradually undermine their confidence
then when they are ready you can give them the shittiest compliment like you like how their socks fit and they are all over you because they have been fiending for you validation and its the first kinda nice thing youve said to them
I think you might be on to something here.
the less attractive ones you just erode
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wait
that makes no sense
Quite possibly the worst sentence I've seen this week.
I make no sense in general it's alot of fun. Basically I decided to quit smoking like 4 months ago but haven't actually got around to actually quitting yet, due to various convenient events i used as excuses.
Edit: It's also 5am and I'm tired at stuck a my shitty night job and half asleep because I'm an idiot and spent my days off over christmas avoiding sleep like it was the Black Plague.
My resolution is to get in the face of everyone who gets in the face of everyone who fails to uphold their resolution.
Bitch.
But I love them and they make me look cool
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
and then staying at home getting a buzz on with weed or codeine or whatever
in the hopes that it would cut the cravings down a bit
maybe some sleeping pills or somethin and sleep most of the time
few days of that and hopefully get it out of my system and then try to clean up the next few days with healthy food and some exercise and shit
but in the meantime smoking is great
and i would be worried about ballooning with increased food consumption that would be otherwise curbed by cigarettes
I support this resolution!
God yeah I don't want to gain weight
If I quit I'll be doing it with a patch though because I am a human vagina
I can almost guarantee it would never work
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Unlike the rest of you fucks this one is actually HARD because I hi5 people a lot.
Satans..... hints.....
I will be crushed
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Satans..... hints.....
Oh, now it's on.
you mean like
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
That was exactly what I was talking about.
Satans..... hints.....
how hard can it be
and if they werent marketed as a quitting thing
like go to a tobacconist all 'gimme a pack of camels and some of those patches. i got a long, boring business conference all day tomorrow'