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    SonarSonar Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    DarkPrimus rolls against Dex

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    The Door swings open with a curse as a gaurd (human) throws open the door. DarkPrimus, standing next to the door, gets shoved against the door and back against the wall.

    DarkPrimus is stunned for 1 round!

    The Guard is stunned for 1 round!

    Inx is against the wall!

    A NONSUCH is nearby!

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    SonarSonar Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Inx takes no action.

    The guard becomes unstunned.

    Dark Primus becomes unstunned.

    A nonsuch is going to eat someone!

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    Throw pole at Nonsuch.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Throw pole at Nonsuch.

    Wait a minute!

    I attempt to remember what Nonsuches like to eat, and turn the guards' armor into said substance.

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    SonarSonar Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You cannot throw anything at a Nonsuch. If you could you could hit it.

    Nonsuches like to eat players who haven't responded to the thread for three GM posts.

    The Nonsuch has eaten someone!

    The guard draws his sword and yells for his fellow guards!

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    InxInx Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Waking from my stupor, I leap at the guard, drawing my sword.

    I damn myself for my hesitation. Just because the guard was human doesn't mean he's not a monster.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I look at the guard, studying his armor and weapons for information about him, while keeping out of his reach.

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    SonarSonar Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Combat!

    Guard attack!

    [*] Hit!

    Inx takes 2 damage! (Its just a flesh wound!)

    Inx Attacks!

    [*] Hit!

    The guard takes 8 damage!

    DarkPrimus Studies the Guard!

    The guard is scruffy and looks like he's more used to being drunk than sober. His kit is ill fitting and he does not appear comfortable in it. The kit consists of a leather belt and bandoleer with a sword sheath over brown pants, tan tunic, and leather boots which all look a bit too big for him.

    Dark Primus sees more guards coming!

    Rankenphile loses his turn!

    Atro has been eaten by a Nonsuch and has been removed from the party!

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I attempt to magnatize the reinforcement's armor, because them suddenly smashing into each other would not only be hilarious, it'd immobilize and possibly injure them.

    (Reminder that I specialize in those sorts of metals. :wink: )

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    SonarSonar Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    [I'm sorry Dave, I cannot do that.]

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Then... magnetize their weapons? :|

    (Or is this a game of "You Can't Get Ye Flask?" :P)

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    SonarSonar Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    [You can't magnetize non metallic objects. Now the weapons on the other hand...]

    Firstly you'll need to check to see if you understand how magnetism works. After that, assuming the weapons are non ferrous, you'll have no problems.
    Given your area of study, that shouldn't be a problem.

    If the weapons are ferrous then you'd have to change the actual composition of the weapon, much harder to do.

    And if I'm reversing the definition of ferrous, well you know what I mean.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    (Yes, I do understand what you mean. And for the record, ferrous metals are magnetic.)

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    SonarSonar Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It's a new round, what do you want to do? DP has declared.

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    InxInx Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I bring my sword to bear once again, however I do my best to use the flat of the blade rather than the edge. I figure if we leave at least one guard alive, we can question him.

    Also, if it turns out that I'm slashing up an innocent, I'll feel a whole hell of a lot better if he and the others are just real messed up and not dead.

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    SonarSonar Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ok here's what happens.

    Dark Primus concentrates:

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    The guards weapons suddenly fling themselves from their grasps into a large iron sworded clump.

    The guard in front of Inx immediately surrenders after realizing he is disarmed and facing down a swordsman.

    Darm Primus used the rest of his fatigue, he's now at 0 and is slumped against the wall, breathing heavily and barely concious.

    The rest of the guards run for it the opposite way out of the room.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    "Oh good, they ran. I'll just be here taking a quick rest."

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    InxInx Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I shrug, sheathing my sword before roughly grappling the remaining guard's arms behind his back.

    "So, since you're here, why not tell us a little bit more about this place. What it is, what's in here, why you're here, who you work for, and any other details that may come up."

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    Search room for missing turn.

    "I just lost it, it has to be around here somewhere, dagnabbit!"

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    SonarSonar Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The guard responds:

    "Why didn't you check your [O]bjectives?"

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    "Yeah, why don't you shove it up your [A]Hole?"

    "Oh, no. Wait. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. The [O]bjectives thing."

    "Okay, [O]bjectives."

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    (So everyone is aware, I plan on resting until my fatigue is fully recovered, we are rudely interrupted, or the rest of the party wants to move on and wake me.)

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    InxInx Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I blink, scratch my head, and blink again.

    "I forgot I even had [O]bjectives."

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    SonarSonar Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Disk Error, please wait while the database is rebuilt.

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    mr weenismr weenis Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sonar has been eaten by a wandering nonsuch

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mr weenis wrote:
    sonar has been eaten by a wandering nonsuch

    OH SHI-

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