i bought a power yoga dvd a year ago and used it for all of two weeks before forgetting all about it. it was kinda tough stuff.
two straight weeks of jerkin' it?
no sleep, just jerkin'.
continuously.
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Sara LynnI can handle myself.Registered Userregular
edited February 2009
I try not to be harsh on other women's appearances, because I don't claim to be a looker myself. As females we are harsher on eachother, by nature, I think.
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Why would she get mad at you for jerkin' it? Did you like just whip it out and do it right in front of her or maybe spooge on her face in the morning while she's sleeping. lol At least you weren't out getting sex somewhere else.
She got mad because she was who she was; hindsight is twenty-twenty, I guess. Also, she always talked about doing stuff in bed, but I was the one who had to follow through. Seriously, when I pulled out a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold the first time (her idea) so she could dominate me, I thought she was going to stab me...and not in the sexy way.
Why would she get mad at you for jerkin' it? Did you like just whip it out and do it right in front of her or maybe spooge on her face in the morning while she's sleeping. lol At least you weren't out getting sex somewhere else.
She got mad because she was who she was; hindsight is twenty-twenty, I guess. Also, she always talked about doing stuff in bed, but I was the one who had to follow through. Seriously, when I pulled out a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold the first time (her idea) so she could dominate me, I thought she was going to stab me...and not in the sexy way.
Lame. I guess that's why she's doing second rate, boring old porn.
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I'm not a narcissist. I simply like to watch myself exist.
Why would she get mad at you for jerkin' it? Did you like just whip it out and do it right in front of her or maybe spooge on her face in the morning while she's sleeping. lol At least you weren't out getting sex somewhere else.
She got mad because she was who she was; hindsight is twenty-twenty, I guess. Also, she always talked about doing stuff in bed, but I was the one who had to follow through. Seriously, when I pulled out a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold the first time (her idea) so she could dominate me, I thought she was going to stab me...and not in the sexy way.
Bitches be crazy like that.
"Hey we should experiment a little"
Then you show up in all leather with whips and hoo boy do they freak out.
Why would she get mad at you for jerkin' it? Did you like just whip it out and do it right in front of her or maybe spooge on her face in the morning while she's sleeping. lol At least you weren't out getting sex somewhere else.
She got mad because she was who she was; hindsight is twenty-twenty, I guess. Also, she always talked about doing stuff in bed, but I was the one who had to follow through. Seriously, when I pulled out a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold the first time (her idea) so she could dominate me, I thought she was going to stab me...and not in the sexy way.
Why would she get mad at you for jerkin' it? Did you like just whip it out and do it right in front of her or maybe spooge on her face in the morning while she's sleeping. lol At least you weren't out getting sex somewhere else.
She got mad because she was who she was; hindsight is twenty-twenty, I guess. Also, she always talked about doing stuff in bed, but I was the one who had to follow through. Seriously, when I pulled out a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold the first time (her idea) so she could dominate me, I thought she was going to stab me...and not in the sexy way.
I'd dominate you without stabbing you
What do you say
be careful with your answer, bongi is really a whale.
Why would she get mad at you for jerkin' it? Did you like just whip it out and do it right in front of her or maybe spooge on her face in the morning while she's sleeping. lol At least you weren't out getting sex somewhere else.
She got mad because she was who she was; hindsight is twenty-twenty, I guess. Also, she always talked about doing stuff in bed, but I was the one who had to follow through. Seriously, when I pulled out a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold the first time (her idea) so she could dominate me, I thought she was going to stab me...and not in the sexy way.
Bitches be crazy like that.
"Hey we should experiment a little"
Then you show up in all leather with whips at their mom's house and hoo boy do they freak out.
Lesbian porn where they are relentless to each other with a variety of toys and household objects is the best lesbian porn. Also if it has Gianna it's even better.
Lesbian porn where they are relentless to each other with a variety of toys and household objects is the best lesbian porn. Also if it has Gianna it's even better. But the ones with Belladonna are the best.
Lesbian porn where they are relentless to each other with a variety of toys and household objects is the best lesbian porn. Also if it has Gianna it's even better. But the ones with Belladonna are the best. As long as it doesn't involve baseball bats. Or feet.
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Imagining that with the accent is delicious.
Depends on how hot the children are.
That's because your wife is a class act.
man, who needs technique?
alas, not even close to self-fellatio
besides, that would probably be the worst position to be found dead in
continuously.
ladies
She got mad because she was who she was; hindsight is twenty-twenty, I guess. Also, she always talked about doing stuff in bed, but I was the one who had to follow through. Seriously, when I pulled out a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold the first time (her idea) so she could dominate me, I thought she was going to stab me...and not in the sexy way.
Don't stop get it get it.
Lame. I guess that's why she's doing second rate, boring old porn.
Bitches be crazy like that.
"Hey we should experiment a little"
Then you show up in all leather with whips and hoo boy do they freak out.
What do you say
Nu-uh! You're the best lesbian porn.
A really happy whale, but still a whale.
I, uh, what?
I mean, not for lack of trying of course.
watch me as i navigate
I just have a really good imagination and in it YOU ARE the best lesbian porn damnit! *shakes fist*
Wrong.
scotch me as i masturbate
ha Ha ha ha Haaaaa
Hey I love boners
as long as they're mine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5qBYaMFRIY