Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++
As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

How do I be a daddy, daddy?

1…4849515354…56

Posts

  • Options
    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So, am I understanding it correctly that they're going to have to DNA test the baby and the 13 year old?

    Oh god, this keeps getting better and better.

    DrZiplock on
    Hail, Satan! Wishlist Post
  • Options
    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    I feel dead
    lying on a beach?

    Ness445 on
    4445.gif
  • Options
    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    So, am I understanding it correctly that they're going to have to DNA test the baby and the 13 year old?

    Oh god, this keeps getting better and better.

    and probably a bunch more

    EIGHT KIDS

    SHE RUINED EIGHT KIDS

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
  • Options
    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Britain needs to diversify its gene pool.

    Macro9 on
    58pwo4vxupcr.png
  • Options
    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Britain needs to diversify its gene pool.
    the blood line has to remain pure.

    Ness445 on
    4445.gif
  • Options
    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    So, am I understanding it correctly that they're going to have to DNA test the baby and the 13 year old?

    Oh god, this keeps getting better and better.
    I would be very surprised if they did, because it's a fucking red top and it's about as reliable as Mad Lying Jack, the winner of nineteen consecutive 'World's Worst Liar' competitions.

    bongi on
  • Options
    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bongi it's easy to see why you're gay

    Mysst on
    ikbUJdU.jpg
  • Options
    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    also, mysst

    she looks kind of like alfie's girlfriend
    how alike are we talking here? like she's got the frog eyes? or the bird lips? or the forehead you can land a jet on?

    well

    tube wouldn't fuck her
    this is pretty incriminating because I believe tube fucked a hot pocket once.

    to be fair it was a pizza pocket

    spicy italian

    good thing he got to it before it got fat and loud

    ahahahahahahaha

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Options
    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Britain needs to diversify its gene pool.
    the blood line has to remain pure.

    Where you see blood I see sweet candy. I can't live on this damn caramel forever.

    Macro9 on
    58pwo4vxupcr.png
  • Options
    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    So, am I understanding it correctly that they're going to have to DNA test the baby and the 13 year old?

    Oh god, this keeps getting better and better.
    I would be very surprised if they did, because it's a fucking red top and it's about as reliable as Mad Lying Jack, the winner of nineteen consecutive 'World's Worst Liar' competitions.

    what the hell is a red top

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
  • Options
    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    also, mysst

    she looks kind of like alfie's girlfriend
    how alike are we talking here? like she's got the frog eyes? or the bird lips? or the forehead you can land a jet on?

    well

    tube wouldn't fuck her
    this is pretty incriminating because I believe tube fucked a hot pocket once.

    to be fair it was a pizza pocket

    spicy italian

    good thing he got to it before it got fat and loud

    we he would've but

    what dr. z said

    spono on
    640qocnq4ske.gif
  • Options
    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    So, am I understanding it correctly that they're going to have to DNA test the baby and the 13 year old?

    Oh god, this keeps getting better and better.
    I would be very surprised if they did, because it's a fucking red top and it's about as reliable as Mad Lying Jack, the winner of nineteen consecutive 'World's Worst Liar' competitions.

    what the hell is a red top
    I know it's like "haha wiggin doesn't understand words" but these two are shockingly common.

    red hair, duder.

    Ness445 on
    4445.gif
  • Options
    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    darth knows what's up

    darth you shoulda come down for the corset party

    Sounds like it.

    Darth Waiter on
  • Options
    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    So, am I understanding it correctly that they're going to have to DNA test the baby and the 13 year old?

    Oh god, this keeps getting better and better.
    I would be very surprised if they did, because it's a fucking red top and it's about as reliable as Mad Lying Jack, the winner of nineteen consecutive 'World's Worst Liar' competitions.

    what the hell is a red top
    I know it's like "haha wiggin doesn't understand words" but these two are shockingly common.

    red hair, duder.

    Never heard them referred to as a red top before is all man

    I thought this was maybe some quirky British thing

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
  • Options
    coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    britains hate redheads

    they're britain's blacks

    coldbird. on
  • Options
    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi it's easy to see why you're gay
    I'm too good for women

    bongi on
  • Options
    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    The Irish are like the blacks of Europe

    So say it loud

    I'm black and I'm proud

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
  • Options
    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    coldbird. wrote: »
    britains hate redheads

    they're britain's blacks
    they have to hate somebody since they sent all the black people to Australia. they have yet to identify and eliminate the red hair gene.

    Ness445 on
    4445.gif
  • Options
    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    What?

    No a red top is a type of newspaper in the UK

    Recognisable by their red logos and large amount of tripe and lies for content

    bongi on
  • Options
    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ahahaha

    ChicoBlue on
  • Options
    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    The Irish are like the blacks of Europe

    So say it loud

    I'm black and I'm proud
    but they work even less

    also

    potatoes ahaha

    Faricazy on
  • Options
    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    The Irish are like the blacks of Europe

    So say it loud

    I'm black and I'm proud
    but they work even less

    also

    potatoes ahaha

    Irish work less?

    Macro9 on
    58pwo4vxupcr.png
  • Options
    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    The Irish are like the blacks of Europe

    So say it loud

    I'm black and I'm proud
    but they work even less

    also

    potatoes ahaha

    An Irish seven course meal

    Six-pack and a potato

    But they ran out of those

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
  • Options
    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Watch the real dad be some 42 year old dude.

    Meiz on
  • Options
    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The real mother is a young Traci Lords. She's still in recovery after getting pounded by Peter North and John Holmes.

    Macro9 on
    58pwo4vxupcr.png
  • Options
    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I hope the "13 year old" kid is actually donkeylips' first son

    let's add some incest to this circus

    spono on
    640qocnq4ske.gif
  • Options
    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    The Irish are like the blacks of Europe

    So say it loud

    I'm black and I'm proud
    but they work even less

    also

    potatoes ahaha

    An Irish seven course meal

    Six-pack and a potato

    But they ran out of those

    So this is the type of shit that goes on when my back is turned

    FAQ on
  • Options
    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    No we do it in front of you

    You're just too drunk to notice

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
  • Options
    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DON'T YOU TALK TO MY FAQ THAT WAY, YOU CUNTFACED TROLLOP.




    You must talk slower so he can understand you.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Options
    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hmmm

    well I am an alcoholic...

    FAQ on
  • Options
    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    hmmm

    well I am Irish...

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
  • Options
    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh dear.

    There is something very rotten gurgling in my bowels.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Options
    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    That's not a nice way to talk about wiggin

    bongi on
  • Options
    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Oh dear.

    There is something very rotten gurgling in my bowels.

    I wouldn't trust my farts if I were you.

    Meiz on
  • Options
    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bigotry

    FAQ on
  • Options
    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wiggin is more famous on the internet even than you now chicoblue

    you are like one of the least famous people on this page

    FAQ on
  • Options
    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm somebody

    I got TWO blogs

    So I don't update either of them big deal

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
  • Options
    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    OH GOD IT'S COMING

    THE STARS ARE RIGHT AND AN ANCIENT EVIL IS ABOUT TO BE UNLEASHED UPON THE EARTH.

    I need someone to come hold my hand while I pass this.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Options
    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    OH GOD IT'S COMING

    THE STARS ARE RIGHT AND AN ANCIENT EVIL IS ABOUT TO BE UNLEASHED UPON THE EARTH.

    I need someone to come hold my hand while I pass this.

    Quickly! Bite down on this:

    yummy-steak-rope-dog-toy.jpg

    Darth Waiter on
  • Options
    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    He's not a dog Dee Dub

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
Sign In or Register to comment.
Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++