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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    I need more hair so I can be more metal.

    Sorry black people can't be metal, its just not going to happen. White men can't jump, black men can't be metal.

    But :cry:

    Look at least you can dance and people have a positive view of the size of your penis.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    ‘Long-distance relationships are destined to fail’ is one of the basic rules of the internet.
    Not necessarily "destined." "Highly likely to fail" is more accurate. Long-distance friends with benefits, on the other hand, can be great with the right people.
    It requires dedication and the correct amount and type of crazy.

    That's all there but i'm poor and I instinctively try to get laid too often. So yeah no go. Great lady though. Could have just been the accent.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Apparently I fell on my other arm too. Because it hurts whenever it does things like exist.

    Could be repetitive stress injury, jerking off to often?

    Given that I was drunk off my ass by noon yesterday and have damaged a finger on my other hand, my collarbone and my jaw, I'm pretty sure I just fell down.

    Or you got caught by sailors during your drunken stupor and had the worst gang bang this side of missouri.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ron. Did you go out last night?

    Your pokemon knowledge frightens me.

    No. I'm debating tonight or Sunday.

    I've been a pokemon player since R/B.

    I play a lot of things.

    I'm a huge dork.

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    ALockslyALocksly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    I need more hair so I can be more metal.

    Sorry black people can't be metal, its just not going to happen. White men can't jump, black men can't be metal.

    But :cry:

    http://jam1536.blogspot.com/2007/03/black-metal.html

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    Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I need more hair so I can be more metal.

    Sorry black people can't be metal, its just not going to happen. White men can't jump, black men can't be metal.

    But :cry:

    Look at least you can dance and people have a positive view of the size of your penis.
    Men have a positive view of their penis. Women tend to be unimpressed.

    Mostly because one has actually viewed said member.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Apparently I fell on my other arm too. Because it hurts whenever it does things like exist.

    Could be repetitive stress injury, jerking off to often?

    Given that I was drunk off my ass by noon yesterday and have damaged a finger on my other hand, my collarbone and my jaw, I'm pretty sure I just fell down.

    Why did you get so drunk sir?

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    ‘Long-distance relationships are destined to fail’ is one of the basic rules of the internet.
    Not necessarily "destined." "Highly likely to fail" is more accurate. Long-distance friends with benefits, on the other hand, can be great with the right people.
    It requires dedication and the correct amount and type of crazy.
    That's all there but i'm poor and I instinctively try to get laid too often. So yeah no go. Great lady though. Could have just been the accent.
    I told you it was the accent. :P

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ALocksly wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I need more hair so I can be more metal.

    Sorry black people can't be metal, its just not going to happen. White men can't jump, black men can't be metal.

    But :cry:

    http://jam1536.blogspot.com/2007/03/black-metal.html

    See the thing is. Seven Dust is terrible. God Forbid ended up getting pretty damn bad.

    And H.R. isn't metal at all. I was going to mention one of those dudes but I decided I didn't want any association. Although H.R. is really fucking cool hardcore punk died a long long time ago. Plus he's got cat like reflexes. Note the 11 second mark.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aPiKMYe82o&feature=related

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2009
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I can't dance. I can't talk. The only thing about me is the way that I walk.

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    ALockslyALocksly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ALocksly wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I need more hair so I can be more metal.

    Sorry black people can't be metal, its just not going to happen. White men can't jump, black men can't be metal.

    But :cry:

    http://jam1536.blogspot.com/2007/03/black-metal.html

    See the thing is. Seven Dust is terrible. God Forbid ended up getting pretty damn bad.

    And H.R. isn't metal at all.

    That was just the first (reasonable) thing that came up in a quick GIS

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    Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Men have a positive view of their penis. Women tend to be unimpressed.

    Mostly because one has actually viewed said member.

    Things to never say in the mens room.

    "Jesus man you must be happy."

    "Holy crap how do you keep from dipping that in the water?"

    "You have a big penis."

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ALockslyALocksly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I can't dance. I can't talk. The only thing about me is the way that I walk.

    I'm currently working on the dance thing. At least twice a week.

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    Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Elki wrote: »

    That chick is 25? Talk about rode hard and put away broken.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    There aren't any interesting topics today.

    Quid on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Thank God for the South.

    It makes the rest of us feel better that no matter how bad things get, hey, at least we're not living there.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Men have a positive view of their penis. Women tend to be unimpressed.

    Mostly because one has actually viewed said member.

    Things to never say in the mens room.

    "You have a big penis."

    i say that all the time, its my version of hello.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2009
    I know a lot of people released a good first album, then shitty subsequent albums... but the inverse? Lil Wayne is the only artist I can think of who released several awful, terrible albums- and then a great one that I love. They usually start off bright then the flame dies. Damned Lil Wayne, being an exception to the rule and such.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Men have a positive view of their penis. Women tend to be unimpressed.

    Mostly because one has actually viewed said member.

    Things to never say in the mens room.

    "You have a big penis."

    i say that all the time, its my version of hello.

    Yes but when you do it while whispering in the dudes ear, its kind of creepy.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Every time I post something neat I end up getting BOTP

    :(

    I post 30 (holy shit) year old hardcore punk and BOTP...booo forums booo.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    I need more hair so I can be more metal.

    Sorry black people can't be metal, its just not going to happen. White men can't jump, black men can't be metal.

    But :cry:

    robocopisridingaunicorn.jpg

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited March 2009
    Ahahahaha. Oh, oldmedia, how I love your quaint old ways.

    So there was a Davis Cup match here in Sweden - Israel vs. someone. Newspapers had drummed up doomsday scenarios about protest marches and riots and shit and expected 10,000 rioters.

    A group of 10-15 people appeared with a "Gaza in our mind" banner, and about the same number around another pro-Israel banner.

    There were ten journalists for each protester. And ten police officers for each journalist. Some journalists had body guards in preparation for the massive riots they had dreamed up.

    A Danish TV team got so desperate that they interviewed a local alcoholic in a santa hat.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Men have a positive view of their penis. Women tend to be unimpressed.

    Mostly because one has actually viewed said member.

    Things to never say in the mens room.

    "You have a big penis."

    i say that all the time, its my version of hello.

    Yes but when you do it while whispering in the dudes ear, its kind of creepy.
    Nah you just whisper after kissing them on each cheek since you're close anyway.

    Quid on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    There is no Botp for a lot of forumes, or its not the bottom that people complain about. The reality is, the the botp was just boring and no one wanted to respond.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Apparently I fell on my other arm too. Because it hurts whenever it does things like exist.

    Could be repetitive stress injury, jerking off to often?

    Given that I was drunk off my ass by noon yesterday and have damaged a finger on my other hand, my collarbone and my jaw, I'm pretty sure I just fell down.

    Why did you get so drunk sir?

    Oxford celebrates st patrick's day early, Green Beer Day.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    Ahahahaha. Oh, oldmedia, how I love your quaint old ways.

    So there was a Davis Cup match here in Sweden - Israel vs. someone. Newspapers had drummed up doomsday scenarios about protest marches and riots and shit and expected 10,000 rioters.

    A group of 10-15 people appeared with a "Gaza in our mind" banner, and about the same number around another pro-Israel banner.

    There were ten journalists for each protester. And ten police officers for each journalist. Some journalists had body guards in preparation for the massive riots they had dreamed up.

    A Danish TV team got so desperate that they interviewed a local alcoholic in a santa hat.

    ahahah that's wonderful.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Apparently I fell on my other arm too. Because it hurts whenever it does things like exist.

    Could be repetitive stress injury, jerking off to often?

    Given that I was drunk off my ass by noon yesterday and have damaged a finger on my other hand, my collarbone and my jaw, I'm pretty sure I just fell down.

    Why did you get so drunk sir?

    Oxford celebrates st patrick's day early, Green Beer Day.

    Oh yeah. I did that uh two years ago. Woke up at 4am to pregame. Made it to the bars by 5am.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Men have a positive view of their penis. Women tend to be unimpressed.

    Mostly because one has actually viewed said member.

    Things to never say in the mens room.

    "You have a big penis."

    i say that all the time, its my version of hello.

    Yes but when you do it while whispering in the dudes ear, its kind of creepy.

    you know you like it.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Men have a positive view of their penis. Women tend to be unimpressed.

    Mostly because one has actually viewed said member.

    Things to never say in the mens room.

    "You have a big penis."

    i say that all the time, its my version of hello.

    Yes but when you do it while whispering in the dudes ear, its kind of creepy.

    That was you.....?
    What's your number?

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited March 2009
    LOOK AT THIS MASSIVE RIOT

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Colbert's Doom Bunker is the best thing I've seen so far this year.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    There aren't any interesting topics today.

    today there is only one that matters quid.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My girlfriend got an interview with the company I work for, so maybe she'll get out of the shitty underpaying job she has and into something decent. $50K with a masters in applied math.. yeah, no.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Colbert's Doom Bunker is the best thing I've seen so far this year.

    Google-fu

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I can't wait for rad to get promoted. Cashes all up ins.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My girlfriend got an interview with the company I work for, so maybe she'll get out of the shitty underpaying job she has and into something decent. $50K with a masters in applied math.. yeah, no.

    can I have the 50k job?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    My girlfriend got an interview with the company I work for, so maybe she'll get out of the shitty underpaying job she has and into something decent. $50K with a masters in applied math.. yeah, no.

    can I have the 50k job?

    all you gotta do is suck 27 thousand dicks behind White Castle

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Colbert's Doom Bunker is the best thing I've seen so far this year.

    Google-fu

    I heard you're passing through Cincinnati. True?

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