So I had a craving for terrible food. I try to eat good, somewhat healthful shit 24/7. Especially now. But every now and then I just want something terrible and God awful.
Unfortunately where I live is very uppity and corporate. So I was at my desk google mapping where I could go before traffic shuts everything down, and I found it. The holy grail of shitty horrible food.
Hardees. And it's just down the street.
I roll down and walk in, and it's like the twilight zone in there. Not a single person present is under 200... probably 250. The median waist size HAS to be 38"+. Jesus Christ, I can smell the grease in this place from the parking lot.
Now, I did my research. I scoped out what was on the menu. There was obviously only one choice. The Monster Thickburger. 1500 calories. 108g of fat. 63 of which are saturated. 2700+ mg of Sodium.
This is just a single sandwich. One. Now granted, because of my gut, it wasn't going to be sticking around long, but still, even absorbing a fraction of that is bad news. So imagine my reaction when I see a family of fatties, father, mother, and 2 sons, all ordering not one, but two?
imagine.... 8 of these monstrosities spread across 3 trays. It's like some kind of competitive eating event. They each have fries and.....
....wait for it....
Diet Cokes.
As I'm waiting for my own cholesterol bomb to come out, imagine my horror when I see not one of the sons.... BUT BOTH OF THEM, take out glucose meters and test their blood sugar.
THEY ARE DIABETIC AND THE FUCKING PARENTS ARE FEEDING THEM THIS SHIT.
I wanted to call social services right there.
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It's akin to writing 'low fat' on cupcakes in magic marker right before wolfing them down like the little piggy you are.
To be fair, I think a lot people care way more about the taste of the food, than the drink, and so they might as well cut calories on the drink side, rather than nowhere.
I am enjoying that thread
but I sometimes wonder how some people out there get to be as fat as they are
it's nice that I can still feel better than other people in that way
Just think! You'll live forever as a cyborg! Shunned eternally and forever unable to feel the warmth of a woman's touch, but immortal!
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However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
But then I have heard that diet coke is just as bad your teef as regular coke.
c/d?
On the black screen
I mean, I have but that's history.
dunno how fat i am, really
I was not disappointed.
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but i grew up on carls jr (in CA) and hardees (in NC). that is the best bad shit.
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
Wait, what's this thread about?
If that wasn't a medical myth.
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It's self sustained ignorance.
There is no point at which a juvenile diabetic can possibly be justified in eating like that.
None.
That is nothing but negligence and ignorance. I will lay down $5,000 that one or both of those kids are blind and on dialysis by 30.
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Well I assume that was in response to dental health.
I'm not disagreeing about the end result
I am simply saying the time frame is different.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Wait till you turn 30!
I get Coke Classic about a quarter of the time, and Coke Zero when it's available
Stop feeding your kid horse steroids