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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nova_C wrote: »
    I don't work directly with him. It's for a big logistics company - I oversee a home delivery operation for Sears. My sister's boyfriend runs most of western canada for this company. I don't report directly to him, but he's my boss's boss, basically.

    Anyway, you didn't say if I was getting hosed or not. :P

    Well 10% gross (I'm trying to remember that in math terms does that mean 10% of take home or pre tax) is pretty high for a car payment. Though I'm not in Canada so I don't know if thats normal.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Well I have been known to wank.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor is always talking about himself and how cool he is and what cool thing he is doing and about his exploits with women.

    I hope he gets sick again.

    Inquisitor on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    EM help me figure out what i wanna do in life like you did for poddles

    rate your skills with the following tasks:

    knob-gobbling
    ball-gargling
    semen-dreamin'
    pube-lubing
    no but srsly

    i'm job hunting right now and i'm really at an impasse with my life

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    EM help me figure out what i wanna do in life like you did for poddles

    rate your skills with the following tasks:

    knob-gobbling
    ball-gargling
    semen-dreamin'
    pube-lubing
    no but srsly

    i'm job hunting right now and i'm really at an impasse with my life
    do me next do me next

    Elendil on
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    A Hofasho

    Tav on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quizzy and Jewcar need to both get crazy monkey herpes so they will stop talking about their crazy womenz constantly.

    Nocturne on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    EM help me figure out what i wanna do in life like you did for poddles

    rate your skills with the following tasks:

    knob-gobbling
    ball-gargling
    semen-dreamin'
    pube-lubing
    no but srsly

    i'm job hunting right now and i'm really at an impasse with my life

    Whatever you do, don't think about the long term, its way way too fucking depressing (at least job wise for me it is).

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Nova I am wary of financial risks so I would tell you to wait a month before you buy the car and you can be sure your job is solid and you will have more to make a bigger down payment maybe

    Medopine on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tav what did you do

    Nocturne on
  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My woman is crazy.

    Crazy awesome.

    I love her so much.

    Wait I'm being too honest.

    *fumbles mask back on*

    YEAH CRAZY WIMMIN WOO

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    EM help me figure out what i wanna do in life like you did for poddles

    rate your skills with the following tasks:

    knob-gobbling
    ball-gargling
    semen-dreamin'
    pube-lubing
    no but srsly

    i'm job hunting right now and i'm really at an impasse with my life

    look I already told you what are you waiting for go shine up some balls

    Medopine on
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan have you tried getting into debt? If you haven't done so already perhaps you ought to, and if you have, go back and get some more.

    Sarksus on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mike, we all know you were born in life to kick it with me, so get your ass down to Cali.

    Inquisitor on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Who wants it?

    Thanatos on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    then you'll have a cake.
    we gotta have it made

    you know that i love cake

    finally it's time to bake a cake

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Who wants it?

    Wear a condom.

    Sarksus on
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Who wants it?

    yo

    Tav on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Audio Game Developer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    e? It got really nice once you left up here and I don't want you returning if thats the case.

    Nah. I'd end up wandering into another state and finding yet another girl. I need to pace myself.

    Incenjucar on
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    I don't work directly with him. It's for a big logistics company - I oversee a home delivery operation for Sears. My sister's boyfriend runs most of western canada for this company. I don't report directly to him, but he's my boss's boss, basically.

    Anyway, you didn't say if I was getting hosed or not. :P

    Well 10% gross (I'm trying to remember that in math terms does that mean 10% of take home or pre tax) is pretty high for a car payment. Though I'm not in Canada so I don't know if thats normal.

    Pre tax.

    I guess it might be high for a car payment, but here's how I came up with it as my limit:

    My new job pays me once a week. My old job payed me twice a month. In my new job, four paycheques a week = ~$400 a month more than my old job, plus a fifth paycheque four or five months of the year.

    Nova_C on
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Why do you have to buy new, Nova.

    Sarksus on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Mike, we all know you were born in life to kick it with me, so get your ass down to Cali.
    i'm already on my way mang

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    EM help me figure out what i wanna do in life like you did for poddles

    rate your skills with the following tasks:

    knob-gobbling
    ball-gargling
    semen-dreamin'
    pube-lubing
    no but srsly

    i'm job hunting right now and i'm really at an impasse with my life

    Quarter-life crisis, huh?

    Any idea what kind of direction you want to go in? Could you see yourself teaching (requires a lot of patience) or working in marketing/public relations (are you outgoing and personable) or do you have a particular hobby or interest that you would enjoy doing for a living?

    Gotta give us something to work with, here.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Damn you jucar you steal from my happiness.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DON'T GIVE IT TO TAV IT WILL BE BROKENCYDE NOOOOO!

    Inquisitor on
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    OH MAN I GET IT "BROKE IN SIDE"

    Sarksus on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Audio Game Developer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Quizzy and Jewcar need to both get crazy monkey herpes so they will stop talking about their crazy womenz constantly.

    To keep things in context, I still haven't had sex since January 2002.

    So mostly I just have a steady stream of new frustrations.

    Incenjucar on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    DON'T GIVE IT TO TAV IT WILL BE BROKENCYDE NOOOOO!

    This would make me laugh heartily.

    Nocturne on
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    OH MAN I GET IT "BROKE IN SIDE"

    /golfclap

    Tav on
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Why do you have to buy new, Nova.

    I don't, but used Subarus pretty much go for the new price around here unless they're >5 years old and I'm sick of buying old cars. That's all I've ever had. I could buy a used Civic and that'd be okay, but that was a backup plan.

    Nova_C on
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have a used Civic and I make love to it every morning.

    Sarksus on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    OH MAN I GET IT "BROKE IN SIDE"
    I thought they were killing broken

    Elendil on
  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Apparently I missed one of these.

    It doesn't bother me, but unless I go YESSIR straight away you are better off assuming I've wandered off somewhere if it doesn't get made in a few seconds.

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tav gets it.

    Thanatos on
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