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[Martial Arts & MMA] 4 - UFC is (still) Rigged

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    MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    The funniest thing from that episode is still the "Do you guys want to win $1500 or see me knock him the fuck out?" 'cause that was totally the choice. :lol:

    And now they don't get either. I originally was rooting for Rampage because it was a case of "I hate this guy a little less than I hate that guy" but after 10 episodes of this show, that attitude has changed drastically. Not that we'll ever get to see the fight anyway. Apparently Rampage took Dodge as a feat when he last leveled up.

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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    The funniest thing from that episode is still the "Do you guys want to win $1500 or see me knock him the fuck out?" 'cause that was totally the choice. :lol:

    And now they don't get either. I originally was rooting for Rampage because it was a case of "I hate this guy a little less than I hate that guy" but after 10 episodes of this show, that attitude has changed drastically. Not that we'll ever get to see the fight anyway. Apparently Rampage took Dodge as a feat when he last leveled up.
    I think you mean Evasion.

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    MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Expeditious Retreat.
    Yes, I know.

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    Indica1Indica1 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I knew Aldo would take it. Bet we will get to see him dismantle Faber soon too.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I missed the preview for next weeks TUF. I think I can guess it, though.

    "With Kimbo out injured, is this the break that Kimbo needs to get back into the Kimbo and Kimbo Kimbo Kimbo?"

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    GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Have I mentioned recently that Rampage is a jackass?
    I blame his deteriorated mental condition, really.
    He's really gone down hill, though. I mean, he's always been a little goofy, but he's become big-C Crazy now. Best of luck to him and his family. Maybe he's got sleep apnea or something and needs a CPAP. I doubt it's substance abuse... they test for too many things for him to get by long.

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    DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Man, that TUF 10 fight was frustrating to watch:
    I counted Brendan grabbing the shorts 3 times, and grabbing the fence at least TEN times. In the second round he stuffed at least one, possibly two takedowns through fence grabbing. And trying to slam or takedown someone takes a lot of energy, and to have it halted halfway through because of an illegal move is even more draining. That ref was a damn pussy for not calling the fighter out on that and docking points in the first round.

    Seriously, if the refs are going to be like that, why not just start every fight with a hard groin shot and an eye poke. Apparently the first few illegal moves are free, so why not hurt the other fighter and put him at a disadvantage for the rest of the fight?

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    David_T wrote: »
    I missed the preview for next weeks TUF. I think I can guess it, though.

    "With Kimbo out injured, is this the break that Kimbo needs to get back into the Kimbo and Kimbo Kimbo Kimbo?"

    Next week is a two hour special, with 4 fights (last two quarterfinals + semis). Its still up in the air whether Kimbo will fight or not, which to me means he won't.

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Man, that TUF 10 fight was frustrating to watch:
    I counted Brendan grabbing the shorts 3 times, and grabbing the fence at least TEN times. In the second round he stuffed at least one, possibly two takedowns through fence grabbing. And trying to slam or takedown someone takes a lot of energy, and to have it halted halfway through because of an illegal move is even more draining. That ref was a damn pussy for not calling the fighter out on that and docking points in the first round.

    Seriously, if the refs are going to be like that, why not just start every fight with a hard groin shot and an eye poke. Apparently the first few illegal moves are free, so why not hurt the other fighter and put him at a disadvantage for the rest of the fight?
    No joke. Where are Big John and/or Herb Dean when you need them? John would have stomped a mudhole in Brendan's ass for disobeying his orders that many times and Dean is 2nd best now that John doesn't ref for the UFC anymore. IMO, anyway.

    Where do you get certified to be a ref or a judge, anyway? I could do either of those jobs better than say...Yves Lavinge or Cecil Peoples.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    Found this funny. It's Tank's "profile picture" on his Wikipedia page.

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    GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Tank Abbott is the Rodney Dangerfield of MMA.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    "Lemme tell ya, I get no respect."

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Man, that TUF 10 fight was frustrating to watch:
    I counted Brendan grabbing the shorts 3 times, and grabbing the fence at least TEN times. In the second round he stuffed at least one, possibly two takedowns through fence grabbing. And trying to slam or takedown someone takes a lot of energy, and to have it halted halfway through because of an illegal move is even more draining. That ref was a damn pussy for not calling the fighter out on that and docking points in the first round.

    Seriously, if the refs are going to be like that, why not just start every fight with a hard groin shot and an eye poke. Apparently the first few illegal moves are free, so why not hurt the other fighter and put him at a disadvantage for the rest of the fight?
    No joke. Where are Big John and/or Herb Dean when you need them? John would have stomped a mudhole in Brendan's ass for disobeying his orders that many times and Dean is 2nd best now that John doesn't ref for the UFC anymore. IMO, anyway.

    Where do you get certified to be a ref or a judge, anyway? I could do either of those jobs better than say...Yves Lavinge or Cecil Peoples.

    Here's an interview with Rogan for SI.com were he talks about judging for MMA in general.

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/podcasts/josh_gross/listenlive.player.html?file=http://ht.cdn.turner.com/si/joshgross/audio/2009/11/17/gpb-ep24-111709.mp3

    It's a podcast so you can get it free via the itunes store. Just search for Josh Gross and it should pop up.

    He starts talking about judging at 10:20.

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    MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Let go of the fence.
    Let go of the fence.
    Fingers out of the cage.
    Let go. *slap*
    Hands off the cage.
    Let go of the shorts.
    Fingers out of the cage.
    Fingers out of the shorts.
    Shorts off the cage fingers.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Let go of the fence.
    Let go of the fence.
    Fingers out of the cage.
    Let go. *slap*
    Hands off the cage.
    Let go of the shorts.
    Fingers out of the cage.
    Fingers out of the shorts.
    Shorts off the cage fingers.

    And I'd rather allow all of that than glove-tap takedown attempts anyday. What goes around comes around.

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    B:L wrote: »
    Have I mentioned recently that Rampage is a jackass?
    I blame his deteriorated mental condition, really.
    He's really gone down hill, though. I mean, he's always been a little goofy, but he's become big-C Crazy now. Best of luck to him and his family. Maybe he's got sleep apnea or something and needs a CPAP. I doubt it's substance abuse... they test for too many things for him to get by long.
    He's been big-C Crazy ever since he was on the Jesus juice. Believing that it's His will that you're winning, and then LOSING, was probably what snapped his mind and sent him on that driving rampage.

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    YougottawannaYougottawanna Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cage-grabbing is a consistent problem. There must be a solution, like putting a mesh over the cage or something. I've seen people escape takedowns by grabbing the cage many times, and I've never once seen a fighter penalized for it that I can recall.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    plexiglass tank :P

    of course then you'll have fighters trying to bounce each other's heads off of it

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    DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cage-grabbing is a consistent problem. There must be a solution, like putting a mesh over the cage or something. I've seen people escape takedowns by grabbing the cage many times, and I've never once seen a fighter penalized for it that I can recall.

    The only one I can think of is Tito Ortiz vs Rashad, where the deducted point ended up with the match being a draw (otherwise it was tito's win).

    But it's like any illegal thing, it's not a rule that's in there for shits and giggles. If used right, it can alter the outcome of a match, just like eye poking does. And that's what gets me, it's not just that they're ignoring the ref's rules, but sometimes grabbing the cage can really alter the outcome of a fight. Like it did last night.
    You could argue that brendan would have still won, and maybe he would have. But he was using that cage last night to spin away from the ground and pound, and he used it to stuff at least one, possibly two take downs, and who knows how the fight goes after that.

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    DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    plexiglass tank :P

    of course then you'll have fighters trying to bounce each other's heads off of it

    That's what I thought last night too. :D

    The danger is that sometimes the plexiglass shatters, and also, it can get smeared with blood and sweat (and feces?)

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hey here's an off the wall idea:

    How about a ring?

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    DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    A pretty obvious solution when you think about it. I also prefer the four corners over the octagon, because it allows you to trap another fighter, and makes it harder for people to run. But it makes ground and pound sometimes harder because you have nothing to push against.

    I like one idea I heard a while ago. Put a small, like foot tall padded barrier around the edges of the ring, just inside the ropes. So you'd have something to push against for ground and pound, and to stop wrestlers from sliding out of the ring, but not big and tall enough for people to hold onto and abuse, or big enough to block spectator's vision..

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    CangoFettCangoFett Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Hey here's an off the wall idea:

    How about a ring?

    People grab ropes just as much. Then theres the guys diving out of the ring to avoid a submission.

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    Wet BanditWet Bandit Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    A ring brings its own sets of problems, including guys ducking out through the ropes. And if a guy is gonna grab a fence to stop a takedown, there's no reason to believe they won't grab a rope or even hook their arm over one of the ropes. (Edit: Yeah, like Cango said.)

    The solution to the problem is stunningly simple: just give the guy the takedown. Refs don't want to deduct points on "minor" penalties because they know that even one point can turn a win into a draw. So instead, if a ref feels like a fighter grabbed the cage to avoid a takedown, then stop the action and reposition the fighters on the ground with the takedowner on top in half-guard and the takedownee on the bottom.

    Then you can make it a three strikes rule. The first two times, the fighter gets put on his back. The third time he grabs the fence to stop a takedown, he gets put on his back and he loses a point.

    Problem solved.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wet Bandit wrote: »
    A ring brings its own sets of problems, including guys ducking out through the ropes. And if a guy is gonna grab a fence to stop a takedown, there's no reason to believe they won't grab a rope or even hook their arm over one of the ropes. (Edit: Yeah, like Cango said.)

    The solution to the problem is stunningly simple: just give the guy the takedown. Refs don't want to deduct points on "minor" penalties because they know that even one point can turn a win into a draw. So instead, if a ref feels like a fighter grabbed the cage to avoid a takedown, then stop the action and reposition the fighters on the ground with the takedowner on top in half-guard and the takedownee on the bottom.

    Then you can make it a three strikers rule. The first two times, the fighter gets put on his back. The third time he grabs the fence to stop a takedown, he gets put on his back and he loses a point.

    Problem solved.

    And any time a fighter dares to defend a shoot, put him on his back automatically under mount.

    That sounds fair.

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wet Bandit wrote: »
    A ring brings its own sets of problems, including guys ducking out through the ropes. And if a guy is gonna grab a fence to stop a takedown, there's no reason to believe they won't grab a rope or even hook their arm over one of the ropes. (Edit: Yeah, like Cango said.)

    The solution to the problem is stunningly simple: just give the guy the takedown. Refs don't want to deduct points on "minor" penalties because they know that even one point can turn a win into a draw. So instead, if a ref feels like a fighter grabbed the cage to avoid a takedown, then stop the action and reposition the fighters on the ground with the takedowner on top in half-guard and the takedownee on the bottom.

    Then you can make it a three strikers rule. The first two times, the fighter gets put on his back. The third time he grabs the fence to stop a takedown, he gets put on his back and he loses a point.

    Problem solved.

    This is one of the best things ever. I love it.

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    Wet BanditWet Bandit Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Wet Bandit wrote: »
    A ring brings its own sets of problems, including guys ducking out through the ropes. And if a guy is gonna grab a fence to stop a takedown, there's no reason to believe they won't grab a rope or even hook their arm over one of the ropes. (Edit: Yeah, like Cango said.)

    The solution to the problem is stunningly simple: just give the guy the takedown. Refs don't want to deduct points on "minor" penalties because they know that even one point can turn a win into a draw. So instead, if a ref feels like a fighter grabbed the cage to avoid a takedown, then stop the action and reposition the fighters on the ground with the takedowner on top in half-guard and the takedownee on the bottom.

    Then you can make it a three strikers rule. The first two times, the fighter gets put on his back. The third time he grabs the fence to stop a takedown, he gets put on his back and he loses a point.

    Problem solved.

    And any time a fighter dares to defend a shoot, put him on his back automatically under mount.

    That sounds fair.

    I literally have no idea what you're talking about.

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    YougottawannaYougottawanna Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Wet Bandit wrote: »
    A ring brings its own sets of problems, including guys ducking out through the ropes. And if a guy is gonna grab a fence to stop a takedown, there's no reason to believe they won't grab a rope or even hook their arm over one of the ropes. (Edit: Yeah, like Cango said.)

    The solution to the problem is stunningly simple: just give the guy the takedown. Refs don't want to deduct points on "minor" penalties because they know that even one point can turn a win into a draw. So instead, if a ref feels like a fighter grabbed the cage to avoid a takedown, then stop the action and reposition the fighters on the ground with the takedowner on top in half-guard and the takedownee on the bottom.

    Then you can make it a three strikers rule. The first two times, the fighter gets put on his back. The third time he grabs the fence to stop a takedown, he gets put on his back and he loses a point.

    Problem solved.

    And any time a fighter dares to defend a shoot, put him on his back automatically under mount.

    That sounds fair.

    That's not even close to what he said...

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Make the fence out of razor wire.

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    BubbaTBubbaT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The mesh seems like the best idea. It's still a cage, just one with holes too small to fit a finger through.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    And any time a fighter dares to defend a shoot, put him on his back automatically under mount.

    That sounds fair.

    That's not even close to what he said...

    If he wants to give grapplers freebies, might as well go all the way.

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    Wet BanditWet Bandit Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    And any time a fighter dares to defend a shoot, put him on his back automatically under mount.

    That sounds fair.

    That's not even close to what he said...

    If he wants to give grapplers freebies, might as well go all the way.

    Are you saying that giving a fighter a takedown when his opponent commits a penalty to avoid a takedown, do you really believe that amounts to "giving grapplers freebies"?

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    YougottawannaYougottawanna Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    And any time a fighter dares to defend a shoot, put him on his back automatically under mount.

    That sounds fair.

    That's not even close to what he said...

    If he wants to give grapplers freebies, might as well go all the way.

    He's not giving grapplers a freebie. If you defend the takedown without breaking the rules, there's no penalty. If you grab the fence, which is against the rules, there is a penalty. How does this constitute giving a grappler a "freebie"? All you have to do to avoid it is not break the rules.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wet Bandit wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    And any time a fighter dares to defend a shoot, put him on his back automatically under mount.

    That sounds fair.

    That's not even close to what he said...

    If he wants to give grapplers freebies, might as well go all the way.

    Are you saying that giving a fighter a takedown when his opponent commits a penalty to avoid a takedown, do you really believe that amounts to "giving grapplers freebies"?

    UFC is already grappler biased. A ring favors a striker, a cage favors a grappler. If you want to skew it even more in favor of the favored fighter type, might as well go to the extreme since you don't want balance at all.

    You'll be giving refs more power to decide in favor of grapplers. Accidental cage grabbing while you still defend the takedown with or without it? Oh have some free ground and pound.

    It just shows your bias that you would support implementing this slanted rule over something simpler and more fair like a mesh.

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    Wet BanditWet Bandit Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    UFC is already grappler biased. A ring favors a striker, a cage favors a grappler. If you want to skew it even more in favor of the favored fighter type, might as well go to the extreme since you don't want balance at all.

    You'll be giving refs more power to decide in favor of grapplers. Accidental cage grabbing while you still defend the takedown with or without it? Oh have some free ground and pound.

    You are impossible.

    Here's what normal people do. If they have a question about something, if they'd like clarification, they ask for clarification.

    For example, you could have asked, "What if the cage-grabbing was an accident?" or "What if the grabbing didn't factor into the takedown defense?"

    But no, you didn't ask those questions. Instead, you just assumed you knew the answers and started making stupid counter-arguments.

    Well played.

    Edit: Oh, and you edited in an extra bat-shit insane line just because you apparently felt that you didn't go crazy enough. My god.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wet Bandit wrote: »
    Edit: Oh, and you edited in an extra bat-shit insane line just because you apparently felt that you didn't go crazy enough. My god.

    Good ad-hominem that doesn't address any points.

    You trust the refs to not abuse that tainted rule if they so choose? In boxing, if a boxer accidentally lands a low blow, the ref doesn't give his opponent a free haymaker attempt.

    You're arguing for the equivalent in the UFC.

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    YougottawannaYougottawanna Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Wet Bandit wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    And any time a fighter dares to defend a shoot, put him on his back automatically under mount.

    That sounds fair.

    That's not even close to what he said...

    If he wants to give grapplers freebies, might as well go all the way.

    Are you saying that giving a fighter a takedown when his opponent commits a penalty to avoid a takedown, do you really believe that amounts to "giving grapplers freebies"?

    UFC is already grappler biased. A ring favors a striker, a cage favors a grappler. If you want to skew it even more in favor of the favored fighter type, might as well go to the extreme since you don't want balance at all.

    You'll be giving refs more power to decide in favor of grapplers. Accidental cage grabbing while you still defend the takedown with or without it? Oh have some free ground and pound.

    It just shows your bias that you would support implementing this slanted rule over something simpler and more fair like a mesh.

    I don't see where you get that the UFC is grappler biased, considering the imposition of standups, shorter rounds, and Dana White's repeated assurances in interviews and promotional snippets that "there won't be any groundwork in ______ fight." A grappler-biased promotion would favor longer rounds and no standups.

    Furthermore, how exactly do you "accidentally" grab the cage?

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Furthermore, how exactly do you "accidentally" grab the cage?

    Same way there's accidental eye pokes during striking. Fingers go places, especially if you have those open-finger gloves on.

    Still, this is a silly argument over a stupid rule. Let's just agree that the rule is terrible and leave it at that.

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    Wet BanditWet Bandit Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Wet Bandit wrote: »
    Edit: Oh, and you edited in an extra bat-shit insane line just because you apparently felt that you didn't go crazy enough. My god.

    Good ad-hominem that doesn't address any points.

    Make a point worth addressing.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wait, is the argument that grabbing the cage should be treated like low blows? Like, three or more and the ref should seriously consider stopping the fight?

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    YougottawannaYougottawanna Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The argument is that SOMETHING should happen. As it stands now, fighters can grab the cage several times with no consequences aside from a verbal warning from the ref.

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