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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ja ik ben in de war

    jippee on
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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I like Cantonese and I dislike Mandarin (the two kinds of Chinese). I'm not sure why I've chosen, but when I hear Cantonese spoken, it's like a beautiful song that leaps around like a cat in snow. Mandarin sounds like an angry lung with tuberculosis, just trying to get the words out.


    This is why I like Cantonese.


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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    maar ik ben ook blij dat ik niet meer in engels moet posten.
    Neerlands is so much more poignant...

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ALGEMEEN BESCHAAFD NEDERLANDS, MOEDERNEUKER, SPREEK JE HET?

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Iskander wrote: »
    also hey forum dutchpeople, i shall be in your dutchland tomorrow, what's a good thing to say to a tired, overworked dutch shop cashier to brighten their day?

    do you know said shopkeeper?

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    bwanie wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    also hey forum dutchpeople, i shall be in your dutchland tomorrow, what's a good thing to say to a tired, overworked dutch shop cashier to brighten their day?

    do you know said shopkeeper?

    how about
    dank u wel/ dankjewel.

    and if you're here right now: prettig weekend.

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    bwanie wrote: »
    ALGEMEEN BESCHAAFD NEDERLANDS, MOEDERNEUKER, SPREEK JE HET?

    nederlanders neuken hun moeders niet.

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh nee, de Nederlanders nemen de draad over!

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    de draad is now belong to us

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    FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ich can parle kõik jaziki

    Fuga on
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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fuga wrote: »
    ich can parle kõik jaziki

    wer kannöt. how unfortunott

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    isa dalawa tatlo apat lima

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    well, your mother is a whore

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Denne usammenhængende samling af tekster, skrevet af navnløse og uden tiltænkte læsere, er en rædsel.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ויאמר אלוהים אל עמו: אחים לפני זונות

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Lazy ass birds.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    hehehehehehehehe

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    FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Denne usammenhængende samling af tekster, skrevet af navnløse og uden tiltænkte læsere, er en rædsel.

    I love germanic languages. I totally understood that. Kinda.

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    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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    B_RB_R Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Songs about depopulated areas in Europe part1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uellmynA34U

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    SaintSaint Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ויאמר אלוהים אל עמו: אחים לפני זונות

    I remember making my jewish friend teach me to write something along these lines, I can pick out "brothers" and "whores", so...bros before hoes?

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I know what sound all of those letters make

    but I have no clue where to go from there

    E: yes, brothers before whores

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I think one of my least favorite parts of the US is that people ask "why?" When you want to learn a language.

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    danish is the worst

    it only has one vowel and it's ø

    øt ønlø høs øn vøwøl

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Saint wrote: »
    ויאמר אלוהים אל עמו: אחים לפני זונות

    I remember making my jewish friend teach me to write something along these lines, I can pick out "brothers" and "whores", so...bros before hoes?

    And God Hath Said Unto His People: Bros Before Hoes

    so, yes

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Arang wrote: »
    danish is the worst

    it only has one vowel and it's ø

    øt ønlø høs øn vøwøl

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    I think one of my least favorite parts of the US is that people ask "why?" When you want to learn a language.

    I ask why, but not in a "other languages are useless English is the best" way. I just mean why that particular language.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am going to Bruges on Tuesday :D

    Thank goodness they all speak English well.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    have a good time

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    FAQ

    Tell me something interesting.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Thank you, FAQ!

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i feel that i should learn French because i may want to enter canadian politics maybe

    i used to know quite a bit but then i moved and forgot all of it

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Arang wrote: »
    danish is the worst

    it only has one vowel and it's ø

    øt ønlø høs øn vøwøl

    showed this to a danish guy I know and he didn't think it was funny

    because he "couldn't understand it" even though there are subtitles

    danish. is. the. worst.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Je parle un peu de francais, mais j'ai oublie le plupart de la grammaire woooops

    One of these days I'll light a fire under my ass and learn some useful Spanish and/or Japanese

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    FAQ

    Tell me something interesting.

    urmmmm

    the twins in the social network were played by the same actor......

    that's kinda something that could be considered interesting under the right circumstances.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I had to take a German course because my degree requires a language, and oh my god

    Like I had no trouble pronouncing any of the words, but the grammar! Ah yes, all the verbs are at the end. Wonderful. And furniture has a gender? Fantastic.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ich heiße super fantastisch!
    Ich trinke Schampus mit Lachsfisch!
    ich heiße super fantastisch!

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    back in junior high they gave us the choice between french and german

    ladies dig french and german is great if you like to look at a clock for six hours

    still wonder why people picked german

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Breite und Form der Brustkorbrükflache wird deutlich, wenn das Modella beide Arme vor der Brust kreuzt, also die Shulterblatter die Rückseite des Thorax freigeben.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Relp Raggy's raping reeeeeeeeeee!

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arang wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Arang wrote: »
    danish is the worst

    it only has one vowel and it's ø

    øt ønlø høs øn vøwøl

    showed this to a danish guy I know and he didn't think it was funny

    because he "couldn't understand it" even though there are subtitles

    danish. is. the. worst.

    Fuck you, you cock.

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    Fuck off and die.
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