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On Burgs and Other Important Items of Nourishment

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    What about starches? Pasta and rice and the like?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Starches are basically baller. Also soups and meats.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Well with starches you can basically go to any pasta ever. With a simple cream sauce of garlic, white wine, mustard and cream, maybe mushrooms if you can sort those out and some protein.

    Oh! This is my favourite comfort food recipe, my mum would make it all the time for me.
    Swiss chicken
    Ingredients (serves 4)
    2 tablespoons plain flour
    4 chicken breasts fillets, skin on
    90g butter
    1 garlic clove, crushed
    3/4 cup dry white wine
    8 slices ham
    8 slices Swiss cheese
    1 teaspoon French mustard
    1/2 cup cream
    3 green onions, thinly sliced
    steamed vegetables, to serve
     
    Method
    Preheat oven to 180∞C. Season flour with salt and pepper. Coat chicken breasts lightly with seasoned flour.
    Melt butter in a non-stick frying pan over medium heat. Add garlic and chicken. Cook chicken for 2 to 3 minutes each side, or until golden. Add wine. Bring to the boil. Reduce heat to medium-low. Simmer, covered, for 15 to 20 minutes or until chicken is just cooked through. Remove chicken to a heat-proof dish.
    Place ham and cheese on top of chicken. Bake for 10 minutes or until cheese has melted.
    Meanwhile, boil wine mixture in frying pan over high heat until it has reduced by half. Reduce heat to medium. Add mustard, cream and onions. Cook, stirring, for 2 minutes. Place chicken onto serving plates. Spoon over sauce and serve with steamed vegetables.

    This is probably my favourite soup at the moment.
    carrot and ginger soup

    4 (small) portions:

    500 g of carrots
    1 onion
    2 medium potatoes
    2 chopped cloves of garlic
    2 tea spoons of minced ginger
    1 ml (like a pinch or two. I don't know the correct US measurement for it) of ground cayenne pepper
    1 ml of turmeric. Mostly for coloring, skip it if you don't have it. 
    8 dl of vegetable or chicken stock (I prepare it from water and stock powder)
    1 lime
    Turkish yogurt

    Peel and chop the vegetables and saute them for a few minutes.
    Add garlic, ginger, cayenne and turmeric. Saute for a few more minutes.
    Add the stock and boil for maybe 15 minutes until the vegetables are soft.
    Run the whole thing through a blender, add the lime juice and some salt and black pepper to taste.

    Serve with a scoop of Turkish yogurt (or creme fraiche) (oh hey, pip is right, that is how you spell fraiche)

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Munkus if you like pasta and garlic

    why not Spaghetti Aglio Olio?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjmYkPkjnVo

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    You can make some fried rice very easily, then.
    You can put in any protein you want (or none works too)

    Neville's Lazy FryRyce
    Ingredient list
    Rice
    Eggs
    Soy sauce
    olive or vegetable oil

    Optional but recommended ingredients
    onions (i use green onions / scallions)
    mushrooms
    peas
    carrots
    corn or baby corn

    chicken / shrimp / crab / etc - just cook until barely ready (make sure chicken is done, for the other ingredients you can leave them a bit under because they'll cook more in the pan).


    Directions
    Cook rice according to instructions. I usually use 2 or 3 cups of rice (to make 4 - 6 cups), because I eat it for several days.

    While it is cooking (or after if you can't multitask), cook other vegetables/things you want in it.


    Recommended
    Onions + mushrooms: cook together on medium until onions are translucent (5-7 minutes)
    Peas + carrots: cut the carrots into segments. I recommend using baby carrots. They're easier and require less effort. Frozen peas are 100% ok. Cook on medium until carrots are only slightly snappy (4-6 minutes)
    Baby corn: Can get it jarred or fresh. Very cheap and tasty. Cook over medium for 3-5 minutes just until a bit cooked. If they start to char, remove from heat.

    Required
    Eggs: scramble them and liberally add salt and pepper. Cook in a spatula, stirring regularly. Remove BEFORE fully cooked. You want it to be wet not dry/overcooked. I usually use 3-5, but more or less is ok to taste.

    Finally, start by adding some of the oil to a wok or your largest skillet and heat over medium-high heat.
    After heated, add the rice. Stir frequently. Add soy sauce liberally, making sure to mix frequently.
    After 3-4 minutes, add the vegetables. Continue cooking and stirring.

    Add any protein you made (chicken/shrimp/crab/etc). Continue cooking and stirring.

    Finally add the eggs. Mix well and cook for 1-2 minutes more, then serve.


    The most important thing is to keep stirring so the bottom doesn't burn and to keep tasting.
    If it needs salt, pepper or soy sauce, add it!


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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    And if you're feeling fancy, make a thin omelette, then wrap that fried rice up in the omelette for totally kawaii omurice!

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    #pipe on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    This is why #pipe and I must team up!

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I am going to make omurice this week.

    it's just so adorable

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Omelets are so fucking awesome.

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I am working on 2 projects this week:
    Good home made sliders, and new york pizza. Letting the dough rise tonight for the pizza. I have a feeling the latter is an impossibility to get perfect though.

    Davoid on
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Man, I wish mozzarella was cheaper.

    Fuck off and die.
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I just

    Someone else needs to read Coin Locker Babies so they can have the same euuhhh weird feeling when they see or hear things to do with rice omelets

    Because euhhhh that was a book alright

    a book all about rice omelets and weird sex and murder

    Lost Salient on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Things I forgot about myself when I cook alone.

    I turn the music up way too loud and dance like a dill while cooking.

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote:
    Seriously, I have no idea what this stuff was. I should have taken a picture just to see if I could hive mind an answer.

    Oh well.

    If it's gray, gloopy, and served with breakfast, it's probably something like sausage gravy or something along those lines.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I cut the dickens out of my finger chopping jalapenos today. It was just like the Dan Aykroyd Julia Child skit except without the alcohol.

    Then I ate lots of jalapenos, but my finger still hurts.

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Ouch! Were they at least tasty?

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    They were delicious.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Things I forgot about myself when I cook alone.

    I turn the music up way too loud and dance like a dill while cooking.

    This is the only way I can cook.

    It's just more embarrassing when I'm not alone.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    yeah I turn up loud music and boogie too

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    WaltWalt Waller Arcane Enchanted Frozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Fried rice and all stir fry is so much more fun with a wok. But I have a stupid electric stove now, so the big ass frying pan is way more practical. I miss that satisfying wrist action, and pretending like I am a better cook than I am because I can make food fly around.
    Kadith wrote:
    Blake T wrote:
    Things I forgot about myself when I cook alone.

    I turn the music up way too loud and dance like a dill while cooking.

    This is the only way I can cook.

    It's just more embarrassing when I'm not alone.

    I definitely do not listen to The Lion King soundtrack while I cook.

    I'm all like LETS PUMP UP THE SLAYER YEAH

    DEFINITELY NO MAGICAL DISNEY TUNES

    Walt on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Walt wrote:
    Fried rice and all stir fry is so much more fun with a wok. But I have a stupid electric stove now, so the big ass frying pan is way more practical. I miss that satisfying wrist action, and pretending like I am a better cook than I am because I can make food fly around.
    Kadith wrote:
    Blake T wrote:
    Things I forgot about myself when I cook alone.

    I turn the music up way too loud and dance like a dill while cooking.

    This is the only way I can cook.

    It's just more embarrassing when I'm not alone.

    I definitely do not listen to The Lion King soundtrack while I cook.

    I'm all like LETS PUMP UP THE SLAYER YEAH

    DEFINITELY NO MAGICAL DISNEY TUNES

    Carrying out the salad bowl like new born simba.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    DrZiplock wrote:
    Seriously, I have no idea what this stuff was. I should have taken a picture just to see if I could hive mind an answer.

    Oh well.

    If it's gray, gloopy, and served with breakfast, it's probably something like sausage gravy or something along those lines.

    Not a chance.

    Cause 1) I know we don't know each other very well but if you think I'm the type of person that can't properly ID sausage gravy...well hell, son I don't want to know you at all. 2) It was sweet 3) The wrong color and 4) I don't think they do sausage gravy in Singapore.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    In other food related news from the road: Hit up a hawker center at lunch today. Got chicken rice. Tasty, but eh.

    Dinner we ended up at, and I can't believe this happened, a mall that has this swiss chalet looking joint in it called Merche, or something like that. Apparently they're big in Canada and....Singapore.

    I didn't pick this one, folks.

    In more news related to what I just said: I walked back to my hotel and proceeded to blow chunks. Fuck you faux-swiss joint in a mall in south east asia. Fuck you, indeed.

    DrZiplock on
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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    What do they even serve at a faux-Swiss chalet in a mall? I'm having trouble imagining the menu. Is it terrible knock-off French? Terrible knock-off Italian?

    Peen on
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    kilroydoskilroydos Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
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    I can't believe these are real.

    There's one that's a version of St. Louis' own Red Hot Riplets with a guy from St. Louis on the cover. The phrase they used on that one was "Pimp Education" which works on so many levels.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote:
    In other food related news from the road: Hit up a hawker center at lunch today. Got chicken rice. Tasty, but eh.

    Dinner we ended up at, and I can't believe this happened, a mall that has this swiss chalet looking joint in it called Merche, or something like that. Apparently they're big in Canada and....Singapore.

    I didn't pick this one, folks.

    In more news related to what I just said: I walked back to my hotel and proceeded to blow chunks. Fuck you faux-swiss joint in a mall in south east asia. Fuck you, indeed.

    I'm surprised the chicken rice was meh!

    Also: blurghhhhh mall food blurrrgghh

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    I'm amazed the chicken rice was meh.


    Also, stop eating at terrible places. You're in Singapore for fucks sake.

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    WaltWalt Waller Arcane Enchanted Frozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
    whether you're chillin on the corner with your fly chips or kickin back in shack, eat this snack

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Well, he made it clear he didn't pick it.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    and yet he didn't stop outside the door and say "You know what guys? I'm tired. I'm going back to the hotel. Y a know... jet lag and what not."


    and then go back to the hawker center and eat until one of us die.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Well, everything is in a mall here. There's no avoiding it. It's not what we would consider your standard mall fair.

    And no, I didn't...because much of this is still a job interview/getting to know everyone that I would be working with so I'll take those chances where I can.

    The chicken rice was tasty, but I guess I was expecting an end all be all. Likely started too high with the chilli crab.

    Now, if you'll excuse me, It's 3am I haven't really slept and I can't keep either end of going absolutely fucking bonkers.

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    kilroydoskilroydos Registered User regular
    I really hope I get to visit our Singapore office in the next year or so. I've been to England and the north and south of India this year, so the next steps are Singapore and Manila.

    Also Philadelphia.

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    kilroydoskilroydos Registered User regular
    Also, Bourdain just did a Singapore episode of his new show, and he had chicken rice as well. His comments were similar to yours in that it is never going to be the best thing you eat, but it is the quintessential Singaporean dish, so you have to have it for a better understanding of the culture.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Well, everything is in a mall here. There's no avoiding it. It's not what we would consider your standard mall fair.

    And no, I didn't...because much of this is still a job interview/getting to know everyone that I would be working with so I'll take those chances where I can.

    The chicken rice was tasty, but I guess I was expecting an end all be all. Likely started too high with the chilli crab.

    Now, if you'll excuse me, It's 3am I haven't really slept and I can't keep either end of going absolutely fucking bonkers.

    what was that? I'm sorry, I can't hear it when bitches talk.

    <3

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    kilroydos wrote:
    Also, Bourdain just did a Singapore episode of his new show, and he had chicken rice as well. His comments were similar to yours in that it is never going to be the best thing you eat, but it is the quintessential Singaporean dish, so you have to have it for a better understanding of the culture.

    Really? I remember him having a raging boner over it on No Reservations

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    Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    Ok, newly repaired digestive system. Can start crossing off foods to NEVER EAT AGAIN as I go because dear God the pain.

    I went for lazy, wings from Buffalo Wild Wings and it destroyed me.

    I really wish there were more delicious places around here that I knew about. BUT. I. DON'T. Or there aren't any nearby. If I'm gonna drive thirty or forty minutes to pick up take-out I can basically muster the energy to throw shit on a skillet.

    I need a new recipe or idea to try out that I can make in my limited kitchen.

    I also have chron's and basically the only thing I actually cook for myself these days is sushi. Its real easy to get down, there are as few ingredients as you want and if you are feeling shitty you can take long breaks in between actually doing anything to make it (ie put rice in cooker, take break, take rice out of cooker, break for it to cool, make food, possibly break because it is cold anyways, eat). Also its small discrete portions so you can eat as little or as much as you want (I find if I fill my plate up with something normal I overeat and pay for it later). I usually just make a spicy tuna salad with canned tuna to put in it but that is because I am lazy and cant be bothered to keep real ingredients in the fridge. You can do a lot more if you want. It's way easier than people think, I learned how to do it here but there are a bunch of sites around the internet that are good.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Singapore is pretty great you guys. I haven't been back in just over a year; I really need to get on to that. @DrZiplock whereabouts are you staying?

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    Ok, newly repaired digestive system. Can start crossing off foods to NEVER EAT AGAIN as I go because dear God the pain.

    I went for lazy, wings from Buffalo Wild Wings and it destroyed me.

    I really wish there were more delicious places around here that I knew about. BUT. I. DON'T. Or there aren't any nearby. If I'm gonna drive thirty or forty minutes to pick up take-out I can basically muster the energy to throw shit on a skillet.

    I need a new recipe or idea to try out that I can make in my limited kitchen.

    raw broccoli and celery salad with popcorn and whole almonds.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    You can't really compare mall food in Singapore to mall food in America

    It's not like it's Panda Express

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Redemption: Hawker stand for lunch. Hand pulled ramen and dumplings. Pulled the moment you order. Shit yes, son.

    Now to see if I can keep it down.

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