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Sal wants YOU to read this [Embarrassing Sexual Story]?

VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
edited October 2011 in Singularity Engine++
This is stupid, but @Sal needs it to be shared with the world. Spoilered for NSFW content.
Spoiler:

Now to try and turn this into a not useless thread.

I don't know when the last embarrassing sexual encounters thread was, and I don't know if the PM counts because I didn't read it all the way, and I don't have any of my own, but

It doesn't matter if you're embarrassing,

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Or if you're sexual,

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Or you've had an encounter,

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Or especial an embarrassing sexual encounter,

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You can talk about it here in the:

EMBARRASSING SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS THREAD!

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    tl,dr: clint eastwood/tom fucked a hand dryer

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    it wasn't too cool

  • VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    Didn't finish the chat anyway, just thought it was a good reason to make a thread like this.

  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    everyone got burned on this deal

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    skull man, do not make love to a toilet

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    [12:46 AM] trenog: did you dance in the pale moonlight?

    I would have been pleased if it stopped there.

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    Dave I cannot BELIEVE you made this thread

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  • VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    Everyone tell me about your embarrassing sexual encounters.

    I am writing them all down.

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    one time i had relations with a woman to whom i was not married

    it was a tawdry affair

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    one time i was gonna take a dick pic for a girl
    but first i had to work it up from flaccid

    ...and then it went back to flaccid before i could take advantage of what happened in between

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    I've had embarrassing sex

    but not embarrassing sex that was also humorous

    so I'll just be providing the pithy commentary for this thread

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity way past cool Registered User regular
    yeah, didn't read hardly any of that

  • VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    I thought the funniest part was

    [12:57 AM] muse: everything circles back to poop

    I skipped to the bottom and was rewarded well enough

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    you made a thread for a chatlog even you were unwilling to read?

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    he was coerced by tom

    I saw it

    hubris, tom

    will you let dave suffer for your sins

  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    the best part of this thread was mustachio putting mustaches on all the images in the OP

    made it allll worthwhile

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  • VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    I've been meaning to make a thread like this for a while just to hear people's funny stories.

    It's not the best reason for a thread but it got me to make it anyway.

  • animal companionanimal companion Registered User regular
    light the orikae signal

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    the best part of this thread was mustachio putting mustaches on all the images in the OP

    made it allll worthwhile
    yes! it just started working for me too

  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    to be fair, nobody involved in the chatlog thought it was any good

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    I'd bang Sarah Palin

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity way past cool Registered User regular
    the best part of this thread was mustachio putting mustaches on all the images in the OP

    made it allll worthwhile

    post pics please, some of us are chromeless heathens

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    one time i literally tossed my penis inside yo mommas butthole

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Thomas was just hanging out in a stall in the women's room.

    Waiting. . .

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  • VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    I thought about putting Palin in sexual, but

    I don't know why I didn't

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    one time i fucked sarah palin - nba superstar

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    oh, here's something I forgot about! after the first time I got laid I went to a messageboard I used to frequent and made one of THOSE threads

    you know the kind I mean

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    Was it this messageboard?

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    This one time I had sex with all your mothers at the same time.

    It was pretty embarrassing when we all woke up the next day.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Oh god not this thread. It's only 10:00 and I have to work tomorrow dammit! But if I leave this here, it'll hit 500 pages by morning and then I'm up shit creek without a paddle DAMMIT WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?

    Anyways, the only thing(s) I have are me and my-wife-then-girlfriend being caught by her brother, then a month later by mine. Eh, it happens. Mine's done the self-memory wipe, not sure how hers handled it.

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    I posted this story in a thread not too long ago, but it fits here:
    I was a young lad, still living at home, a few months from graduating high school. My girlfriend and I were in the living room at my parents' house, parents were upstairs. We were watching a movie, started fooling around. She went down on me. Things were going well, I came, and then she sneezed.
    Huge mess.
    And I just could not stop laughing.

    (So I guess it was embarassing for her, really)

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    wtf, I was just on tiny chat and noone was there. You guys suck

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    FirmSkater wrote:
    Was it this messageboard?

    no, I would have done a search if it was

    but it is a spinoff board! I'm sure some intrepid detective could find it without much trouble, I can't be arsed myself

    it was the Citadel of Truth

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    do we really need another fucking one of these

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    I have no embarrassing sexual stories.

    Except I've been almost caught by my parents like eight hundred times

    Once my mom walked into my bedroom when both me and my lady were bare-ass naked. Somehow in a matter of milliseconds we managed to be under blankets pretending to be sleeping with no bare skin showing.

    Also another time she was on top and behind her through an open window I just see the back of my dad's head. I didn't even know what to do in that situation. I'm pretty sure we didn't even stop and just hoped he didn't turn around.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    I posted this story in a thread not too long ago, but it fits here:
    I was a young lad, still living at home, a few months from graduating high school. My girlfriend and I were in the living room at my parents' house, parents were upstairs. We were watching a movie, started fooling around. She went down on me. Things were going well, I came, and then she sneezed.
    Huge mess.
    And I just could not stop laughing.

    (So I guess it was embarassing for her, really)

    holy christ

    thread over

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Balefuego wrote:
    do we really need another fucking one of these

    Skull Man on
  • GatsbyGatsby ElsewhereRegistered User regular
    I made a couple of posts after I lost my virginity here.

    I blame 2am drunk me for that silly act.

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    I posted this story in a thread not too long ago, but it fits here:
    I was a young lad, still living at home, a few months from graduating high school. My girlfriend and I were in the living room at my parents' house, parents were upstairs. We were watching a movie, started fooling around. She went down on me. Things were going well, I came, and then she sneezed.
    Huge mess.
    And I just could not stop laughing.

    (So I guess it was embarassing for her, really)

    holy christ

    thread over

    Nah, I know there are better stories.

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    FirmSkater wrote:
    I'd bang Sarah Palin

    that lantern jaw she's got going on is really off-putting

    she's pretty enough I guess

    what's crazy to me is that this is the sort of woman, her and michelle bachman, who represents the ideal beauty of the republican party

    like, really guys

    these crinkled, overpowdered reptiles are the best you can do

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
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