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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    There was a cheevo for throwing enough coins at prostitutes. Making it rain ...
    I think that's actually called "making it hail."

    It's called man of the people you morons and you don't throw it at prostitutes you throw it at citizen.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Also fuck the hell out of Fable 3, it still has Reaver in it and I can't stand that dick of a character

    No, no, it's fine - he wears steampunk goggles in Fable 3 so he is cool dude.

    Fuck that shit he killed one of the few people I could actually stand in Fable 2.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    There was a cheevo for throwing enough coins at prostitutes. Making it rain ...
    I think that's actually called "making it hail."

    It's called man of the people you morons and you don't throw it at prostitutes you throw it at citizen.
    From gamefaqs:
    Man of the People (10) Toss more than 300 florins on the ground.
    Red Light Addict (10) Spend 5000 florins on Courtesans.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    There was a cheevo for throwing enough coins at prostitutes. Making it rain ...
    I think that's actually called "making it hail."
    It's called man of the people you morons and you don't throw it at prostitutes you throw it at citizen.
    I think that's actually called "annoying yuppies who live in the city by encouraging homeless people."

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    http://www.cornsugar.com/

    Just in case you haven't.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    There was a cheevo for throwing enough coins at prostitutes. Making it rain ...
    I think that's actually called "making it hail."

    It's called man of the people you morons and you don't throw it at prostitutes you throw it at citizen.
    From gamefaqs:
    Man of the People (10) Toss more than 300 florins on the ground.
    Red Light Addict (10) Spend 5000 florins on Courtesans.

    You don't throw coins at courtesans though you hand them money. Because they are allies.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    BF 3

    is amazing

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I am sorry I got it wrong, Kagera. Can you ever forgive me?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    So what's this Colbert said about MW3 and buying double XP?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    I am sorry I got it wrong, Kagera. Can you ever forgive me?

    It'll be a long road, but with therapy together we can mend.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    BF 3

    is amazing

    BoyFriend 3 eh? You dog. :winky:

    I am so easily amused. I worry.

    Caveman Paws on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    http://www.cornsugar.com/

    Just in case you haven't.
    I have.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Sheep wrote:
    Huge Tortoise fan.

    @Sheep

    I know this is a million years ago in [chat] time, but: Right on!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    dbrock270 wrote:

    I have no problem with this.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Is she gonna advise him on the hips of foreign diplomats.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Sarksus wrote:
    Is she gonna advise him on the hips of foreign diplomats.

    At least she'll be honest.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Is she gonna advise him on the hips of foreign diplomats.

    Speaking of, another foreign takin our jerbs.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Wow. Nice fucking start, Phils. :/

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll – Member, President's Advisory Commission on Educational Excellence for Hispanics

    I'm curious what her qualifications are for such a position. Granted all I know about her is what I've seen on YouTube, but I will be surprised if she turns out to have education/experience in education.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll – Member, President's Advisory Commission on Educational Excellence for Hispanics

    I'm curious what her qualifications are for such a position. Granted all I know about her is what I've seen on YouTube, but I will be surprised if she turns out to have education/experience in education.

    Read the blurb, she runs an NGO to provide education to poverty stricken areas.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I also remember her having a crazy language aptitude- not just English and Spanish but like, Arabic and Portuguese I think? She seems pretty damned bright.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll – Member, President's Advisory Commission on Educational Excellence for Hispanics

    I'm curious what her qualifications are for such a position. Granted all I know about her is what I've seen on YouTube, but I will be surprised if she turns out to have education/experience in education.

    Read the blurb, she runs an NGO to provide education to poverty stricken areas.

    TL;DR (thanks and apologises for my non-exsistent attention span).

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Oh, hey, depression

    you know

    being in the army, while you do sort of feel you put your life on hold while there, was remarkably devoid of anything that tore on my mind like stressing over the future and how things are going and such and such


    it was a really easy life

    get up at 6, go down for breakfast, wash rooms, get told what you're going to do for today, go do thing. Lunch! Then go do things. Dinner, you have the evening off. Don't worry about tomorrow at all.

    No stress no worries. just like, oh it's another day. What're we doing today? Something nice? Oh, something crap. Oh well!

    you're already out?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Jesus fucking Christ, Holliday. 25 pitches with one out... :(

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Oh, hey, depression

    you know

    being in the army, while you do sort of feel you put your life on hold while there, was remarkably devoid of anything that tore on my mind like stressing over the future and how things are going and such and such


    it was a really easy life

    get up at 6, go down for breakfast, wash rooms, get told what you're going to do for today, go do thing. Lunch! Then go do things. Dinner, you have the evening off. Don't worry about tomorrow at all.

    No stress no worries. just like, oh it's another day. What're we doing today? Something nice? Oh, something crap. Oh well!

    you're already out?

    He exploded his face, and so is at least on leave at the moment.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Skimming her wikipedia she has worked with UNICEF, UNILO(United Nations International Labour Organization), the Clinton Initiative and a few big names like Buffet. Oh even with the World Bank and Global Campaign for Education. I think she actually is super qualified it seems.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Jesus fucking Christ, Holliday. 25 pitches with one out... :(

    He's no Verlander :P

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Skimming her wikipedia she has worked with UNICEF, UNILO(United Nations International Labour Organization), the Clinton Initiative and a few big names like Buffet. Oh even with the World Bank and Global Campaign for Education. I think she actually is super qualified it seems.

    I guess those hips

    8-)

    are qualified.


    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    And the Brewers just beat Arizona and advance in the 10th inning.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Obama/Shakira 2012

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Obama/Shakira 2012

    I'd hit it or at least vote for it.

    Mazzyx on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Fucking 33 pitch inning. ._.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Is she gonna advise him on the hips of foreign diplomats.

    At least she'll be honest.

    Nice.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    The internet dating thread is amusingly like our own mini H&A.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Shakira's involved in U.S. politics now?

    Your country is turning into a caricature of itself

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    I've seen this city... a thousand times.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Anyone got a remedy for the blues?

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Anyone got a remedy for the blues?

    The reds.

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