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Omnicorp: We've Got The Future Under Control
BlankZoe
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Safety. Conviction. Leadership.
For a half-century, these words have set the framework upon which OmniCorp has aimed to build a brighter world.
We don't do passive technology. At OmniCorp, our solutions generate a beacon of safety that we shine upon on the dangers of the day. No matter the obstacle - political, cultural, philosophical - we pursue our convictions around the globe to secure peace of mind at home. And when this requires bold new direction, we never allow doubt to shrink our duty. When your quality of life is in the balance, our leadership team will tip the scales.
Our products have elevated your lives. Our people have inspired your future. Our passion will always be at your side.
Our life-saving city defense initiative includes:
The ED-209
The XT-908
and coming soon, the RC-2000.
The Ultimate blend of Human Resources and Robotic Engineering.
http://www.omnicorp.com/
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YOU'RE WRONG
did they really change what OCP stands for
omnicorp sounds dummmmmmb
PS4:MrZoompants
HUH
Unless the goal is for me to visit Movienewz.com
Steam
also!
weller is now an art history professor and frontloads the first two weeks of classes to weed out the people who just want to take a class with robocop
also!
originally robocop was gonna move all serpentine and such until they got the actual suit and realized he could hardly move in it. they had to stop filming for a couple weeks so he could work with the mime again to work out how robocop would move
Also, that ED-209 looks too functional. fuck that.
a lot sleeker and more modern
robocop OG was detroit steel, home grown, a fucking tank
robocop 2012 is supposed to look much sleeker and i'm really looking forward to seeing how it moves
hopefully they'll go with the original idea for OGcop
Mmmmm, Olive Garden Cop.
not even a weakness though
it's like a slasher villain
sure he can't run fast
but he will catch you and it will hurt
or he'll just shoot you in the dick. that's a thing that happens.
fuck it, where's my robocop bluray
Well I hope that the number two bad guy still WORKS FOR DICK JONES
DICK JONES
BITCHES LEAVE
apparently verhoeven wasn't too clear on what "bitches" really meant
thought it was just a word and not a cuss
Anyway, my bionic fingers are crossed that this won't be awful
MORE
Which is unfortunate in a way.
Steam: Car1gt // Tumblr // Facebook // Twitter
...the Robocop theme?
and the cast includes Gary Oldman, Samuel L. Jackson, Hugh Laurie and Joel Kinnaman as Alex Murphy.
WE ARE NOT GOIN' ON A MOTHERFUCKIN STRIKE
WE ARE THE MOTHERFUCKIN PO-LICE
kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda wish sam was playing robocop
that'd be a great movie
Steam: YOU FACE JARAXXUS| Twitch.tv: CainLoveless
And you will know my name is Murphy!
Yeah, Omni Consumer Products, you can hear that and believe people buy things from them without wondering "Wait. Are they secretly evil?"
OmniCorp... is a dumb name.
Why I fear the ocean.
you just think it sounds evil because you know they are evil
It's no more sinister sounding than, like, Comcast or Exxon or other corporations