MayabirdPecking at the keyboardRegistered Userregular
edited June 2016
The queen is at this very moment plotting a revenge against the internet that is terrible, ironic, and darkly hilarious, like that time she took the Saudi crown prince on a frightening joyride.
I've never smoked, so maybe I'm lacking in a lot of context, but I don't think I'll ever understand 'vaping'.
Also, when he got to snorting the powder and intentionally putting some in his eye, I came to the conclusion that this guy is an idiot.
I mean, sure, do whatever makes you happy, but I question the life choices he made where inflicting that upon himself seemed like a great idea, and a good enough one at that to share with the world.
First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
I've never smoked, so maybe I'm lacking in a lot of context, but I don't think I'll ever understand 'vaping'.
It mitigates the heavy tobacco smoke smell smoking does. Possibly healthier than cigarettes even if definitely not healthy. Being healthier than cigarettes is not a high bar to clear mind you.
Barnaby and her friend Tammy Caudron headed out to an area burned by wildfires to spend an hour or two searching for the elusive morels. They soon became separated, leaving Barnaby alone with her loyal dog, Joey.
Once her pail was full of mushrooms, she turned to head back toward her truck.
"I heard this growl behind me. There was a long, tall, very, very skinny wolf. A black wolf. And his legs were spread and his hair was standing, and he was growling, and baring his teeth."
. . .
At about 4:30 a.m., Barnaby heard a loud noise. She quickly recognized it as a mother bear. Listening closely, trying to drown out the buzz of mosquitoes, sure enough she heard a cub respond from far away in the distance. The two bears had been separated.
"I realized that there was a chance that the mother bear would tackle the wolf if she felt that the wolf was a threat," Barnaby explains.
"So I made the choice of walking towards the cub."
It worked. After walking about 20 minutes, Barnaby's dangerous plan paid off.
"I heard this big crashing behind me and realized that the mama bear had attacked the wolf, or maybe the other way around, I don't know, but they were fighting and I could hear the wolf yelping and I could hear the mama bear growling and I could hear all this crashing and I just took off!"
Barnaby and her friend Tammy Caudron headed out to an area burned by wildfires to spend an hour or two searching for the elusive morels. They soon became separated, leaving Barnaby alone with her loyal dog, Joey.
Once her pail was full of mushrooms, she turned to head back toward her truck.
"I heard this growl behind me. There was a long, tall, very, very skinny wolf. A black wolf. And his legs were spread and his hair was standing, and he was growling, and baring his teeth."
. . .
At about 4:30 a.m., Barnaby heard a loud noise. She quickly recognized it as a mother bear. Listening closely, trying to drown out the buzz of mosquitoes, sure enough she heard a cub respond from far away in the distance. The two bears had been separated.
"I realized that there was a chance that the mother bear would tackle the wolf if she felt that the wolf was a threat," Barnaby explains.
"So I made the choice of walking towards the cub."
It worked. After walking about 20 minutes, Barnaby's dangerous plan paid off.
"I heard this big crashing behind me and realized that the mama bear had attacked the wolf, or maybe the other way around, I don't know, but they were fighting and I could hear the wolf yelping and I could hear the mama bear growling and I could hear all this crashing and I just took off!"
This viral marketing for red dead 2 is really cool
I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
A friend of mine worked at Pizza Hut in college.
He was once offered a $50 tip to snort the red pepper flakes.
He did it.
They offered him another 50 for the other nostril but he did not take them up on that one.
+8
Options
EncA Fool with CompassionPronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered Userregular
Once I participated in a spicy crocpot cookoff, where a group of people who had insane heat tolerance would eat food cooked all day and give awarded by heat and flavor. I made enchilada soup with about three dozen haberneros, seeds included. At one point, after it had been steaming in the crockpot for about 6 hours I went to check on it, opened the lid to sniff it, and was bathed in horrible, horrible steam.
I essentially maced myself. It was awful.
I won the cookoff though. Still have the little plastic trophy as a mark of triumph and a cautionary tale.
The deli meat of indeterminate origin caused “backups that stretched several exits,” presumably due to the sudden influx of commuters scrambling for free hoagie ingredients. While NBC New York claims that most of the spilled meat has been cleaned up, I’m sure there’s still a spare sandwich to be found littered around the shoulder.
The bigger question, though, is just how likely it is that a rogue bread truck and a rogue meat truck would find each and collide on Interstate 287. I’ve reached out to the New Jersey Department of Transportation but have yet to hear back, which only seems to confirm my suspicions that this “spill” was no accident. This, my friends, was yet another irresponsible guerrilla marketing stunt put on by Big Sandwich.
The deli meat of indeterminate origin caused “backups that stretched several exits,” presumably due to the sudden influx of commuters scrambling for free hoagie ingredients. While NBC New York claims that most of the spilled meat has been cleaned up, I’m sure there’s still a spare sandwich to be found littered around the shoulder.
The bigger question, though, is just how likely it is that a rogue bread truck and a rogue meat truck would find each and collide on Interstate 287. I’ve reached out to the New Jersey Department of Transportation but have yet to hear back, which only seems to confirm my suspicions that this “spill” was no accident. This, my friends, was yet another irresponsible guerrilla marketing stunt put on by Big Sandwich.
All they'd need is a couple pickups of roasted red peppers and cheese along with a small tanker of oil and vinegar
The deli meat of indeterminate origin caused “backups that stretched several exits,” presumably due to the sudden influx of commuters scrambling for free hoagie ingredients. While NBC New York claims that most of the spilled meat has been cleaned up, I’m sure there’s still a spare sandwich to be found littered around the shoulder.
The bigger question, though, is just how likely it is that a rogue bread truck and a rogue meat truck would find each and collide on Interstate 287. I’ve reached out to the New Jersey Department of Transportation but have yet to hear back, which only seems to confirm my suspicions that this “spill” was no accident. This, my friends, was yet another irresponsible guerrilla marketing stunt put on by Big Sandwich.
All they'd need is a couple pickups of roasted red peppers and cheese along with a small tanker of oil and vinegar
On tales of spicy death I made ghost pepper infused everclear once. We called it Satan's sperm cause nothing gets that taste of burning off your tongue.
The deli meat of indeterminate origin caused “backups that stretched several exits,” presumably due to the sudden influx of commuters scrambling for free hoagie ingredients. While NBC New York claims that most of the spilled meat has been cleaned up, I’m sure there’s still a spare sandwich to be found littered around the shoulder.
The bigger question, though, is just how likely it is that a rogue bread truck and a rogue meat truck would find each and collide on Interstate 287. I’ve reached out to the New Jersey Department of Transportation but have yet to hear back, which only seems to confirm my suspicions that this “spill” was no accident. This, my friends, was yet another irresponsible guerrilla marketing stunt put on by Big Sandwich.
Gourmands frequenting collisions also have the option of bbq ingredients:
North Carolina State Highway Patrol troopers said the wreck happened at about 7 a.m. near Exit 106 in Kenly when a trailer carrying chicken processing parts dislodged from its cab.
A second truck traveling north on I-95 hit the side of the first truck, spilling its contents all over the highway.
Corn inside the second tractor-trailer also spilled on the highway.
Domyacht Gaines, the driver of the first truck, which is owned by Bill Patterson Trucking, of Smithfield, will be charged with failing to secure his load, troopers said.
Chessington World of Adventures has won gold at the annual BIAZA awards, which reward organisations for their conservation efforts.
This is because they set free hundreds of fen raft spiders, which can grow up to almost three inches long.
Fen raft spiders are the largest of the UK's 660 spider species.
They live in fens and other wetlands - and they are able to move across the surface of water because of their hairy legs.
Fen raft spiders are an endangered species, so Chessington World of Adventures have done their bit to save the species by releasing baby spiders into the wild.
Chessington World of Adventures has won gold at the annual BIAZA awards, which reward organisations for their conservation efforts.
This is because they set free hundreds of fen raft spiders, which can grow up to almost three inches long.
Fen raft spiders are the largest of the UK's 660 spider species.
They live in fens and other wetlands - and they are able to move across the surface of water because of their hairy legs.
Fen raft spiders are an endangered species, so Chessington World of Adventures have done their bit to save the species by releasing baby spiders into the wild.
An interesting way to end that article: Now here's a profile of a completely unrelated species of spider that does like to live in houses with you.
"Darby thought, 'I'm going to scare them when they come downstairs,''' said her mother, Audrey Shannon. "She put the Barney head on and when she sat down on the sofa to wait for them, it dropped. It slipped over her shoulders. When they finally came down, she got up and realized it had dropped so low, she couldn't get it off. It was digging into her."
Her four friends and the parents of one of the friends then tried to get Darby out of the head. It wouldn't budge.
They slathered Vaseline on her arms, but it still was a no-go. "It gave her short little Barney arms since it was nearly at her elbows,'' Shannon said. "It was hilarious. She couldn't see, so they had to guide her."
. . .
The firefighters also tried to pull off the head, but their efforts were to no avail. "She's so little that when they lifted the head, it lifted her off the ground so they had to hold down her feet,'' Shannon said. "And with the Vaseline on her arms, they said it was like trying to wrestle a greased pig."
Bruno said ultimately they made some release cuts in the back of the head to relieve the pressure and remove Barney from Darby. "It was such a relief,'' Darby said. "I have laughed about it."
For the firefighters, it was a much-needed respite from the types of calls they usually have to deal with. "That's a first for me and it will probably be the last, but at least I know how to handle it if it happens again,'' Bruno said. "It's something we'll talk about for years to come."
"Darby thought, 'I'm going to scare them when they come downstairs,''' said her mother, Audrey Shannon. "She put the Barney head on and when she sat down on the sofa to wait for them, it dropped. It slipped over her shoulders. When they finally came down, she got up and realized it had dropped so low, she couldn't get it off. It was digging into her."
Her four friends and the parents of one of the friends then tried to get Darby out of the head. It wouldn't budge.
They slathered Vaseline on her arms, but it still was a no-go. "It gave her short little Barney arms since it was nearly at her elbows,'' Shannon said. "It was hilarious. She couldn't see, so they had to guide her."
. . .
The firefighters also tried to pull off the head, but their efforts were to no avail. "She's so little that when they lifted the head, it lifted her off the ground so they had to hold down her feet,'' Shannon said. "And with the Vaseline on her arms, they said it was like trying to wrestle a greased pig."
Bruno said ultimately they made some release cuts in the back of the head to relieve the pressure and remove Barney from Darby. "It was such a relief,'' Darby said. "I have laughed about it."
For the firefighters, it was a much-needed respite from the types of calls they usually have to deal with. "That's a first for me and it will probably be the last, but at least I know how to handle it if it happens again,'' Bruno said. "It's something we'll talk about for years to come."
:whistle: I love you. You love me.
I WILL NEVER SET YOU FREE :hydra: :whistle:
+22
Options
AkimboEGMr. FancypantsWears very fine pants indeedRegistered Userregular
"Darby thought, 'I'm going to scare them when they come downstairs,''' said her mother, Audrey Shannon. "She put the Barney head on and when she sat down on the sofa to wait for them, it dropped. It slipped over her shoulders. When they finally came down, she got up and realized it had dropped so low, she couldn't get it off. It was digging into her."
Her four friends and the parents of one of the friends then tried to get Darby out of the head. It wouldn't budge.
They slathered Vaseline on her arms, but it still was a no-go. "It gave her short little Barney arms since it was nearly at her elbows,'' Shannon said. "It was hilarious. She couldn't see, so they had to guide her."
. . .
The firefighters also tried to pull off the head, but their efforts were to no avail. "She's so little that when they lifted the head, it lifted her off the ground so they had to hold down her feet,'' Shannon said. "And with the Vaseline on her arms, they said it was like trying to wrestle a greased pig."
Bruno said ultimately they made some release cuts in the back of the head to relieve the pressure and remove Barney from Darby. "It was such a relief,'' Darby said. "I have laughed about it."
For the firefighters, it was a much-needed respite from the types of calls they usually have to deal with. "That's a first for me and it will probably be the last, but at least I know how to handle it if it happens again,'' Bruno said. "It's something we'll talk about for years to come."
:whistle: I love you. You love me.
I WILL NEVER SET YOU FREE :hydra: :whistle:
Seriously, that whole first paragraph reads like something out of some super creepy horror movie.
It was digging into her
Give me a kiss to build a dream on; And my imagination will thrive upon that kiss; Sweetheart, I ask no more than this; A kiss to build a dream on
Posts
What better thing to put on the Queen but Queen?
Edit: Queen Elizabeth Nygma wins as well:
Especially since shibas resemble corgis in the face.
"Isn't she the lady on Canada's $15.64 bill?"
And as someone pointed out, her dress would be considered cruel in certain portions of Canada.
Such monarch
Many crown
Wow
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
That screen cap is 100% accurate about the kind of guy that would do this.
Also, when he got to snorting the powder and intentionally putting some in his eye, I came to the conclusion that this guy is an idiot.
I mean, sure, do whatever makes you happy, but I question the life choices he made where inflicting that upon himself seemed like a great idea, and a good enough one at that to share with the world.
It mitigates the heavy tobacco smoke smell smoking does. Possibly healthier than cigarettes even if definitely not healthy. Being healthier than cigarettes is not a high bar to clear mind you.
Steam Profile
3DS: 3454-0268-5595 Battle.net: SteelAngel#1772
Congrats dude. You just invented pepper spray.
And then he inhaled it.
Then snorted it and rubbed it in his eyes.
Because he's already made several bad decisions so clearly he needs to go a level beyond.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/pablocampy
Steam Profile
3DS: 3454-0268-5595 Battle.net: SteelAngel#1772
This viral marketing for red dead 2 is really cool
He was once offered a $50 tip to snort the red pepper flakes.
He did it.
They offered him another 50 for the other nostril but he did not take them up on that one.
I essentially maced myself. It was awful.
I won the cookoff though. Still have the little plastic trophy as a mark of triumph and a cautionary tale.
All they'd need is a couple pickups of roasted red peppers and cheese along with a small tanker of oil and vinegar
Sounds like a bunch of failed world record attempts.
This is jersey. You'd need the hoagie sauce.
Fuck. They've figured out door handles.
Lock your doors, kids.
Also, if a big fucking bear opens your door, FLOOR IT AND GET THE FUCK AWAY.
8th grader does middle school graduation speech in the style of Trump, Cruz, Clinton, Sanders and Obama, nails them all.
Looks guys, fast food!
I, for one, welcome our new ursine overlords.
Gourmands frequenting collisions also have the option of bbq ingredients:
Truck carrying chicken collides with truck carrying corn
Steam Profile
3DS: 3454-0268-5595 Battle.net: SteelAngel#1772
Steam Profile
3DS: 3454-0268-5595 Battle.net: SteelAngel#1772
An interesting way to end that article: Now here's a profile of a completely unrelated species of spider that does like to live in houses with you.
That's words to live by.
Steam Profile
3DS: 3454-0268-5595 Battle.net: SteelAngel#1772
:whistle: I love you. You love me.
I WILL NEVER SET YOU FREE :hydra: :whistle:
It was digging into her