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The 2017 Sexiest Dictator [chat]

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    GatorGator An alligator in Scotland Registered User regular
    Emomalii Rahmon, President of Tadjikistan
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    reporting back from that porn subreddit: a lot of posts slamming randy, gearbox, and battleborn

    the actual porn there involves a battleborn character being roughly fucked by most of the characters of overwatch

    apt, if a little too on the nose

    This is like legit rock bottom for Gearbox

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Gator wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    reporting back from that porn subreddit: a lot of posts slamming randy, gearbox, and battleborn

    the actual porn there involves a battleborn character being roughly fucked by most of the characters of overwatch

    apt, if a little too on the nose

    This is like legit rock bottom for Gearbox

    o hai mark

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    King Abdullah II bin Al Hussein, King of Jordan
    Pony wrote: »
    god randy pitchford is so

    ...sad

    It doesn't help that his name makes him sound like a pornstar.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    god randy pitchford is so

    ...sad

    Maybe he really thinks Colonial Marines is good

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm only sad that battleborn was demolished so utterly in the overwatch-battleborn "fight" because its art style had something a little interesting to it while overwatch.... myyyeeeeh.

    as for how good the games are, no idea

    and gearbox can be real shitty so

    Have you checked out Gigantic? It's somewhat visually similar to Battleborn, but with much better character design.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Alexander Lukashenko, President of Belarus
    Elki wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm only sad that battleborn was demolished so utterly in the overwatch-battleborn "fight" because its art style had something a little interesting to it while overwatch.... myyyeeeeh.

    as for how good the games are, no idea

    and gearbox can be real shitty so

    Have you checked out Gigantic? It's somewhat visually similar to Battleborn, but with much better character design.

    gave it a cursory glance, yeah

    it's not a genre that interests me but I do enjoy art design

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    FF15 so dark

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    FF15 so dark

    Like the wine-dark sea?

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    King Abdullah II bin Al Hussein, King of Jordan
    What the heck is this battleborn game

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    There's something off with the camera. Am I crazy?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCpDmVHSPik

    It focuses on the enemy like it should but it flits around all over the place so quickly, it's distracting.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    This Randy stuff is making me cringe.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    Elki wrote: »
    This Randy stuff is making me cringe.

    It's been a rough year.
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
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    emnmnme wrote: »
    There's something off with the camera. Am I crazy?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCpDmVHSPik

    It focuses on the enemy like it should but it flits around all over the place so quickly, it's distracting.

    It seems like the camera is moving from position to position almost instantly, instead of having the camera transitioning from the old spot to the new spot

    Reminds me of Overwatch's spectator mode, they had to slow down the camera's speed so that it would feel better for viewers

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    I made yakisoba for dinner and it was delicious

    Fuck the haters

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    yucky sober

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    ain't it always

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    So It Goes wrote: »
    What the heck is this battleborn game

    Gearbox's moba-ish shooter. It launched around the same time as Overwatch, so they were made into competitors on some corners on internet. A one sided competition, really. You could play Overwatch and not know about Battleborn, but conversation around Battleborn was dominated by comparisons with Overwatch.

    It did not do well, which started one of those feeding frenzies of negative news and conversation exacerbated by some poor decisions by its developer.

    I played the beta and it was alright, but everyone I play on Xbox with (desc, castle, shark, jake, elementb, porp) was getting Overwatch so I wasn't gonna be playing some other game solo.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    reporting back from that porn subreddit: a lot of posts slamming randy, gearbox, and battleborn

    the actual porn there involves a battleborn character being roughly fucked by most of the characters of overwatch

    apt, if a little too on the nose

    Overwatch has a lot of characters.

    That's a lot of people to be fucking one person

    I mean, one time I saw this 40-on-1 lesbian bukkake movie but

    I'm still trying to figure out what lesbian bukkake actually entails

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    Burnage wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    reporting back from that porn subreddit: a lot of posts slamming randy, gearbox, and battleborn

    the actual porn there involves a battleborn character being roughly fucked by most of the characters of overwatch

    apt, if a little too on the nose

    Overwatch has a lot of characters.

    That's a lot of people to be fucking one person

    I mean, one time I saw this 40-on-1 lesbian bukkake movie but

    I'm still trying to figure out what lesbian bukkake actually entails
    well there's this thing called "futanari"

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    reporting back from that porn subreddit: a lot of posts slamming randy, gearbox, and battleborn

    the actual porn there involves a battleborn character being roughly fucked by most of the characters of overwatch

    apt, if a little too on the nose

    Overwatch has a lot of characters.

    That's a lot of people to be fucking one person

    I mean, one time I saw this 40-on-1 lesbian bukkake movie but

    I'm still trying to figure out what lesbian bukkake actually entails

    I will guess hosepipes spraying oil or some kind of glycerol

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Look it's before 9am and this sort of thing is just not morning [chat] material.

    I had a muffin this morning and some tea, and a yoghurt. I am shaking off feelings of annoyance with a bad book I finished last night that garnered many literary prizes in Europe, making me almost yearn for Brexit if this is the sort of thing they're hailing as a masterpiece over there.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Look it's before 9am and this sort of thing is just not morning [chat] material.

    I had a muffin this morning and some tea, and a yoghurt. I am shaking off feelings of annoyance with a bad book I finished last night that garnered many literary prizes in Europe, making me almost yearn for Brexit if this is the sort of thing they're hailing as a masterpiece over there.

    What book

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Must escort someone for a long time without being detected for 100%. This is actually hard.

    Mission begins with 5 minute unskippable run to meet them that must be redone every time you reattempt getting 100%.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Wow

    Okay Subnautica is a pretty solid game, at least based on the beginning area. Really gorgeous and immersive in VR.

    But unfortunately my thalassophobia is too strong to actually progress, since progression is pretty much "go deeper".

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    And of course by hard I mean Brotherhood's definition of hard.

    Which is must learn ideal path through trial and error because fuck you.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    I broke down and bought Elite Dangerous.

    Then I further broke down and bought a throttle/joystick and what is basically a rumble pack for your chair.

    VR might ruin me.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    and unskippable cutscenes to rewatch of course

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    VH, break down and buy VR stuff for me

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    VH, break down and buy VR stuff for me

    ew no why would i do anything nice for someone else?

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Ah jeez, I think Subnautica is really rough on my eyes too. I have eye strain pain and a headache.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    I'd kill that duck

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    DUE hope you're alright bro.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    kedinik wrote: »
    What book

    The Truth About The Harry Quebert Affair.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    I'm going to get an egg timer for the bathroom. This is kind of getting ridiculous.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Hello goosers.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    I'm going to get an egg timer for the bathroom. This is kind of getting ridiculous.

    Why are you cooking eggs in the bathroom.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    I'm going to get an egg timer for the bathroom. This is kind of getting ridiculous.

    Why are you cooking eggs in the bathroom.
    The tub adds that special flavor to boiled eggs.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Coinage wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    I'm going to get an egg timer for the bathroom. This is kind of getting ridiculous.

    Why are you cooking eggs in the bathroom.
    The tub adds that special flavor to boiled eggs.

    Oh yeah that does make sense. Carry on then.

    Neco on
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