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misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
Hey,

I found a condo for sale in NY.

37 total rooms.
14 bedrooms.
16 total bathrooms (12 full, 4 half).
25,546 sq. feet of living space.
1,245 sq. foot outdoor 4th floor patio.

31.75 million dollars.

I ask you... How does one go about selling a place like this? And what would anyone ever need with that much space? 16 bathrooms... REALLY?

Anyone else looking to buy something out there in the world to live in?

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    split it with hella other people, bam

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    lookin' for a house in the next couple months with some friends for school close to UCF that isn't crime-ridden

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    thanks for the info

    I needed a summer home

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    should be a bunch of good deals around orlando these days

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    We're buying a house near Atlanta sometime this year. It's hard to house hunt when you live 5 hours away.

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yeah, if you're looking for a place that doesn't have 16 bathrooms, you can find some amazing deals.

    I found a 2-BR, 7 room victorian for 195!

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Hey,

    I found a condo for sale in NY.

    37 total rooms.
    14 bedrooms.
    16 total bathrooms (12 full, 4 half).
    25,546 sq. feet of living space.
    1,245 sq. foot outdoor 4th floor patio.

    31.75 million dollars.

    I ask you... How does one go about selling a place like this? And what would anyone ever need with that much space? 16 bathrooms... REALLY?

    Anyone else looking to buy something out there in the world to live in?

    You sure this isn't a complex of several condos/apartments?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    should be a bunch of good deals around orlando these days

    yeah, a friend of mine is already up there searching since his lease is up at the end of the Summer. His mom did real estate for years, so he knows the business pretty well; he's gonna shop around and narrow it down to a couple places, then I'm gonna drive up with the gf and take a looksee.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I haven't looked for an apartment in years, but that is my project for this weekend

    not really excited about the process but hey, you do what you gotta

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    DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm moving to Austin either very soon or at the end of the summer. I do not look forward to finding an apartment becuase I don't know the town at all.

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Hey,

    I found a condo for sale in NY.

    37 total rooms.
    14 bedrooms.
    16 total bathrooms (12 full, 4 half).
    25,546 sq. feet of living space.
    1,245 sq. foot outdoor 4th floor patio.

    31.75 million dollars.

    I ask you... How does one go about selling a place like this? And what would anyone ever need with that much space? 16 bathrooms... REALLY?

    Anyone else looking to buy something out there in the world to live in?

    You sure this isn't a complex of several condos/apartments?

    Yes. I checked many times. It's one giant condo.

    You should see the goddamn pictures... Chandeliers in EVERY room...

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    should be a bunch of good deals around orlando these days

    yeah, a friend of mine is already up there searching since his lease is up at the end of the Summer. His mom did real estate for years, so he knows the business pretty well; he's gonna shop around and narrow it down to a couple places, then I'm gonna drive up with the gf and take a looksee.

    rock on

    we appraise a lot of stuff up there, mostly the big new subdivisions

    orlando and fort myers are in pretty bad shape, which is good for buyers, but fannie mae just added a mess of new restrictions so some of the newer complexes are having trouble selling because buyers can't get mortgages

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That is a lot of poopers

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BigDes wrote: »
    That is a lot of poopers

    I might request a showing... Just to see it in person...

    I will be sure to drop a MAJOR deuce in one of their bathrooms.

    Or I could eat a TON of tacos the night before and take a dump in all of them...

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Drool wrote: »
    I'm moving to Austin either very soon or at the end of the summer. I do not look forward to finding an apartment becuase I don't know the town at all.
    what are you looking to spend, are you going to school, and where are you working?

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    On the other extreme I recently found out why my apartment was so cheap to buy.

    Fucking stupid leasing company.

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    eh, i may be looking for a place closer to work in the next few months or so. i'm just really loath to get too close to DC. maybe silver spring or bethesda or thereabouts.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    16 damn bathrooms
    depending on your pooping habits you could go weeks without using the same bowl twice

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    16 damn bathrooms
    depending on your pooping habits you could go weeks without using the same bowl twice

    or 3 days for the wook

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    if you rented it with a roommate you might go days or even weeks without seeing each other

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    looking to rent a house in Gainesville, FL next year. starting in the fall. i don't want to be in an apartment anymore. but the guy i was wanting to move in with is probably going to live with his cousins.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    if you rented it with a roommate you might go days or even weeks without seeing each other

    wake up in the middle of the night, hear someone rustling around in the closest kitchen, beat him senseless before you remember there's another name on the lease

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    lost in your own house.

    Like some sort of real House of Leaves, only without the metaphysical aspect.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    looking to rent a house in Gainesville, FL next year. starting in the fall. i don't want to be in an apartment anymore. but the guy i was wanting to move in with is probably going to live with his cousins.

    How many people are you hoping go in on it with you. Because if it's a lot you might want to consider asking Neville how well renting a house with a bunch of college kids has worked out for him.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I thought this thread was going to be about how you were buying a mansion with your vast sums of wealth.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Hey,

    I found a condo for sale in NY.

    37 total rooms.
    14 bedrooms.
    16 total bathrooms (12 full, 4 half).
    25,546 sq. feet of living space.
    1,245 sq. foot outdoor 4th floor patio.

    31.75 million dollars.

    I ask you... How does one go about selling a place like this? And what would anyone ever need with that much space? 16 bathrooms... REALLY?

    Anyone else looking to buy something out there in the world to live in?

    You sure this isn't a complex of several condos/apartments?

    Yes. I checked many times. It's one giant condo.

    You should see the goddamn pictures... Chandeliers in EVERY room...

    Yes we should see the goddamn pictures why havent you posted any

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I would like to move out of my parents house hella bad. Hopefully once this semester ends I can get a job and an apartment, though given the current job-availability round here, it's not looking hopeful.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    Fast food joints are always hiring.


    Always.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yeah but working fast food in Richmond would be like getting sodomized by a pack of great apes.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I worked at a ticket-booth at a movie theater until I moved away for college. it wasn't that bad, better than concession or fast-food.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    beggars cant be choosers

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The first theatre actually in the city proper opened here a month or so ago. They had about 3500 applicants for 300 positions, it was awful.

    Obviously I didn't get a job. Fuck.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    looking to rent a house in Gainesville, FL next year. starting in the fall. i don't want to be in an apartment anymore. but the guy i was wanting to move in with is probably going to live with his cousins.

    How many people are you hoping go in on it with you. Because if it's a lot you might want to consider asking Neville how well renting a house with a bunch of college kids has worked out for him.

    2, maybe 3. it would be a small place. also it would be friends that i've been very close with for a while now, so it's not like i'm going in with strangers. i've made that mistake before.

    oh, and my house is not going to be a damn sitcom setup consisting of Digipen's entire coding school. or as i like to call it

    Neville Theatre Group Presents: The All Asperger Ensemble

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    looking to rent a house in Gainesville, FL next year. starting in the fall. i don't want to be in an apartment anymore. but the guy i was wanting to move in with is probably going to live with his cousins.

    How many people are you hoping go in on it with you. Because if it's a lot you might want to consider asking Neville how well renting a house with a bunch of college kids has worked out for him.

    2, maybe 3. it would be a small place. also it would be friends that i've been very close with for a while now, so it's not like i'm going in with strangers. i've made that mistake before.

    oh, and my house is not going to be a damn sitcom setup consisting of Digipen's entire coding school. or as i like to call it

    Neville Theatre Group Presents: The All Asperger Ensemble

    ice cold

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm finding a bunch of 100-125k lofts and condos here in ATL


    The urge to buy is strong

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Our plan is to prey on the misery and suffering of others. Looking at buying a 3 bed 2 bath house for under 70k. Whooo foreclosures.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    looking to rent something like a 3/2 for around $1100 total rent per month

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    beggars cant be choosers

    They can choose between "Car died, need gas moneys" or "Mugged by ninjas, need moneys for kung-fu classes" though.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm finding a bunch of 100-125k lofts and condos here in ATL


    The urge to buy is strong

    Nah, buy that CTS instead.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm finding a bunch of 100-125k lofts and condos here in ATL


    The urge to buy is strong

    Nah, buy that CTS instead.

    Getting rid of a 500 payment for a 750 payment


    brilliant

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