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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    I just got the ay and en confused

    I read this twice -- carefully -- as "I just got the gay end confused"

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    Darmak wrote: »
    What happened? Did you stub your toe?

    nah. Defender is in his being superior to all those lesser beings mode again.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    potatoe wrote: »
    oh, i would never make fun of that brilliant man
    it was just an example

    this was meh.

    but seriously. make fun of him because of poor decisions, a dumb statement or his chimp like appearance. but nto cuz he is stressed out in a stressing situation.

    who is it you think you're winning points with here

    I don't know about you but it's getting me hot and bothered.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
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  • BeastehBeasteh RIP BIG CHRIZZLERegistered User regular
    not many of the threads here have made me cry in silent laughter

    but good God-damn

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    potatoe wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    oh, i would never make fun of that brilliant man
    it was just an example

    this was meh.

    but seriously. make fun of him because of poor decisions, a dumb statement or his chimp like appearance. but nto cuz he is stressed out in a stressing situation.

    are you rating my posts?

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  • NikolaiNikolai HHHEHEHE That one tasted purpleRegistered User regular
    dang buster that was a pretty sick burn bro.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    who is it you think you're winning points with here

    rofl

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    umm

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    potatoe wrote: »
    are you rating my posts?

    yes

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  • KovakKovak Registered User
    i keep reading this thread title in the professor brothers voice

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    who is it you think you're winning points with here

    rofl

    Keep going, I'm almost there.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I assure you the piano playing muppet dog doesn't care about your posts

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    i havent pooped since sunday morning (that one was a burner) and dont have any urge to whatsoever. i have eaten a regular amount of food in that time period. it is now thursday morning.

    i think my poop is sneaking away while i sleep

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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    Can we just get back to talking about pooping in the ladies' room when you are, in fact, a dude? All this fighting is making my soul unhappy. :(

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  • pinenut_canarypinenut_canary Registered User
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Kovak wrote: »
    i keep reading this thread title in the professor brothers voice

    Now read the OP in it

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  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    Who wants to play battleshits?

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    i pooped the biggest poop this morning
    piled out of the water big

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Can we just get back to talking about pooping in the ladies' room when you are, in fact, a dude? All this fighting is making my soul unhappy. :(

    No I can't.

    :|

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.

    ahahaha

    this is the best story

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    potatoe wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    oh, i would never make fun of that brilliant man
    it was just an example

    this was meh.

    but seriously. make fun of him because of poor decisions, a dumb statement or his chimp like appearance. but nto cuz he is stressed out in a stressing situation.

    are you rating my posts?

    This post is a 6 on the ugly scale of 1 to Gary Busey.

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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Can we just get back to talking about pooping in the ladies' room when you are, in fact, a dude? All this fighting is making my soul unhappy. :(

    No I can't.

    :|
    I don't like it when mommy and daddy yell. It makes me cry.

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    potatoe wrote: »
    i pooped the biggest poop this morning
    piled out of the water big

    I pooped a pretty big one I think but it all disappeared down the drain before I ever flushed it.

    Ghost poop.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Who wants to play battleshits?

    When I used to sell computers to foreign girls at Circuit City this was all I could think about

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  • Anjin-SanAnjin-San That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    potatoe wrote: »
    i pooped the biggest poop this morning
    piled out of the water big

    goddamn it

    you probably left the door open too, didn't you

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Can we just get back to talking about pooping in the ladies' room when you are, in fact, a dude? All this fighting is making my soul unhappy. :(

    No I can't.

    :|
    I don't like it when mommy and daddy yell. It makes me cry.

    "Munkus I have a hypo, let's say you pooping in the..."

    "I'm going to have to stop you right there."

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i pooped the biggest poop this morning
    piled out of the water big

    goddamn it

    you probably left the door open too, didn't you
    "You guys, come look at this poo I made! It's huge!"

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    I have had awesome poops lately. Hard, yet not uncomfortable one piecers with little to no wiping needed.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    I once walked into the ladies room at a rays game

    and stood there for 2 minutes before I noticed the lack of urinals and the large amount of women

    I wish I could say I was drunk, but sadly I was just dumb

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Jordyn wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    oh, i would never make fun of that brilliant man
    it was just an example

    this was meh.

    but seriously. make fun of him because of poor decisions, a dumb statement or his chimp like appearance. but nto cuz he is stressed out in a stressing situation.

    are you rating my posts?

    This post is a 6 on the ugly scale of 1 to Gary Busey.

    you leave Wook out of this!

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.

    My god, This is now my new favourite thing.

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i pooped the biggest poop this morning
    piled out of the water big

    goddamn it

    you probably left the door open too, didn't you
    "You guys, come look at this poo I made! It's huge!"

    i wish
    i live with girls, not of them care about my awesome poops

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Who wants to play battleshits?

    When I used to sell computers to foreign girls at Circuit City this was all I could think about

    heh heh

    Nothing's better than trying to make a sale while resisting the urge to burst out laughing. 'Cause you know your sale is done for if you do.

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I once walked into the ladies room at a rays game

    and stood there for 2 minutes before I noticed the lack of urinals and the large amount of women

    I wish I could say I was drunk, but sadly I was just dumb

    This is why I always look for urinals whenever I go into a bathroom
    I just need that extra assurance from now on

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  • Anjin-SanAnjin-San That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i pooped the biggest poop this morning
    piled out of the water big

    goddamn it

    you probably left the door open too, didn't you
    "You guys, come look at this poo I made! It's huge!"

    naw, i never had the pleasure of looking at his turds

    it happened a few times

    he'd hop out of the bathroom and the fan was on

    but lo and behold, blasted in the face with a stank wave

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    Buster, you are quite strange.

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I once walked into the ladies room at a rays game

    and stood there for 2 minutes before I noticed the lack of urinals and the large amount of women

    I wish I could say I was drunk, but sadly I was just dumb

    Before they demolished the Kingdome, I once went to the men's restroom (I don't go to many ballgames and hadn't been there in a few years) and started pissing into this funky circular urinal that I realized was a communal sink halfway through. I decided the best course of action was to just finish up and leave without making a fuss.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    doorbell and I were in a bagel shop yesterday and a guy walks in and goes up to the counter behind us

    the guy manning the counter just goes "man, you look JUST like gary busey." the customer laughs nervously and tries to change the subject but the bagelman just says "no, seriously, you look exactly like him!"

    I mean

    owch

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  • BeastehBeasteh RIP BIG CHRIZZLERegistered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.

    My god, This is now my new favourite thing.

    holy shit

  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    potatoe wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i pooped the biggest poop this morning
    piled out of the water big

    goddamn it

    you probably left the door open too, didn't you
    "You guys, come look at this poo I made! It's huge!"

    i wish
    i live with girls, not of them care about my awesome poops
    Their loss.

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