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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Why stop at one?

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    IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I read about a one-eyed dude who put in a camera to replace his missing eye

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    like a cellphone camera?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I wanted to join the coast guard but I was too old.

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Only young hotties need apply

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i'd get all kinds of rad eyeballs if i had a glass eye, like the bad guy from The Last Action Hero or Butcher Bill from Gangs of New York

    Oh man tapping the eye with a huge knife is a thing I would do every 10 minutes on the dot

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    NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I was gonna join the Army. But then I got Corhns and the army don't take no sickly folks.

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    Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Are we poking peoples' eyes out in here?

    Is that what we do?

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i'd get all kinds of rad eyeballs if i had a glass eye, like the bad guy from The Last Action Hero or Butcher Bill from Gangs of New York

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    Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Gatsby wrote: »
    If I had a glass eyeball I'd have it facing forward and then look at lady parts, when accused I'll just say the real eye that's looking is my fake one.

    Just put a screw in your eye like that guy in that dinosaur movie.

    You know the one.

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    PedantophilePedantophile Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sorry I'm late to the party...
    Umaro wrote: »
    Those are SEALs, and unless you're hardcore crazy you should probably steer clear of that route! There's also aviation ordnancemen, whose job it is to load missiles and other munitions onto airplanes.
    My rating was the latter and I've worked with the former. I wouldn't recommend AO as you're going to run into some real knuckle draggers in that group, and it's not exactly glamorous work (although it can be fun depending on what 'Ron you get assigned to.) Personally I'd say AE or AT to be the more technically interesting ratings (this is all from my perspective, so YMMV.) I highly recommend an airman rating though.

    Regarding SEALs, stay the hell away. There is a very specific psychological mindset that these guys require (in addition to the physical requirements, which are extreme.) If you are really interested in bomb disposal, you can try for EOD, but the training is still pretty tough (I believe they go through the same BUDs program that the SEALs do) and you're likely to serve in a combat zone.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I would obviously have a glass eye and an eye patch. Switch out as the situation dictates.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    glass eye in one socket, eye patch over the other

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    CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Shorty wrote: »
    I used to be in the Navy. It's not an experience I recommend. Here are some things to keep in mind:

    Very few, if any, of our country's military engagements are justified, ethically, politically or otherwise.

    You will be sold a picture of nobility and brotherhood. This is a farce. Instead, you will find the same ignorance, stupidity, hatred, intolerance and other bullshit that you will find in any other area of humanity, coupled with a blind devotion to tradition.

    You will be paid a salary which will, at first, seem like a fairly outlandish sum, especially if you're young. However, once you become acquainted with the degree of bureacracy and bullshit that is inherent in a single day of military life, the true value of your salary will become apparent: it is a pittance. The combat pay is especially insulting; the added risk of combat conveys a monthly bonus of a few hundred dollars.

    Should you decide that all of this is acceptable, and that the benefits of the military outweigh any ethical, economic, or philosophical objections you might have, I will give you one piece of advice. It will help you more than anything else anyone might tell you, more than you will know. Mind your own business. Not anyone else's. You see someone doing something incorrectly or something ethically wrong, or anything of that nature, no matter how big or small, you keep your goddamned mouth shut. What did you see? Nothing. You didn't see shit. Don't lie. If asked, and especially if ordered, tell the truth. Don't volunteer. Should you ignore this, you will at best be perceived as a know-it-all, at worst a traitor. Neither are opinions you want in the men who will be sleeping next to you. That's all.

    I have to say my experience was completely different, in the Army. In my unit we were encouraged to point out the correct way things were to be done. I was especially encouraged to do this by my first NCO. You did things the right way and made sure the people around you did also. If they didn't' like it, fuck them, they're not your friends if they're doing the wrong shit.

    The brotherhood thing is real, to a point. When your out actually doing shit, people will look out for each other. When you're off duty, or even just not currently training, you're going to have your friendship groups same as in civilian life. some people you're going to hate, other like, ect...ect.

    I can only guess you were in a real shitty unit.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I find the amount of masturbating public figures have to do the Military pretty irritating.

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    CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have no romance about the military and I'm glad you said what you said, Shorty, but I am an idealist and a loud mouth. I guess that's why I'd rather be a know-it-all officer than a know-it-all grunt. At least the pay is better.

    As an officer you will only spend a few years actually leading anyone. For the most part, silver bar LT's are the only officers that really lead troops. Butter bars mostly jsut keep their moths shut and learn what it is to be a soldier. Once you make O2 you'll actually be in a position to lead some troops. Once you really know what you're doing you'll be a Captain and no longer leading anybody but just pushing paper and telling your LT's what you want done.

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You have to masturbate a lot in the military

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    CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You have to masturbate a lot in the military

    I find I did less, you don't get as much privacy.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Cabe where on the ladder are you allowed to feed on the hearts of the deceased to gain their strength?

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    Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You have to masturbate a lot in the military

    Orders from the top

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    CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Cabe where on the ladder are you allowed to feed on the hearts of the deceased to gain their strength?

    I was enlisted, I'm pretty sure that's an officer thing. I think it starts at O2.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You know what's cool?

    Canada's getting a big squadron of F-35s to replace the CF-18

    Take that other countries with your non-stealth air-forces

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Man, shorty seems like kind of a cock

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    You know what's cool?

    Canada's getting a big squadron of F-35s to replace the CF-18

    Take that other countries with your non-stealth air-forces

    Oh good you can put them on your aircraft carri-BAHAHAHAHAHAHA what in gods name would you need airplanes for??

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Cabezone wrote: »
    I have no romance about the military and I'm glad you said what you said, Shorty, but I am an idealist and a loud mouth. I guess that's why I'd rather be a know-it-all officer than a know-it-all grunt. At least the pay is better.

    As an officer you will only spend a few years actually leading anyone. For the most part, silver bar LT's are the only officers that really lead troops. Butter bars mostly jsut keep their moths shut and learn what it is to be a soldier. Once you make O2 you'll actually be in a position to lead some troops. Once you really know what you're doing you'll be a Captain and no longer leading anybody but just pushing paper and telling your LT's what you want done.
    Shoot, now I'm starting to feel all romantic again.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    You know what's cool?

    Canada's getting a big squadron of F-35s to replace the CF-18

    Take that other countries with your non-stealth air-forces

    Oh good you can put them on your aircraft carri-BAHAHAHAHAHAHA what in gods name would you need airplanes for??

    cleaning up our mess down in afghanistan, mostly

    but we're trying to do that now

    and people hate it! why sacrifice american lives! canada was doing that!

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i'd get all kinds of rad eyeballs if i had a glass eye, like the bad guy from The Last Action Hero or Butcher Bill from Gangs of New York

    Oh man tapping the eye with a huge knife is a thing I would do every 10 minutes on the dot

    Someone comes into the same bathroom as you

    As they finish up they check their watch, just hit ten past nine on the dot

    Then behind them in one of the stalls they hear it, faintly but with distinction

    tink tink tink

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    You know what's cool?

    Canada's getting a big squadron of F-35s to replace the CF-18

    Take that other countries with your non-stealth air-forces

    Now you guys can have arguments about the F-22 vs. F-35 just like us!

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    You know what's cool?

    Canada's getting a big squadron of F-35s to replace the CF-18

    Take that other countries with your non-stealth air-forces

    Now you guys can have arguments about the F-22 vs. F-35 just like us!

    Now ya got me googling it!

    Holy crap are all F-35s VTOL? If that's the case then I'll take them over F-22s thanks

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    RadiationRadiation Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    They have a few different varients pending on what the need is. The VTOL is sold to the Navy.
    Wiki says:
    The F-35 has three different models; one is a conventional takeoff and landing variant, the second is a short take off and vertical-landing variant, and the third is a carrier-based variant.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F-35_Lightning_II

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    You know what's cool?

    Canada's getting a big squadron of F-35s to replace the CF-18

    Take that other countries with your non-stealth air-forces

    oh cool you're nearly as advanced as other such military superpowers as australia

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Australia leads the world in the giant knife industry, though.

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    NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    knoifs

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    PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Now let us never speak of Australia ever again.

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Cabezone wrote: »
    You have to masturbate a lot in the military

    I find I did less, you don't get as much privacy.

    Privacy? Oh shi-

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Dammit leave Australia out of this

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    CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The F-35 seems it will be rife with as many problems as the F-22 had.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    The F-35 seems it will be rife with as many problems as the F-22 had.

    But its number is so high...

    Also it looks like a spaceship wooosh.

    Also also this shit:

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    PedantophilePedantophile Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    Man, shorty seems like kind of a cock
    This would go a long way in explaining why he disliked his experience in the military.

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