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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You can try and get a desk job.

    still gotta make it through training though

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Chair force motherfucker.

    The training is kind of a bitch though if you are gonna be an officer

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Problem with joining the military is that you gotta be able to kill people when you're told to and not ask why until after they're dead.

    that's what training is for

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Tim O'Brien was frontline infantry in 'Nam. You want to know how many people he saw in combat?

    One.

    For every person on the front line there literally 9 in the rear.

    Innuendo.

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    The training is kind of a bitch though if you are gonna be an officer

    why do you say that?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i think the real problem here is that i'll do anything keith david tells me to

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Lockout wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    The training is kind of a bitch though if you are gonna be an officer

    why do you say that?

    I had a friend who had to drop out of field training. Also field training prep looked hard. I mean this was just the Air Force so maybe compared to the marines or something it is easy.

    It just sounded hard from what everyone was telling me.

    Really wish I wasn't a crazy person and had to leave

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    See, joining the military is something I might seriously consider if I wasn't such a shrimp. I say go for it Metz, I hope it makes you happy.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The thing about OCS or OTS or whatever the fuck you want to call it-- being an officer, I mean-- is that you have to go through boot camp, then go through another six weeks of boot camp, all the while writing papers and going to calls. People can deal with one or the other, but dealing with both tends to be a bit much.

    Personally, I don't plan to get into the shit if I'm not a 2nd Lieutenant.

    'Cause fuck being a grunt.

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I will have have a Russian degree if everything goes swimmingly in the next couple years, and with that hopefully I will actually be fluent! I figure that if I don't have a job lined up when I graduate, I'll probably join the Army as military intelligence. Do my 4 years active duty, then look for a job at the State Department or the CIA or NSA or DIA or maybe I'll really like the military!

    I've thought about how fascinating it would be to on the ground as an infantry officer in Afghanistan. Terrible as well, but it's still got to be an incredibly interesting and challenging job. I don't know if there's anything better than the military to really teach someone to lead.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I realize I'm on a forum and I'm tipsy and both of these things tend to cause a large amount of arrogance and bullshitting, but I would really like to be a Ranger, at minimum. I know I can do it. I'm smart enough and physical exertion doesn't scare me. I could do it and the more I think about it, the more time goes on, the more than kind of thing weighs on me. It's a now or never type of prospect.

    And on another tppic, I read the book Rogue Warrior a few years back (right before I read Band of Brothers-- my psyche hasn't been the same since) and while that book is almost certainly 65% full of shit, it hit on more than a few interesting points. The first one is that you don't need to be buff or athelitic or whatever to be a Navy SEAL. You just need to want it. Dick Marcinko, who wrote the book started the program alongside guys who were 120 pounds and guys who could be centers for the Raiders and the guy who ended up passing was a waif. The difference was that he wanted to be a SEAL more than the guys who were in tip top shape.

    There's another story from Marcinko-- which, again, is probably BS-- about a guy during SEAL training who was undergoing an excercise where you have two buckets full of rocks and you have to swim across an Olympic-sized pool, hauling them the whole way. And everyone swam the length of the pool with the buckets in their hands. Then this one guy swam to the bottom of the pool, grabbed the buckets and walked ten feet, then dropped them and swam up, got his breath, and swam down, picked up the buckets and walked another ten feet. He did this until he got to the end of the pool and the guy in charge yelled at him, "Son, what the fuck are you doing?"

    And the guy replies, "I can't swim, sir!"

    The officer looks at him and says, "Hell, we can teach you to swim!"

    Naturally, that guy ended up as a SEAL.

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  • Frosty the Snow PlowFrosty the Snow Plow Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    To be fair, determination is kinda what separates the great from the good for most things in life, training to be a SEAL or otherwise.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Thank you for saying that, because that was a point I wanted to bring up.

    But, again-- I'm tipsy.

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    If it's something you really want, then go for it. Don't want to see yourself 15 years down the road saying to yourself "Damn I wish I had joined."

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I wanna join chair force one, special weapons and space shuttle door gunner's squad.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yeah, I've said that before, I'd rather regret joining than not joining.

    Even though, I've found you to be a terrible poster, there are wisdom in your words.

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yeah, I've said that before, I'd rather regret joining than not joining.

    Even though, I've found you to be a terrible poster, there are wisdom in your words.

    Your words sting me so. And then they soothe that sting.

    Good luck joining.

    Edit: To anyone thinking of joining the military as an officer, check the opportunities they have for college. There are so many programs that you can get into that get you either a stipend or pay your tuition until you graduate. Yes, you are signing 4-6 years of your life away, but if you were planning on it anyways, why not?

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PI, you are an eloquent drunkard.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm a louder drunkard than I am anything else.

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Join the Coast Guard. Its mostly a pretty sweet gig.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Except that you have to join the Coast Guard.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    coast guard = puddle pirates

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  • Frosty the Snow PlowFrosty the Snow Plow Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I would join the military but, like, I really like personal freedom and schedule flexibility.

    A little ironic, soldiers give up their personal freedom so that you don't have to...and occasionally their lives.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    perfectly good ied fodder and no branch wants me

    :(

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sweet gig right here neener neener

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Joining the military is like anything else-- it's not for everybody, which is why conscription tends to be stupid.

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  • RadiationRadiation Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    'Cause fuck being a grunt.

    Enlisted does not equal grunt. So sweeping generalizations are awesome. But given the option, and if you enjoy the job, then fuck yeah go Officer.

    There are indeed several options to go Officer, OTS/OCS, ROTC (helps pay for college too.), going to an acadamy. Hell, there are a bunch of options going Enlisted to Officer if you're motivated enough.

    Also, those of you who want to join but dont want to commit as much, the Gaurd or Reserves may be a viable option. Yeah you still sign a contract, still get deployed, etc. But a lot of people have found it to be the perfect balance between the desire to join, and still having a lot of freedom.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm not talking shit on enlisted me, but I figure if I've got the option to be a CO, then I'm going to grab it. I'd rather lead than follow.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    is this a feeling bad thread

    hello metz

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    No. There's plenty of those, but his has got a bit more oomph to it than just a what-does-it-all-mean thread, as is demonstrated by the thread's contents.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am accelerating my computer in a few days.

    Just scored a measly 8000 some in 3dmark...

    Gonna blow that out of the water with my new bits I think.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fuck off, will ya?

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You... you are drunk you don't mean that...

    I am going to run away and join the circus.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    oh ok

    you are generally reliable PI

    i don't want to read these eight pages

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Orik, I am reliable in only one thing:
    To fink on bad threads.

    You are a mod. I'm sure you're aware of this already. I have narc in my blood.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Except for the Webcomic thread, which is like reporting a natural disaster blowing through a red light.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The military is awesome except for when my brother in law has to leave.

    My sister is telling him he can reenlist when he gets back, though.

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  • Frosty the Snow PlowFrosty the Snow Plow Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Radiation wrote: »
    Also, those of you who want to join but dont want to commit as much, the Gaurd or Reserves may be a viable option. Yeah you still sign a contract, still get deployed, etc. But a lot of people have found it to be the perfect balance between the desire to join, and still having a lot of freedom.

    I'll have to look into that. Anything you can tell me google won't?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Being in the military is a lot like being a cop. It's something a lot of men want to do and having families is something a lot of men want to do, but being away from home and having the stress of fighting crime or terrorism or whatever else is not something that tends to make up a healthy relationship, which is a fucking shame.

    It's gotta be like dating a monk.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i wonder if I'll get all bitter and hateful like druhim

    i bet druhim could have been a good cop

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