There was a girl in my class named Bliss Honeysuckle.
See this is why everyone needs pets.
So you can call them really retarded names and get it the hell out of your system by the time you get old enough to have small people you can go. Do you know what? After 10 years Bliss Honeysuckle is a stupid name. Let's name this kid Belinda instead (please note I really dislike the name Belinda it just popped into my head but it's still shitloads better than Bliss Honeysuckle).
One of my friends named his son (well really I'm guessing his wife did) Jaxon as opposed to Jackson. I feel sorry for the child, mainly because his mother's a selfish-attention seeking whore but also because of his name.
I have never heard my last name pronounced properly even after I tell people how to say it, even people I went to school with for ten years. Some dumb mother fucker thought that replacing all the v's in my name with w's it would be a sure fire way to get it right. I'm moving to Russia.
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See this is why everyone needs pets.
So you can call them really retarded names and get it the hell out of your system by the time you get old enough to have small people you can go. Do you know what? After 10 years Bliss Honeysuckle is a stupid name. Let's name this kid Belinda instead (please note I really dislike the name Belinda it just popped into my head but it's still shitloads better than Bliss Honeysuckle).
One of my friends named his son (well really I'm guessing his wife did) Jaxon as opposed to Jackson. I feel sorry for the child, mainly because his mother's a selfish-attention seeking whore but also because of his name.
Satans..... hints.....
I was a freshman when he was a senior, so it ain't like I really knew the dude, but his name was legendary, even years after I graduated
oh he's so dapper in his cowboy hat and his loose-fist-under-the-chin pose
oh thor pudlick, you're a real ladykiller
oh but look, he has a playful side, as well!
*swoon*
Puklick?
man, show the pooor Pudlik a little respect, why don't ya
I mean
the guy's name is Thor Pudlik for god's sake
throw the motherfucker a bone
what, you thought I was lying?
motherfuckin Thor Pudlik.
What exactly would I have to gain from lying to you about strange names I know?
probably some gay homecoming event, where seven people all dress up in stupid themes each week
diaper day
farmer day
your mother day
yadda yadda yadda
Money, women, power.
Satans..... hints.....
I just didn't think he'd be that bad somehow.
I already got all that shit
and you motherfuckers don't
so why would I expect to get it from your dumb asses, huh?
the dude's name is fuckin Thor Pudlik, he went to school in a small town whose major industries were farming and logging
this ain't exactly a dapper dan production we're runnin here, girlface
Think about it.
Also, Hubertus Herring-Frankendorf. Okker Hennis. Ricardo Flamenbaum.
My god, I think it must be some kind of pre-requisite to have a funny sounding name in order to be published in a psychology journal.
Edit: None of those are as bad as Thor Pudlik though
Hey man I didn't know nothing but his name. For all I know Thor is the mother fucking valedictorian of the premier high school in the nation.
You mean as Fucking Awesome as THOR PUDLIK
The Thor part is awesome, I will grant you that. The Pudlik, less so.
He plays guitar in a band called Lore.
Apparently he ain't much for believing in destiny.
blade
long
as in
Long, Blade
that is how he himself pronounces it, but I'm not really sure how it's spelled
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I hate that fucking name.
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Whatcha doin, Daaaaa-vy?
Hating my name.
you?
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I know a guy called David James Gunn.
He plays trance and drum and bass.
Guess his DJ name.
edit: Sheri, I'm totally stealing your idea and making an avatar out of my open field likeness k
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COPYCAT
You can't be me.
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