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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • superezekielsuperezekiel Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i knew this was coming from a note that he left me, but @Sweeney Tom also got me The Tales of Beedle the Bard!
    yayy

    nah you misread it

    he got you Tales of Beetleborgs

    I'm jealous, send me a copy? I'll pay you in space bux.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    We live in an era when world peace is an unattainable goal, a dream at best, yet mystery people from the Internet can send us marshmallow penises as presents the day after Thanksgiving

    What an age we live in, god bless <3

    i thought they were from you

    hahaha

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i knew this was coming from a note that he left me, but @Sweeney Tom also got me The Tales of Beedle the Bard!
    yayy

    nah you misread it

    he got you Tales of Beetleborgs

    I'm jealous, send me a copy? I'll pay you in space bux.

    What is the ratio of space bux to Schrute Bucks to Stanley Nickels?

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Work has been such bullshit today. I got in at 5:30 this morning and worked damn near seven hours before I was able to even have a break, just constant running back and forth, taking care of dogs, grooming, etc. and just barely got off just before four. I am worn out and agitated as hell.

    I get home, realize I still have my mail key on me from the other night so I figure "hell, why not, there probably isn't anything but more credit card offers but I might as well look". First thing my eyes lock on when I open? A parcel box key! I gasp, oh what could it be? I unlock the door to find a small box from amazon and I basically make this face

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    My excitement grows, as I gather my other mail and take it all inside.
    Spoiler:

    Okami on
    Amazon | XBLive: OkiWolf
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    neville wrote:
    We live in an era when world peace is an unattainable goal, a dream at best, yet mystery people from the Internet can send us marshmallow penises as presents the day after Thanksgiving

    What an age we live in, god bless <3

    i thought they were from you

    hahaha

    Honestly

    Despite how nice and charitable and kind I am

    If I ever made marshmallow penises, or if I ever found a store that sold them

    I would never give them to anybody else, and I would never leave that store

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    itt we learn Sweeney Tom is a cockhound

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Okay, now that my abysmal shift for Black Friday is over, time to kick back, relax, and cyber shop until the cows and/or credit borough comes home.

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
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  • ZayZay Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Dear my Secret Satan,

    You are awesome.

    More Skylander stuff. My wrist is hurting, but this time from playing the Wii instead of masturbating.

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    This was supposed to say who it was from.

    er, so I heard anyway.....

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    If there are any cocks I can literally eat, you better damn well believe I ain't sharing with no one

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  • MarthMarth Contemplative Kermit Registered User regular
    Okami wrote:
    Work has been such bullshit today. I got in at 5:30 this morning and worked damn near seven hours before I was able to even have a break, just constant running back and forth, taking care of dogs, grooming, etc. and just barely got off just before four. I am worn out and agitated as hell.

    I get home, realize I still have my mail key on me from the other night so I figure "hell, why not, there probably isn't anything but more credit card offers but I might as well look". First thing my eyes lock on when I open? A parcel box key! I gasp, oh what could it be? I unlock the door to find a small box from amazon and I basically make this face

    HoRji.jpg

    My excitement grows, as I gather my other mail and take it all inside.
    Spoiler:

    Hooray! Yes, you have two more gifts at the post office.

    The World Ends With You is sooooooooooo good. Use headphones, the music is top-notch.

    Steam Xbox Live LoL: SadSchaub
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  • VivixenneVivixenne I will protect the innocent. Registered User regular
    oh man I LOVED The World Ends With You

    it was easily the game I played the mostest and finished the fastest on the DS

    and yes, the soundtrack is definitely ace

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    The World Ends With You is one of those games I'd buy for my pink DS if I had enough funds

    I've heard the soundtrack, and it's fantastic

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    This makes me even more excited, I think I'll be bringing my DS to work tomorrow then

    but for now, I've had Skyward Sword for a goddamn week and haven't been able to touch it due to working 9-10 hour days and being sick pretty much the entire time so I'm gonna go kick back with some of this fine peach lambic and save me a princess.

    Amazon | XBLive: OkiWolf
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  • VivixenneVivixenne I will protect the innocent. Registered User regular
    some people get a bit turned off by the "emo"-style dialogue that starts the game off

    but stick with it, it leads to better things

    1000x better things

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 The Cool Twin Registered User regular
    The World Ends With You is just fantastic, in every respect.

    Enjoy it!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I miss my DS sometimes

    I am not sure what happened to it

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I gave The World Ends With you maybe an hour but I didn't dig it at all

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    Amazon Wishlist | Steam | 3DS: 3497-0691-2891
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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I traded in my 3DS last month because I'd basically gotten it for free and then only ever played the Zelda remake

    I'll grab one again when they redesign it and there are more games

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    Amazon Wishlist | Steam | 3DS: 3497-0691-2891
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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 The Cool Twin Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    I gave The World Ends With you maybe an hour but I didn't dig it at all

    well, it gets much better as it goes on

    but it's not for everyone I suppose.

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  • ZonugalZonugal I still believe in heroes. Registered User regular
    I miss my DS sometimes

    I am not sure what happened to it

    The Lonliest Bastard...

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    god damnit

    that better not catch on

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Er...

    You know if you hadn't said anything, nobody would have noticed it especially or remembered it for later, right?

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." DON'T FREAK OUT HAIL SATAN
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    But now...

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." DON'T FREAK OUT HAIL SATAN
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Listen to what Lonely Salient has to say

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Lonely Salient isn't terrible

    It's about as melancholy as Lost Salient

    Not that I'm challenging you to come up with something better, like Loser Salient or Lumpy Salient, I'm just saying

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." DON'T FREAK OUT HAIL SATAN
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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    good call, Loose Salad

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  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    I prefer Lumpy Salient but Loose Salad IS p nice

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    There's a call here for Swarley

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    Amazon Wishlist | Steam | 3DS: 3497-0691-2891
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    You know that thing you do where you pretend you're turning a crank to roll up your middle finger

    I am doing that but with my thumb

    in fact, with both of my thumbs

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." DON'T FREAK OUT HAIL SATAN
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Zay wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Dear my Secret Satan,

    You are awesome.

    More Skylander stuff. My wrist is hurting, but this time from playing the Wii instead of masturbating.

    SecretSatan2011_Skylander2.jpg

    This was supposed to say who it was from.

    er, so I heard anyway.....

    I missed the info in the bottom of the box.

    Thanks Secret Satan Zay. You can get me the PS3 when you win the lottery or something.

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    You know that thing you do where you pretend you're turning a crank to roll up your middle finger

    I am doing that but with my thumb

    in fact, with both of my thumbs

    How can you crank both thumbs at the same time? What are you cranking with?

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    Now that the craziness that is Thanksgiving is over I present my presents:
    Spoiler:

    I am super excited because the notes lead me to believe I also have more presents coming.

    Thank you mysterious Satan.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    I adore Larper Salad

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Those doves are lovely

    And I only see 2 books there! Rough Justice looks good though.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    You know that thing you do where you pretend you're turning a crank to roll up your middle finger

    I am doing that but with my thumb

    in fact, with both of my thumbs

    How can you crank both thumbs at the same time? What are you cranking with?

    her prehensile lady dong

    god, you know nothing of the female body

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    Those doves are lovely

    And I only see 2 books there! Rough Justice looks good though.

    The packing slip said it was a partial shipment.

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  • ZayZay Registered User regular
    I just got gifted The Binding of Isaac, Dungeons of Dredmor and Poker Night at the Inventory by one "Not the Devil".

    Thanks, whoever you are Secret Satan!

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Those doves are lovely

    And I only see 2 books there! Rough Justice looks good though.

    The packing slip said it was a partial shipment.

    I'll admit it: I have the biggest hardon for Alex Ross art. All of it. I know it's not 'comic-y', but it's gorgeous. Usually, at least.

    9UsHUfk.jpgSteam
    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
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  • MarthMarth Contemplative Kermit Registered User regular
    My girlfriend just got a fancy new Galaxy S II. Satan, get me an iPhone 4S or something so I can keep up.

    Steam Xbox Live LoL: SadSchaub
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  • dear marth's satan: get him a razr

    not the new droid one

    the flip phone

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