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The Avengers! or why a Justice League film can't succeed!

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    when are they gonna take another crack at Howard The Duck

    or is he just ruined forever

    Disney is not a fan of Howard. Its obviously not a problem now but they always had problems with people thinking he was a Disney mascot.

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Now that you mention cartoons, they could just take the Justice League cartoon and Disney it up, give them a full-length movie.


    That was good stuff.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I was going to visit iron man when I go to 'merica.

    He's still real right?

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    bill bixby is why everyone knows who the hulk is

    everyone knows who spider-man is because everyone in the last fifty years has grown up watching spider-man cartoons

    kids who grew up in the nineties know who the x-men are because of that cartoon and arcades

    and captain america is a part of pop culture, though it pretty much took the captain america movie to convince everyone that he wasn't a jingoistic war relic

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Well, just about everyone knows Batman and Superman's origin, and most people understand the whole Wonder Woman thing (she had a tv show). The bigger problem with doing movies based on a lot of the other DC characters is that their origin stories are...well, kind of weak. I mean, I've read a lot of comics and to the best of my knowledge, Flash's origin is "hit by lightning, goes fast." There's no real need for a defining story for guys like the Flash.

    Lightning and chemicals.

    That's how science works.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    How would they even structure a Justice League film?

    Like who would they have be the villain and such?

    Darkseid seems the most likely

    I'd go with Starro though

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    fuck starro and darkseid

    despero

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Unless it's Marvel science, because then it's "somethingsomethingRADIATIONsomethingsomething".

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    fuck starro and darkseid

    despero

    I thought about him too, yeah

    but come on a giant starfish monster

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I support giant starfish monsters

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Zonugal wrote: »
    How would they even structure a Justice League film?

    Like who would they have be the villain and such?

    I dunno. But there are like nine different versions and reboots of their origin story to draw from, if not more. New Frontier might be a good place to draw from, at least in terms of the overall plot.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    is it wrong that I would like a film based off Kraven's Last Hunt

    would that even work

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    darkseid might be a bit much for an origin movie but I'm having trouble thinking of more extraterrestrial DC threats because DC cosmic stuff does not resonate with me at all

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    is it wrong that I would like a film based off Kraven's Last Hunt

    would that even work

    that seems like a prime candidate for one of those animated direct to dvd films they've done

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    darkseid might be a bit much for an origin movie but I'm having trouble thinking of more extraterrestrial DC threats because DC cosmic stuff does not resonate with me at all

    what about Prometheus

    halle berry could show up at the end and kick him in the nuts

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Well, just about everyone knows Batman and Superman's origin, and most people understand the whole Wonder Woman thing (she had a tv show). The bigger problem with doing movies based on a lot of the other DC characters is that their origin stories are...well, kind of weak. I mean, I've read a lot of comics and to the best of my knowledge, Flash's origin is "hit by lightning, goes fast." There's no real need for a defining story for guys like the Flash.

    I mean, it's down to the core difference between how Marvel does things and how DC does things, at a very generalized level. DC's always emphasized how their characters are iconic (which is why there are waaaaaaaaaay more legacy characters in DC than Marvel), which helps them stick in the public's consciousness for as long as they have. Marvel does more work emphasizing how their characters have flaws and personalities that are as important as their powers are in defining them, which makes it a little tougher to get people up to speed on who everyone is and what they're about.

    And I know, that's an incredible generalization, and it's not true for everything, but it's why I think DC could probably get away with just kicking everything off with a Justice League movie. Hell, I mean, a lot of DC's characters might only work if they get lumped in with Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman right at the start. I mean, Hawkman/Hawkgirl? That shit is weird. And Martian Manhunter's origin would work really well as part of the plot of a big team movie like Justice League anyways.

    But given DC's track record in movies, I don't have a whole lot of faith in their ability to pull it off. Outside of Nolan's Batman movies, they've shown a remarkable inability to translate what makes their characters so enduring in comics and cartoons and translate that to a movie. It's really disheartening.

    We've seen what The Avengers had to do to make this work. They had to do a simple story and plot it very strictly with things moving forward at a brisk case.

    The JL movie would have to do all that but would have to at least make token effort into explaining these characters.


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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    fuck it, throw the anti-monitor at them

    crisis on infinite dc movie universes

    ryan reynolds is the first against the wall followed by george clooney

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    i have a hatred of starro that stems from reading dc comics in the mid to late 2000s where every three months he was the villain in something else again

    also i keep waiting for misty to call him back and send out psyduck every time i see him

    also also keith david voicing a three eyed alien dictator is amazing to me forever

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Blackest Night

    zombies and superheroes, together on film for the first time

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    How would they even structure a Justice League film?

    Like who would they have be the villain and such?

    Darkseid seems the most likely

    I'd go with Starro though

    who's to say they wouldn't do a legion of doom sort of thing?

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    How would they even structure a Justice League film?

    Like who would they have be the villain and such?

    Darkseid seems the most likely

    I'd go with Starro though

    Do you think they would be blatant enough to use an extraterrestrial threat? I'm not sure. I'm really asking.

    Injustice League? Of course then you need to explain six or so more characters and nobody knows who the hell the Cheeta girl is or why that Gorilla is talking.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    when are they gonna take another crack at Howard The Duck

    or is he just ruined forever

    Disney is not a fan of Howard. Its obviously not a problem now but they always had problems with people thinking he was a Disney mascot.

    I don't care about another Howard movie

    what I want is a Howard/Donald crossover comic

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    is it wrong that I would like a film based off Kraven's Last Hunt

    would that even work

    that seems like a prime candidate for one of those animated direct to dvd films they've done

    I'd take it

    as long as it wasn't awful

    the marvel ones seem to be about 50/50 on that score

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Blackest Night

    zombies and superheroes, together on film for the first time

    That would be a fucking nightmare.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    well, there was that delightful the flash tv show so, flahs is covered. aquaman was on an episode of smallville, whatever we got this thing down people. we don't need no origins.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    How would they even structure a Justice League film?

    Like who would they have be the villain and such?

    Darkseid seems the most likely

    I'd go with Starro though

    who's to say they wouldn't do a legion of doom sort of thing?

    it's hard enough to make a movie with multiple heroes, let alone multiple antagonists as well

    I don't see that working too well

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Shorty wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    How would they even structure a Justice League film?

    Like who would they have be the villain and such?

    Darkseid seems the most likely

    I'd go with Starro though

    who's to say they wouldn't do a legion of doom sort of thing?

    well then you'd have to spend half the movie establishing who all those villains were, unless you want the legion of doom to be luthor, zod, the joker and the rest of batman's rogues gallery

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I want a Green Arrow movie.

    And god help me if they make it "dark" or "gritty".

    Just a goofy, ultra-liberal millionaire who has a thing for Robin Hood and gets a kick out of making novelty arrowheads that conceal boxing gloves and whatnot.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    No, fuck that. I want a Green Arrow/Green Lantern TV show set in the 70s where the duo drives from town to town seeing America and righting wrongs!

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I fully expect Justice league movie. Its going to be literally a pile of shit make no sense and basically be the batman superman movie but Warner brothers has no option but to do it now.

    They always have an option. They simply don't have the brains or experience to make a good Justice League movie right now.
    FLASH RUNS FAST

    HOW USEFUL IS RUNNING FAST

    (this is everyone who doesn't read a comic)

    Read Waid's Flash run, Morrison's JLA and watch Justice League & Justice League Unlimited. Flash is among the top most powerful Leaguers with a diverse range of abilities thanks to his speed and the Speed Force.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_(comics)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_Force

    Zonugal wrote: »
    I'd honestly put Hulk up with those other three.

    Which leaves Marvel with the Hulk, a God from another dimension, a war profiteer, and symbol of American patriotism.

    Without the movie that is.

    If GL had a good showing(like they expected) then they'd have the instant audience from Superman and Batman and Green Lantern.

    Wonder Woman is pretty popular and I've never seen people complain much about Flash.

    To bad that the build up movies served several other purposes.

    The public know WW exists, just not about the character's personality, powers or mythos. The Justice League gave the current generation a leg up, and the animated film, but Linda Carter's version still remains a cultural icon. WB needs to get the public acquainted with her which is why a movie franchise is important. They won't give her an animated series or animated films to do it. Nor have they done well enough to put her in other popular media like Smallville, which upped Green Arrow's credibility considerably.

    Without X-men or Spider-man it's forced Marvel into putting the lesser properties in the spotlight which they've succeeded and WB needs to take lessons in duplicating (excluding their animated series), they also need to stop being so skiddish and embarrassed by DC. They have their own Marvel at their fingertips they may as well use it properly.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    too bad you get teen angst green arrow on the cw

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    too bad you get teen angst green arrow on the cw

    But Oliver Queen didn't get stranded on that island until he was an adult! He was never a teenage super-heroooooaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh!!!

    They really ought to just focus on a World's Finest movie instead of Justice League.

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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    so is loki this amazing in the comics or what

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    I fully expect Justice league movie. Its going to be literally a pile of shit make no sense and basically be the batman superman movie but Warner brothers has no option but to do it now.

    They always have an option. They simply don't have the brains or experience to make a good Justice League movie right now.
    FLASH RUNS FAST

    HOW USEFUL IS RUNNING FAST

    (this is everyone who doesn't read a comic)

    Read Waid's Flash run, Morrison's JLA and watch Justice League & Justice League Unlimited. Flash is among the top most powerful Leaguers with a diverse range of abilities thanks to his speed and the Speed Force.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_(comics)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_Force

    Zonugal wrote: »
    I'd honestly put Hulk up with those other three.

    Which leaves Marvel with the Hulk, a God from another dimension, a war profiteer, and symbol of American patriotism.

    Without the movie that is.

    If GL had a good showing(like they expected) then they'd have the instant audience from Superman and Batman and Green Lantern.

    Wonder Woman is pretty popular and I've never seen people complain much about Flash.

    To bad that the build up movies served several other purposes.

    The public know WW exists, just not about the character's personality, powers or mythos. The Justice League gave the current generation a leg up, and the animated film, but Linda Carter's version still remains a cultural icon. WB needs to get the public acquainted with her which is why a movie franchise is important. They won't give her an animated series or animated films to do it. Nor have they done well enough to put her in other popular media like Smallville, which upped Green Arrow's credibility considerably.

    Without X-men or Spider-man it's forced Marvel into putting the lesser properties in the spotlight which they've succeeded and WB needs to take lessons in duplicating (excluding their animated series), they also need to stop being so skiddish and embarrassed by DC. They have their own Marvel at their fingertips they may as well use it properly.

    WHat they need to do is stop going with the trends never taking any risks. Superman looks like it's going to be terribly grim dark and Green Lantern seemed written to avoid any sort of personality or originality.

    They need to be proud of there characters and try to show audiences what is cool about them. Something they are running out of time for. Superhero movies wont always be so hot and when things pass it's gonna be tougher to get new properties out there.

    While they twiddle there thumbs and try their best to avoid representing the characters Marvel has been establishing it's studio as a guaranteed fun time. If Marvel maintains their quality until Avengers 2 releases people might starting going to their movies in the same way that people go to Pixar movies.

    As in "I don't know what its about but its made by Pixar so I know it will be good".

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Shit, I honestly can't think of a good threat for a Justice League movie that isn't basically an alien invasion. Maybe "the center" from the New Frontier animated movie: only taken out in a far less crappy fashion?

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    A live-action-but-visually-stylized New Frontier movie might be pretty awesome but we'll never get it.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    TankHammer wrote: »
    too bad you get teen angst green arrow on the cw

    But Oliver Queen didn't get stranded on that island until he was an adult! He was never a teenage super-heroooooaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh!!!

    They really ought to just focus on a World's Finest movie instead of Justice League.

    a world's finest movie would be a much easier proposition than a justice league movie, yeah, and would still probably make $texas

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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I might argue about Captain America being a cultural icon. I don't think i've met a single person who didn't read the comics who had any idea who he was before the movie came out.

    You could also say this with Thor and especially Iron Man pre-movie release.

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Godfather wrote: »
    I might argue about Captain America being a cultural icon. I don't think i've met a single person who didn't read the comics who had any idea who he was before the movie came out.

    You could also say this with Thor and especially Iron Man pre-movie release.
    I'm not sure who you are talking to. You seem to be saying that Cap isn't a cultural icon and implying that someone said he was. Or are you saying the opposite?

    Well, if you're saying it the original way nobody said he was.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    How would they even structure a Justice League film?

    Like who would they have be the villain and such?

    They have an extensive rogues gallery to choose from.

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