I saw a car swerving back and forth on the highway, enter the overgrowth/underbrush to the left of, and about 4 feet below, the highway.Then it drove up one of those roads connecting the two highway directions and flew, upside down, somewhere between 3 and 8 feet above the road, into a thick forest. Really bizarre and surreal, it felt like I had a guest pass on a Hollywood stunt yard.
I saw a car swerving back and forth on the highway, enter the overgrowth/underbrush to the left of, and about 4 feet below, the highway.Then it drove up one of those roads connecting the two highway directions and flew, upside down, somewhere between 3 and 8 feet above the road, into a thick forest. Really bizarre and surreal, it felt like I had a guest pass on a Hollywood stunt yard.
I was driving home from dropping a friend off home late one night when a car about 200 meters ahead of me started going up the onramp for a bridge. Made it halfway up before he apparently decided "nope" and just drove off the side back into the road he'd just left. He wasn't going too fast and only got some slight air but the rocks and gravel he sent flying almost took out me and the guy just in front of me.
Somehow his car wasn't destroyed and he put his foot down and rocketed off.
I told my g/f about her sexy crab walk over dinner last night
We were both eating and I said "Hey, you know that 'sexy walk' you do sometimes when we are in bed?"
She says "Yeah..."
I say "I don't how how else to say this so I will just say it: It is a straight up crab walk."
She pauses for a moment and looks at me and says "WHAT"
"It's really cute though! It is just that you-"
"Nononono! OH my god!!!"
She bursts out laughing
A sea of relief washes over me
She says "SEE that is EXACTLY what I thought too!! I can't do that stupid fucking walk for the life of me!! When I tried it in class we all had a laugh over how I was basically a crab!"
"Wait, what??" I respond
"Yes!! Then me and my friends were like 'oh man you should totally do this for Bryan and see how he reacts! it will be priceless!' So then I DO it for you but you were like, really into it?? So I just kept doing it for you!!"
At this point we are both in hysterics
Two grown adults, both knowing there will be a crab walk involved at some point in their sexy times, both in some sort of silent agreement to say NOTHING about it to the other person
Later that night we were getting into the business when she stops me and looks me dead in the eyes and says
"Crab walk for me"
I freeze
"What?"
"Crab walk for me. I had to do it so many times for you, so you owe me at LEAST a few sexy crab walks"
"....Fair enough"
So now it seems
That I am the one who crab walks
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
Well I wonder how effective mining hydrocarbons would be in the jovian subsystem and certain areas of Saturn
I still think dying while being asphyxiated, crushed from the pressure of the atmosphere and while being roasted in the heat of the planet would be a metal way to die
Well I wonder how effective mining hydrocarbons would be in the jovian subsystem and certain areas of Saturn
I still think dying while being asphyxiated, crushed from the pressure of the atmosphere and while being roasted in the heat of the planet would be a metal way to die
Considering it's a massive gravity well, it seems like a pretty inefficient place to harvest hydrocarbons.
Yeah, it still seems of dubious value. I mean, the highest volume application of hydrocarbons is for energy production. But that's been the case primarily because they've been relatively cheap to come by so far. If you're going to harvest them from the Jovian system, it seems like there are other alternatives that are more expensive than hydrocarbons currently, but should be considerably cheaper than Jovian hydrocarbons.
I told my g/f about her sexy crab walk over dinner last night
We were both eating and I said "Hey, you know that 'sexy walk' you do sometimes when we are in bed?"
She says "Yeah..."
I say "I don't how how else to say this so I will just say it: It is a straight up crab walk."
She pauses for a moment and looks at me and says "WHAT"
"It's really cute though! It is just that you-"
"Nononono! OH my god!!!"
She bursts out laughing
A sea of relief washes over me
She says "SEE that is EXACTLY what I thought too!! I can't do that stupid fucking walk for the life of me!! When I tried it in class we all had a laugh over how I was basically a crab!"
"Wait, what??" I respond
"Yes!! Then me and my friends were like 'oh man you should totally do this for Bryan and see how he reacts! it will be priceless!' So then I DO it for you but you were like, really into it?? So I just kept doing it for you!!"
At this point we are both in hysterics
Two grown adults, both knowing there will be a crab walk involved at some point in their sexy times, both in some sort of silent agreement to say NOTHING about it to the other person
Later that night we were getting into the business when she stops me and looks me dead in the eyes and says
"Crab walk for me"
I freeze
"What?"
"Crab walk for me. I had to do it so many times for you, so you owe me at LEAST a few sexy crab walks"
"....Fair enough"
So now it seems
That I am the one who crab walks
the best of all possible ends to this story
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Ganymede is the largest satellite in our solar system. It is larger than Mercury and Pluto, and three-quarters the size of Mars. If Ganymede orbited the sun instead of orbiting Jupiter, it would easily be classified as a planet.
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Best not click this scary spoiler, then.
In his defence, up until like 306 AD, it was a pretty damn good reason to be afraid.
It's pretty boss.
Satans..... hints.....
it is true
OH SHIT
Gas giants frighten me by their very scale.
edit: yes I know Titan is just a moon of a Saturn, the mission in the dream was to enter orbit around Saturn
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz-box
The next time I'm watching A New Hope with someone I'm not sure I'll be able to resist pointing this out.
I was driving home from dropping a friend off home late one night when a car about 200 meters ahead of me started going up the onramp for a bridge. Made it halfway up before he apparently decided "nope" and just drove off the side back into the road he'd just left. He wasn't going too fast and only got some slight air but the rocks and gravel he sent flying almost took out me and the guy just in front of me.
Somehow his car wasn't destroyed and he put his foot down and rocketed off.
STEAM
I told my g/f about her sexy crab walk over dinner last night
We were both eating and I said "Hey, you know that 'sexy walk' you do sometimes when we are in bed?"
She says "Yeah..."
I say "I don't how how else to say this so I will just say it: It is a straight up crab walk."
She pauses for a moment and looks at me and says "WHAT"
"It's really cute though! It is just that you-"
"Nononono! OH my god!!!"
She bursts out laughing
A sea of relief washes over me
She says "SEE that is EXACTLY what I thought too!! I can't do that stupid fucking walk for the life of me!! When I tried it in class we all had a laugh over how I was basically a crab!"
"Wait, what??" I respond
"Yes!! Then me and my friends were like 'oh man you should totally do this for Bryan and see how he reacts! it will be priceless!' So then I DO it for you but you were like, really into it?? So I just kept doing it for you!!"
At this point we are both in hysterics
Two grown adults, both knowing there will be a crab walk involved at some point in their sexy times, both in some sort of silent agreement to say NOTHING about it to the other person
Later that night we were getting into the business when she stops me and looks me dead in the eyes and says
"Crab walk for me"
I freeze
"What?"
"Crab walk for me. I had to do it so many times for you, so you owe me at LEAST a few sexy crab walks"
"....Fair enough"
So now it seems
That I am the one who crab walks
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
Pfft we will join the Jovian sub system and like it
Noooo the radiation
I still think dying while being asphyxiated, crushed from the pressure of the atmosphere and while being roasted in the heat of the planet would be a metal way to die
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
Considering it's a massive gravity well, it seems like a pretty inefficient place to harvest hydrocarbons.
Burn me.
i want to sexy crab walk
That would be pretty cool
Be the change you want to see in the world
the best of all possible ends to this story
weaver did you know that if it weren't for Jupiter, there's a good chance life on earth would be much more unpleasant
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
Damn this notion, Europa or bust
Titan is where it's at
Even Ganymede
Just make sure it doesn't hit us on accident.