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the strangest thing you have witnessed

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Hey cousin!

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    Wanna fuck?

    -Tal on
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    fuck

    everything

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    If I didn't have a cousinly relationship with a cousin and they were hot I might
    Shorty wrote: »
    yo as far as I'm concerned second cousins are fine to fuck

    and if you're gay, hell, fuck your first cousins
    um

    Regardless of gender you should use protection/contraception

    My point is everyone fuck your cousin

    well, yeah

    that's true no matter who you fuck though and it didn't seem necessary to mention it

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    the mod forum sounds like absolutely the best place

    bet there's stuff in there I can't even imagine

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    Man I can't wait till somebody from here runs for a Senate seat someday.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Arang wrote: »
    the mod forum sounds like absolutely the best place

    bet there's stuff in there I can't even imagine
    I hear they have an anime and a webcomics thread

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Arang wrote: »
    the mod forum sounds like absolutely the best place

    bet there's stuff in there I can't even imagine
    I hear they have an anime and a webcomics thread

    shit, I bet there's a ranger thread

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    If I didn't have a cousinly relationship with a cousin and they were hot I might
    Shorty wrote: »
    yo as far as I'm concerned second cousins are fine to fuck

    and if you're gay, hell, fuck your first cousins
    um

    Regardless of gender you should use protection/contraception

    My point is everyone fuck your cousin

    well, yeah

    that's true no matter who you fuck though and it didn't seem necessary to mention it

    This just in: Shorty supports abstinence-only education.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Arang wrote: »
    the mod forum sounds like absolutely the best place

    bet there's stuff in there I can't even imagine

    It's basically Valhalla. Tube is Odin. And then over in the corner is all the stuff you can't imagine.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Man I can't wait till somebody from here runs for a Senate seat someday.
    Fun Fact 2: We've had a few forumers run for public office, one for state congressman.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Arang wrote: »
    the mod forum sounds like absolutely the best place

    bet there's stuff in there I can't even imagine
    I hear they have an anime and a webcomics thread
    One of the above is true!

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i dreamt i was on the mod forum once

    i woke drenched in sweat, screaming

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    Bogey wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Arang wrote: »
    the mod forum sounds like absolutely the best place

    bet there's stuff in there I can't even imagine
    I hear they have an anime and a webcomics thread
    One of the above is true!
    It's definitely the webcomics thread

    Not even you're that cruel

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Hell, I have two cousins that are married.

    For reference, Dru's cousins are Germanicus and Agrippina the Elder.

    Fuckin' bravo

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I bet the mod forum is the slowest forum there is


    alternately it is a land of unbelievable beauty and wealth and the reason the mods are around so infrequently is they are dedicating all their time to partaking of its wonders
    but probably the first one

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    I bet there's a hot tub there

    and nacho cheese on tap

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence that separates main forums from mod forums

    that's a saying, right

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Hell, I have two cousins that are married.

    For reference, Dru's cousins are Germanicus and Agrippina the Elder.

    Fuckin' bravo

    this was a joke I would have expected from volyu

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    You know all those mods who you never really know where they mod

    They're just kind of around?

    They mod the mod forum

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I bet the mod forum is the slowest forum there is


    alternately it is a land of unbelievable beauty and wealth and the reason the mods are around so infrequently is they are dedicating all their time to partaking of its wonders
    but probably the first one

    slower than writer's block?

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    one mod posts

    two mods delete

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    Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    Arang wrote: »
    one mod posts

    two mods delete

    2 mods 1 post

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Arang wrote: »
    one mod posts

    two mods delete

    so it's a reverse penis

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    When I was a dog walker, I had to keep this one German Shepherd from banging his sister all the time. "You know you guys really need to neuter him." "Yeah, we'll do it eventually."

    Hmm, that first sentence is ambiguous. I didn't mean, "Hey dude, you've been going at it for a few hours. Take a break, eat some protein."

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Let me tell you, a dog you've just cockblocked looks so sad.

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Man I can't wait till somebody from here runs for a Senate seat someday.

    I've always wondered how anybody will be able to run for President 30 years from now with all the awful Facebook, Twitter and forum posts they have lingering on the internet.

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Bogey wrote: »
    Fun Fact: I posted the list of forumers who would fuck their cousins (from trentsteel's thread poll) in the mod forum.

    So basically everyone?

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    SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 o7 Photon Torpedo o7Registered User regular
    So the last three pages of this thread, many people unironically rationalize or condone fucking first cousins. That's pretty strange.

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    People who think that the last three pages of this thread are strange. That's pretty strange.

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    SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 o7 Photon Torpedo o7Registered User regular
    Junpei wrote: »
    People who think that the last three pages of this thread are strange. That's pretty strange.

    Hey stranger 8->

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    Skylark wrote: »
    Junpei wrote: »
    People who think that the last three pages of this thread are strange. That's pretty strange.

    Hey stranger 8->



    :bz

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    SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 o7 Photon Torpedo o7Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    dbrock270 wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Fun Fact: I posted the list of forumers who would fuck their cousins (from trentsteel's thread poll) in the mod forum.

    So basically everyone?

    I should also clarify that I'm not necessarily disagreeing with the sentiment; I just don't rationalize or condone it.

    Edit: on a somewhat related note, while I greatly appreciate the PSY - Gangnam Style video and gifs, and other internet weirdness posted here, it kind of seems to me that sharing things one has witnessed in person is more in the spirit of this thread (such as, say, cousin nookie, or sexytime partners doing creepy shit they think is arousing). This is not an attempt on my part to police what is being posted in this thread, but rather a suggestion for a new version of this little gem of a thread , since it's been a few months and we probably have enough material for it. I'd rather not do it myself, since I'm not familiar enough with forum etiquette, and I'd prefer not to have it shitcanned like the last two attempts at bringing back the webcomic thread.

    Skylark on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Bogey wrote: »
    Fun Fact: I posted the list of forumers who would fuck their cousins (from trentsteel's thread poll) in the mod forum.

    Jesus bogey.

    Why didn't you post it everywhere.

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    theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Jesus bogey

    Or

    Bogey Jesus

    THINK ABOUT IT

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    i'm thinking now

    if i had a hot cousin, would i fuck her?

    i have come to the conclusion that i would only very briefly consider it

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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Damn I should have done it

    Wasn't my cousin

    The Cow King on
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    SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 o7 Photon Torpedo o7Registered User regular
    Damn I should have done it

    Wasn't my cousin

    Should have done it while she played DBZ B2 and unlocked all those characters for you.

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    But...could you ever have forgotten the look in the other mans eyes as he vigorously pumped his cousin?

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Mulletude wrote: »
    But...could you ever have forgotten the look in the other mans eyes as he vigorously pumped his cousin?

    Blackmail soothes many traumas.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Explained to a lawyer tonight the various atmospheric layers of Jupiter because of the simple question, what are you most afraid of.

    I'm afraid of Jupiter.

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