Turns out Pepto-Bismol can potentially turn your tongue black
Guess who woke up and nearly had a heart attack this morning when she brushed her teeth
(it's me)
Got out of school once because of this even though it wasn't intentional.
I chewed back a few pepto tablets in the middle of the night and went to back to bed thinking nothing more than "ow ow ow". Get up the next morning, take a shower, got to brush my teeth and then HOLY SHIT! My tongue is black.
Had to go wake up the folks, which was fun. "Hey, guys? Morning. Sorry to wake you up, but, uh, I don't think I'm going to school today." "What, why?" "My tongue is black."
They bolt upright in bed. Now, I'm a senior in HS at the time and they were cool with me taking a day here and there, so it's not like I had to fake things.
To shorten this up after my mother shrieked and we determined that taste wasn't affected, they went off to work and I made an appointment for myself. Nurse at the doc office "what brings you in today?" Just shoved my tongue out and "ooooh wow. Uh, k."
Thankfully doc knew what was up first thing.
Apparently it's pretty much rust. Something in the pepto mixes with the air and oxidizes on your tongue.
Turns out Pepto-Bismol can potentially turn your tongue black
Guess who woke up and nearly had a heart attack this morning when she brushed her teeth
(it's me)
Got out of school once because of this even though it wasn't intentional.
I chewed back a few pepto tablets in the middle of the night and went to back to bed thinking nothing more than "ow ow ow". Get up the next morning, take a shower, got to brush my teeth and then HOLY SHIT! My tongue is black.
Had to go wake up the folks, which was fun. "Hey, guys? Morning. Sorry to wake you up, but, uh, I don't think I'm going to school today." "What, why?" "My tongue is black."
They bolt upright in bed. Now, I'm a senior in HS at the time and they were cool with me taking a day here and there, so it's not like I had to fake things.
To shorten this up after my mother shrieked and we determined that taste wasn't affected, they went off to work and I made an appointment for myself. Nurse at the doc office "what brings you in today?" Just shoved my tongue out and "ooooh wow. Uh, k."
Thankfully doc knew what was up first thing.
Apparently it's pretty much rust. Something in the pepto mixes with the air and oxidizes on your tongue.
Are you sure you weren't starting to turn into a giraffe?
We're like Illinois neighbors. I saw one time you mentioned I-55 in a post, so I figured you were from somewhere near here. NO IDEA it was that close!
Still in the area? Maybe we can cause actual entropy socially somewheres.
naw, moved down to Atlanta in 06
Georgia, not that shithole along I-55. Though I have spent many many a night at the Dixie in McLean and then drove to Atlanta to drop off friends in Atlanta.
Also spent many a night at the Outpost in Eureka and then drove into Creve Coeur to go pass out.
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cheers meht.
Got out of school once because of this even though it wasn't intentional.
I chewed back a few pepto tablets in the middle of the night and went to back to bed thinking nothing more than "ow ow ow". Get up the next morning, take a shower, got to brush my teeth and then HOLY SHIT! My tongue is black.
Had to go wake up the folks, which was fun. "Hey, guys? Morning. Sorry to wake you up, but, uh, I don't think I'm going to school today." "What, why?" "My tongue is black."
They bolt upright in bed. Now, I'm a senior in HS at the time and they were cool with me taking a day here and there, so it's not like I had to fake things.
To shorten this up after my mother shrieked and we determined that taste wasn't affected, they went off to work and I made an appointment for myself. Nurse at the doc office "what brings you in today?" Just shoved my tongue out and "ooooh wow. Uh, k."
Thankfully doc knew what was up first thing.
Apparently it's pretty much rust. Something in the pepto mixes with the air and oxidizes on your tongue.
Are you sure you weren't starting to turn into a giraffe?
i'm sure i could find a filthy joke eventually but it is 2:30 pm and i'm still tired so this is bad
"corn smut"
hee hee
What? Genesis Era Sonic had no voice?
What a fucking idiot.
Does he not remember the cartoons?
It is canon.
It was a thing in a recent Sonic video game that featured old Sonic and new Sonic.
it wasn't worth it
You're from Washington? Ha! I grew up in Eureka/Congerville/Danvers. Went to Olympia HS.
We're like Illinois neighbors. I saw one time you mentioned I-55 in a post, so I figured you were from somewhere near here. NO IDEA it was that close!
Still in the area? Maybe we can cause actual entropy socially somewheres.
sonic didn't get a voice until adventure 1
i prefer mute classic sonic in generations, he has charm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY-kvCL2ZsM&feature=relmfu
naw, moved down to Atlanta in 06
Georgia, not that shithole along I-55. Though I have spent many many a night at the Dixie in McLean and then drove to Atlanta to drop off friends in Atlanta.
Also spent many a night at the Outpost in Eureka and then drove into Creve Coeur to go pass out.
Damn
I can't begin to tell you how much I don't care.
because it's so edgy
Well, maybe you should know your Sonic before you go callin' a bro on his Sonic facts.
Still don't care.
It was for the sake of a joke.
Uh-huh. Yeah. Sure.
The ol' "I don't actually care" defense.
Backpeddling at so many Miles Prower.
Knuckles was the best character anyways.
Slap him into Sonic 2 and fly over levels you were never meant to fly over.
i love that game
BUST TEETH
finally after 19 years
Fourth level craps out halfway through and I can't complete it. Will reinstall when I have the time/bandwidth to re-download it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vu37emNDto&feature=related
is that speed highway? wouldn't happen to be where you fly on a rocket, land on an intersection with cars and the camera fucks up, would it?
wut