Poor old Ms Turkey could never have children of her own. She must have waited for a hen to lay some fresh eggs, then rush to sit on them before they got cold.
She's the best mother hen we have because she's so big and doesn't have to take any shit from the roosters
There was a missed delivery note for 2L when I got home last night and it was still there this morning. I think 2L is empty right now though, so Satan, if that is for 2i let me know so I can wait for them!
Pull out into my drive way and there's was a mysterious box from Amazon awaiting me! (I really hate how UPS will just drop stuff there at 7pm and not even bother to walk the twenty feet around to the front door, so stuff gets left out all night, but I digress)
Unfortunately I had to go right to work so I didn't get a chance to open it and see if it was from my satan or not, so stay tuned for more updates!
Just checked my e-mail and woooo! more awesome gifts from my Satan! Books for my sleek new kindle paperwhite!
Thats digital copies of Bitter Seeds, the Wool Omnibus, and the Last Policeman! Oh my gosh, I love you! Was planning on buying the last two in the next few days, its like you looked into my future! Seriously dude, who are you? reveal yourself for mad props!
Steam is having an 'Autumn Sale' or something. Phh, seasons, am I right?
Anyways, just a heads up in case anyone was contemplating getting their Satan something off their Steam list.
Steam
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
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Wait I need to know who your satan is, too, lost! I own Bitter Seeds and have for like three years but I haven't read it yet and I want to know if it's awesome.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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I'm gifting the first person who responds to my post in the Steam thread a copy of Terraria.
Well, after finding my satan's gift had sat outside in the cold all night last night (and then in my car all day at work...), I was eager to see what was in the mystery box!
Four presents?! Wow! Yeah I didn't bother to make my bed today. Big woop want to fight about it? Anyways, there was a note attached to one of the gifts.
Though these gifts
hold few surprises,
more to come
once Dark Knight Rises
-Your Satan
Ominous!
What a haul! Mystery Men, The Black Hole, Adventure Time vol. 3 (with Finn hat!), and a set of Black/Red with gold lettering Chessex dice! Thank you my mysterious Satan! This really made my week after the crap I had to put up with at work, I can't thank you enough. I'll have plenty of time to watch these movies this weekend after a load of turkey & stuffing.
Just checked my e-mail and woooo! more awesome gifts from my Satan! Books for my sleek new kindle paperwhite!
Thats digital copies of Bitter Seeds, the Wool Omnibus, and the Last Policeman! Oh my gosh, I love you! Was planning on buying the last two in the next few days, its like you looked into my future! Seriously dude, who are you? reveal yourself for mad props!
I'm glad you liked my trilogy in 6 parts. This has been a zerzhul production. All rights reserved.
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I would legit wear a finn hat on my daily commute to work.
Just checked my e-mail and woooo! more awesome gifts from my Satan! Books for my sleek new kindle paperwhite!
Thats digital copies of Bitter Seeds, the Wool Omnibus, and the Last Policeman! Oh my gosh, I love you! Was planning on buying the last two in the next few days, its like you looked into my future! Seriously dude, who are you? reveal yourself for mad props!
I'm glad you liked my trilogy in 6 parts. This has been a zerzhul production. All rights reserved.
Have you read those books? If you did and really liked Bitter Seeds I might read it next!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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Satans..... hints.....
Except birds.
Can't hug birds.
Satans..... hints.....
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Plus they're cute.
Steam
It's a turkey that thinks its a chicken.
Who is raising some baby chicks.
So the chicks think they're turkeys who think they're chickens.
Satans..... hints.....
Get a psychological turducken going
Satans..... hints.....
Very little would get me to sit through Wuthering Heights.
Even
I.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Poor old Ms Turkey could never have children of her own. She must have waited for a hen to lay some fresh eggs, then rush to sit on them before they got cold.
She's the best mother hen we have because she's so big and doesn't have to take any shit from the roosters
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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Slacker71 :arrow: Syphyre
Stale :arrow: Tox
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Unfortunately I had to go right to work so I didn't get a chance to open it and see if it was from my satan or not, so stay tuned for more updates!
i come home early from work, ready for thanksgiving, and see packages at my door!
hmm, what could it be?
oh my gosh, batman toys! A batman plush and a batman dark knight rises pop figurine!
Look how neat they look next to my other Batman toys! Stylin!
And i still don't know who you are, mysterious satan! Todd, if that is your real name. Come admit who you are, dangnabit, the suspense is killing me!
But it turns out it was the needles my partner ordered a few days ago.
Also some scalpels
Thats digital copies of Bitter Seeds, the Wool Omnibus, and the Last Policeman! Oh my gosh, I love you! Was planning on buying the last two in the next few days, its like you looked into my future! Seriously dude, who are you? reveal yourself for mad props!
Anyways, just a heads up in case anyone was contemplating getting their Satan something off their Steam list.
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Four presents?! Wow! Yeah I didn't bother to make my bed today. Big woop want to fight about it? Anyways, there was a note attached to one of the gifts.
Though these gifts
hold few surprises,
more to come
once Dark Knight Rises
-Your Satan
Ominous!
What a haul! Mystery Men, The Black Hole, Adventure Time vol. 3 (with Finn hat!), and a set of Black/Red with gold lettering Chessex dice! Thank you my mysterious Satan! This really made my week after the crap I had to put up with at work, I can't thank you enough. I'll have plenty of time to watch these movies this weekend after a load of turkey & stuffing.
Anything that comes with a free Finn hat is the best
Steam
I'm glad you liked my trilogy in 6 parts. This has been a zerzhul production. All rights reserved.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Have you read those books? If you did and really liked Bitter Seeds I might read it next!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Satans..... hints.....
Also will report in when I finish bitter seeds. Might take a month or so, too much awesome in my reading queue now!
Whilst some people might think describing a film as 'Ben Stillers best work' is damning it with faint praise, that's not true in this case.
It is high up there in the pantheon of movies I love without having to be all that good
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
hail satan
Satans..... hints.....
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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