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I believe in the candy bar it is a thing

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet wears a pirated watch

    he thinks the ladies will think it is a rolex

    in fact it is actually a pirated cartier

    it is not even a pirated rolex

    lol internet
    what is up doggies
    it is so good to post
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I always imagined the internet as a twelve year old screaming really loudly, every obscenity that has ever been uttered, but instead of only sound, from out of his mouth pours blood and fucking bestiality urls and bits of fursuit.
    Your brain is something that must stay locked.

  • CuntyCunty Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    when i think candy, i think like, skittles, jolly ranchers

    when someone says candy bar, i get confused

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet is "really into" the harry potter movies and has seen them all many times

    he does not know there is a book series

  • CuntyCunty Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet is an emo boy with courage

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I like M&M's ideas

    the internet is a 17-year-old scene kid talking about how great DragonForce is at Starbucks with a buff porn-producing skinhead in sunglasses and a white t-shirt and old, faded jeans

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The internet is that guy who kind of knows everyone at the party.

    He'll introduce people, and the people hook up, and at the end of the night it's just him there.

    Standing in the middle of the dance floor.

    All alone.

    Illustration Portfolio: cajsimpson.com
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet is over 21 but uses a fake ID because he has too many parking tickets

    one of the lenses of the internet's sunglasses keeps falling out

    when a magazine includes a cologne insert the internet goes to a newsstand and rips out all the inserts, then lines his shirts with them

  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet had a girlfriend once but he scared her off by calling too much

    lol internet
    what is up doggies
    it is so good to post
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The internet's dad owns a used car dealership, and the internet drives a 65' cutlass that was on the lot, and every day as he's leaving school he burns out, and his spinning hubcaps don't really spin but he thinks they look good anyway, and he hopes to one day put 25s on the cutlass and turn it into a "pimp ass whip."

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User
    edited August 2007
    The internet has a small penis.

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere MY FINEST CREATION oh nevermind it's deadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    You guys are missing the obvious meme.

    lazers, chargin', etc

    no

    gunnin' for shoop da whoop here

    that's the same fucking meme

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere MY FINEST CREATION oh nevermind it's deadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet's friends' telephones are broken, that's all

    that's all

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet's deodorant stick is dried out so he has to run it under a faucet every morning

    the internet says the best salsa is from ecuador but has never been there or really even had much salsa

    the internet says what's up dog to dogs

  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet drinks bud select because the commercial he saw showed a dude who had friends drinking it

    lol internet
    what is up doggies
    it is so good to post
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere MY FINEST CREATION oh nevermind it's deadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet is convinced that jeans don't ever actually have to be washed

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    hey so guys

    yep im single again



    ladies :winky:

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet has a shirt that he calls his lucky shirt but it's too tight on his gut; he wears it sometimes anyway and does that thing where he pulls the shirt away from his stomach

    the internet mixes all the sodas at the soda fountain and calls it rocket fuel

    the internet doesn't have a mattress cover but has "expensive" ($20) pillows

  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet goes to wal mart and buys boxers that say "corona" on them so that he can feel festive

    the internet wears a t-shirt that says "i do all my own stunts"

    lol internet
    what is up doggies
    it is so good to post
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The internet goes to LAN gaming places for the social interaction, but he is pretty good at counter-strike and when people in the same room as him call him a faggot for killing them in CS he gets angry and scared and quiet and leaves after the next round.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet drives an old beat up camaro that he found

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet went to the club and showed a black man how he could c-walk

    lol internet
    what is up doggies
    it is so good to post
  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    The internet goes to LAN gaming places for the social interaction, but he is pretty good at counter-strike and when people in the same room as him call him a faggot for killing them in CS he gets angry and scared and quiet and leaves after the next round.

    come home son

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet can play freebird note for note















    on a plastic recorder

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet steps over the velvet ropes at the bank with a raised eyebrow

    the internet prefaces each sip of his vodka and tonic with "a-don't mind if I do"

    the internet does a terrible canadian accent

  • OrestesOrestes Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    the internet steps over the velvet ropes at the bank with a raised eyebrow

    the internet prefaces each sip of his vodka and tonic with "a-don't mind if I do"

    the internet does a terrible canadian accent

    Canadians have accents?

  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA
    edited August 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    the internet drinks bud select because the commercial he saw showed a dude who had friends drinking it

    that is the best thing ever

    150cc wrote: »
    the internet drinks bud select because the commercial he saw showed a dude who had friends drinking it
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet does not want his penis anymore

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    the internet steps over the velvet ropes at the bank with a raised eyebrow

    the internet prefaces each sip of his vodka and tonic with "a-don't mind if I do"

    the internet does a terrible canadian accent

    Canadians have accents?

    he just says Eh? a lot

  • OrestesOrestes Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    the internet steps over the velvet ropes at the bank with a raised eyebrow

    the internet prefaces each sip of his vodka and tonic with "a-don't mind if I do"

    the internet does a terrible canadian accent

    Canadians have accents?

    he just says Eh? a lot

    Gotcha.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The internet is for the most part straight, but he has always dreamed of opening up a Gay and Lesbian night club called, "Cuntmuckers and Cocksuckers."

    Illustration Portfolio: cajsimpson.com
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet is a furry

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  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The internet is TFS.

  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet tried to sweet talk his way out of a speeding ticket once by propositioning the officer

    the officer was male

    lol internet
    what is up doggies
    it is so good to post
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The internet is like Cthulu, only instead of mind-breaking terror and tentacles, it's the smell of cheetos and urine and... well... tentacles.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The internet salvaged a couch from a family down the block. It was well worn and smelled of animal urine, but he said to himself that the cushion covers could be run through the washing machine and would be good as new. He never quite got around to this. Instead he just through a sheet over it, which he figured would be easier to watch. In the three years that he's had the couch and had it covered, he has yet to actually wash the sheet.

  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    the internet can play freebird note for note

    on a plastic recorder

    man tugga this one was genius

    i laughed out loud at this one

    well done

    man i am going to go buy a recorder and learn freebird now

    lol internet
    what is up doggies
    it is so good to post
  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet has a pair of air jordans

    he shot a man in the street for them

    lol internet
    what is up doggies
    it is so good to post
  • OrestesOrestes Registered User
    edited August 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    the internet can play freebird note for note

    on a plastic recorder

    man tugga this one was genius

    i laughed out loud at this one

    well done

    man i am going to go buy a recorder and learn freebird now

    Post it on youtube.

  • CuntyCunty Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet

    he is like you and me

    he is all of us

    maybe

    maybe even a she

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