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AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk!The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I'll wipe that smug look off your face you damned pooch

    Bless your heart.
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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    puppies!

    The Political Wonk answers your questions on politics and history every day!
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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Does this unit have a soul?

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Sorry, uncontrollable rage towards adorable animals is a side effect of taking several dozen enhancement pills every morning for 20 years.

    Bless your heart.
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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    That dog speaks true.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Haha from last thread: this prof is teaching 8 concurrent classes

    what in the actual fuck

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    Geth wrote: »
    Does this unit have a soul?

    Yes.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    title, override

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Geth wrote: »
    Does this unit have a soul?

    [RENEGADE CHOICE]

    Bless your heart.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    What I don't get about existentialists is why they seem so upset/apathetic about how absurd existence is. That shit is funny.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    entropy is pretty dang hostile, doggy

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    My favorite are the heideggerian puppies, which are utterly incomprehensible

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    MY ASS IS A HOWLING VORTEX OF MADNESS

    I WILL SHIT THE SONG THAT ENDS THE EARTH

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    ronya wrote: »
    title, override

    Microsoft® Windows® 8: Illustrated Introductory, 1st Edition

    override367 on
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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    entropy is pretty dang hostile, doggy

    Not deliberately, but yes.

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    My favorite are the heideggerian puppies, which are utterly incomprehensible

    Much like Heidegger himself.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote:
    If you get an erection spool, it's off to the stockades for you.
    *slips some of his "product" into spools drink*
    Even under threat of prison, Rawlust 5000 cannot be softened.

    I got the worst (best?) idea for a commercial for extra potent extra long-lasting viagra now

    closeup of a father in a chair in a gym surrounded by other parents

    he is looking uncomfortable, shifting position, hands folded just a bit too low to appear casual

    camera cuts to his view, which is the 5th grade school play.

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    CalixtusCalixtus Registered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    entropy is pretty dang hostile, doggy

    Not deliberately, but yes.
    More like statistically.

    -This message was deviously brought to you by:
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    What I don't get about existentialists is why they seem so upset/apathetic about how absurd existence is. That shit is funny.

    "Absurd" as in lacking inherent purpose or meaning, is the thing

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    entropy is pretty dang hostile, doggy

    not with intent, though

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    What I don't get about existentialists is why they seem so upset/apathetic about how absurd existence is. That shit is funny.

    "Absurd" as in lacking inherent purpose or meaning, is the thing

    again, what's to despair about?

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    What I don't get about existentialists is why they seem so upset/apathetic about how absurd existence is. That shit is funny.

    "Absurd" as in lacking inherent purpose or meaning, is the thing

    I know, it's hilarious!

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    We give raging boners a whole new meaning.

    Bless your heart.
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    IcyLiquid can you program Geth to love?

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited May 2013
    I went to a show with a Norwegian guy with Tourettes last week.

    He was put on some new medication and told it had either two drawbacks, or two advantages.

    He might sweat like a pig and not get it up.

    Or he might sweat like a boar and never get it down.

    "I got the boar kind."

    Echo on
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    entropy is an adjunct college professor for the wisconsin technical college system under scott walker

    hes bitter because he makes less than an assistant manager at mcdonalds

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    Existentialists give up too easily. Even if the universe is pointless doesn't mean we can't still do stuff for ourselves and make an overarching purpose.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    The Shittening, Act 3 is now over

    he posted, limping back to the desk, slightly hunched over

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    What I don't get about existentialists is why they seem so upset/apathetic about how absurd existence is. That shit is funny.

    "Absurd" as in lacking inherent purpose or meaning, is the thing

    again, what's to despair about?

    This is in contrast to premodern ideas of teleology, divine or natural meaning, etc.

    The final conclusion of most existentialists is that we need not despair, or that despair can be overcome

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    A Citrus County man is proving you don’t need to see to be a good shot and a fast shot.

    The modern day gunslingers are members of the Classical Fast Draw Society and they meet at the Hernando Sportsman’s Club a few times a month. For sure they’re some of the fastest guns around.

    Jim Miekka, also known as "Midnight Gunslinger," is totally blind.

    “When I first started I was hitting about 25 percent of the time," Miekka said. "Now I think I’m hitting about 80 percent or something like that.”

    Oh Florida.

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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Existentialists give up too easily. Even if the universe is pointless doesn't mean we can't still do stuff for ourselves and make an overarching purpose.

    Existentialists need to:

    drop ecstasy
    get laid
    drop acid
    adopt a baby animal

    order of operations does not matter

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Yes

    keep posting existentialist pets so that the next time someone gets all philosophic on me I will be hit by an irresistible urge to pet them

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    override367 wrote: »
    entropy is an adjunct college professor for the wisconsin technical college system under scott walker

    hes bitter because he makes less than an assistant manager at mcdonalds

    Asst. Manager at McD's has a harder job, and is probably more fair with schedule slippage.

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    IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Two Steaks Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    IcyLiquid can you program Geth to love?

    There is no space. Its all filled with hate.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Existentialists give up too easily. Even if the universe is pointless doesn't mean we can't still do stuff for ourselves and make an overarching purpose.

    Purpose is shit. Do whatever you want.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    aaaaand now I'm running back

    Act 4, begin

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    override367 wrote: »
    entropy is an adjunct college professor for the wisconsin technical college system under scott walker

    hes bitter because he makes less than an assistant manager at mcdonalds

    Asst. Manager at McD's has a harder job, and is probably more fair with schedule slippage.

    the funny thing is that the asst. manager at mcdonalds has the same amount of college debt from his masters in art history

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Yes

    keep posting existentialist pets so that the next time someone gets all philosophic on me I will be hit by an irresistible urge to pet them

    Scratch them behind their ears as you coo at them incoherently.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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