My ovaries exploded. Uterus has sustained critical damage. Shields are down. We're surrounded!
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
problem is most salty white people thinks racist only means "motivated by an actual explicit conscious malice of thought towards people of another race"
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
My ovaries exploded. Uterus has sustained critical damage. Shields are down. We're surrounded!
The best grindr profile shot I've ever seen, the one which most instantly disintegrated my panties was: a cute shirtless guy with a great body, against the backdrop of an amazing vista of rolling forested hills which he had clearly just been hiking, smiling as he reached down to the bottom left-hand corner of the shot and fed an acorn to an inquisitive squirrel
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
problem is most salty white people thinks racist only means "motivated by an actual explicit conscious malice of thought towards people of another race"
"I don't see skin color", said no non-white person ever
could you even imagine the evil delight of asking someone to help paint a room that unbeknownst to them will become their place of captivity, and that the color scheme is thematically hinting at the plan
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
problem is most salty white people thinks racist only means "motivated by an actual explicit conscious malice of thought towards people of another race"
Oh my God I am so tired. Drove a four hour round trip for a Netrunner tournament that was six rounds of intense concentration spread over nine hours in a boardgame store's funky-smelling back room.
There was a Pokemon tournament going on at the same time, so the Netrunner crowd vied for space with little kids and grown adults with no dress sense and poor hygiene.
TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
We just found the previous tenants unemptied liquor cabinet -- had like 4 unopened bottles of rum and half a bottle of gran marnier that was old enough to taste really off
I think I've identified why I can't get anything done.
Plan: Get up at 9ish, Shower, breakfast, go to the bookstore at 11, go to the park around 12ish to take some pictures. Poke around at home for a few hours. Go to fancy dinner around 6. Go to a movie around 8. Go home to get ready for Sunday's hike.
And then the following sequence:
* Night before, cousin wants to go to a tour for his birthday and invites me, I say I'll come if there's a ride because the bus trip is insane. No response.
* Friend wants me to go with them to a store, I say only if I can't do the tour (I have a few hour gap in the original plan, after all!)
* I start the original plan, get a long phone call while getting up for the alarm clock. Oh well, I'll shower quickly!
* I shower
* I get a second long phone call while toweling off. There goes the bookstore.
* Get a message from the cousin that they're trying to get a hold of the cousin who can give the ride. Oh well, if I can get a ride I have no time for the park.
* Friend really wants to go to the store, so waits to see if I can. I go to the coffee shop because what the hell else can I do.
* Cousin gives up on the ride, will maybe be in town later (So there goes the dinner+movie thing)
* I tell my friend that I can go to the store. And of course they have already added stuff to their schedule so now they're going to another store first.
* Cousin with the ride calls, I have to turn them down now because I am not going to jerk people around because I don't do that.
* Friend is now also going to get lunch first before going to the store. So it will be another hour and a half.
People, man. People.
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TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
helping a bro paint his new place -- were making good progress when a friend walks in and goes "you know, this looks a lot like Pokemon -- it's like the inside of a pokeball" -- now it's all we can see and my friends a bit disappointed in his color choices
problem is most salty white people thinks racist only means "motivated by an actual explicit conscious malice of thought towards people of another race"
im openly racist against schecks
I bear you great malice in my racist heart
*reaches for navy laser*
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
problem is most salty white people thinks racist only means "motivated by an actual explicit conscious malice of thought towards people of another race"
im openly racist against schecks
I bear you great malice in my racist heart
nice try u cant be racist against me, im the most racy...
problem is most salty white people thinks racist only means "motivated by an actual explicit conscious malice of thought towards people of another race"
problem is most salty white people thinks racist only means "motivated by an actual explicit conscious malice of thought towards people of another race"
We just found the previous tenants unemptied liquor cabinet -- had like 4 unopened bottles of rum and half a bottle of gran marnier that was old enough to taste really off
problem is most salty white people thinks racist only means "motivated by an actual explicit conscious malice of thought towards people of another race"
"I don't see skin color", said no non-white person ever
Preposterous Echo
I exclusively see people as walking income tax brackets
problem is most salty white people thinks racist only means "motivated by an actual explicit conscious malice of thought towards people of another race"
omg that thing was so fun for you, and so absolutely unfun for everyone else
My fav PD weapon was the guide-by-wire rocket launcher. You were a sitting duck while using it but it was so much fun to snake through a level and explode someone else.
my lunch became lunch/dinner because i procrastinated
6 eggs, 3 (organic grass fed!) beef hot dogs, 1/4 onion + garlic sauteed, 2 tbsp butter, 2 oz monteray jack, red peppers, spinach, and a tiny bit of chipotle pepper
mmmmm
food
I had a soup with noodles, ikea meatballs, corn, sweet potato, chili flakes, eggs and a savory, slightly sweet broth
maybe i shoulda put some meatballs too
I'm probably going to take the train to south ferry and catch a boat to ikea soonish. Maybe stop at that thai place first.
back so soon
i wish i could come because i want more things but i needa do my project tonight
problem is most salty white people thinks racist only means "motivated by an actual explicit conscious malice of thought towards people of another race"
im openly racist against schecks
I bear you great malice in my racist heart
nice try u cant be racist against me, im the most racy...
just cause you gallivant in public with a lo-cut top and low-rider jeans doesn't mean you're racy
saucy, maybe
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
problem is most salty white people thinks racist only means "motivated by an actual explicit conscious malice of thought towards people of another race"
im openly racist against schecks
I bear you great malice in my racist heart
nice try u cant be racist against me, im the most racy...
just cause you gallivant in public with a lo-cut top and low-rider jeans doesn't mean you're racy
saucy, maybe
can we settle on salacious
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
problem is most salty white people thinks racist only means "motivated by an actual explicit conscious malice of thought towards people of another race"
im openly racist against schecks
I bear you great malice in my racist heart
nice try u cant be racist against me, im the most racy...
just cause you gallivant in public with a lo-cut top and low-rider jeans doesn't mean you're racy
saucy, maybe
can we settle on salacious
I can give you risque but that's as far as I'm willing to go
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
I had a complicated relationship with PDark weapons
the K7 avenger, for instance, infuriated me with its relatively small clip, but its soviet-sounding flat klak-klak-klak grew on me
the audio in that game was awesome actually! very diverse that instantly let you know what was being fired: laptop gun had a really pleasant high pitched pewpewpew; ar-34 had a dry noise; dragon had a clunky, more meticulous drone
even the reloads felt real good, metal scraping on metal and cha-chinging with echoes
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
problem is most salty white people thinks racist only means "motivated by an actual explicit conscious malice of thought towards people of another race"
im openly racist against schecks
I bear you great malice in my racist heart
nice try u cant be racist against me, im the most racy...
just cause you gallivant in public with a lo-cut top and low-rider jeans doesn't mean you're racy
saucy, maybe
can we settle on salacious
I can give you risque but that's as far as I'm willing to go
I mean, personally I find him downright licentious
problem is most salty white people thinks racist only means "motivated by an actual explicit conscious malice of thought towards people of another race"
I don't think this is a white person thing.
This is basically universal to the human experience.
Sounding off against institutional discrimination puts you in the minority position, especially if we exclude every college educated privileged middle class kid.
Which I suppose sounds a bit #notallwhatever, but if shits to actually change you really need a handle on the reality of beliefs and not whatever strawman a been set up to knock down.
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
i always wondered what speculoos was actually meant to... be
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and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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The best grindr profile shot I've ever seen, the one which most instantly disintegrated my panties was: a cute shirtless guy with a great body, against the backdrop of an amazing vista of rolling forested hills which he had clearly just been hiking, smiling as he reached down to the bottom left-hand corner of the shot and fed an acorn to an inquisitive squirrel
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"I don't see skin color", said no non-white person ever
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
im openly racist against schecks
I bear you great malice in my racist heart
NNID: Hakkekage
There was a Pokemon tournament going on at the same time, so the Netrunner crowd vied for space with little kids and grown adults with no dress sense and poor hygiene.
Choose Your Own Chat 1 Choose Your Own Chat 2 Choose Your Own Chat 3
LISTEN TO THAT LITTLE MEOW IM DYING
twitch.tv/tehsloth
Plan: Get up at 9ish, Shower, breakfast, go to the bookstore at 11, go to the park around 12ish to take some pictures. Poke around at home for a few hours. Go to fancy dinner around 6. Go to a movie around 8. Go home to get ready for Sunday's hike.
And then the following sequence:
* Night before, cousin wants to go to a tour for his birthday and invites me, I say I'll come if there's a ride because the bus trip is insane. No response.
* Friend wants me to go with them to a store, I say only if I can't do the tour (I have a few hour gap in the original plan, after all!)
* I start the original plan, get a long phone call while getting up for the alarm clock. Oh well, I'll shower quickly!
* I shower
* I get a second long phone call while toweling off. There goes the bookstore.
* Get a message from the cousin that they're trying to get a hold of the cousin who can give the ride. Oh well, if I can get a ride I have no time for the park.
* Friend really wants to go to the store, so waits to see if I can. I go to the coffee shop because what the hell else can I do.
* Cousin gives up on the ride, will maybe be in town later (So there goes the dinner+movie thing)
* I tell my friend that I can go to the store. And of course they have already added stuff to their schedule so now they're going to another store first.
* Cousin with the ride calls, I have to turn them down now because I am not going to jerk people around because I don't do that.
* Friend is now also going to get lunch first before going to the store. So it will be another hour and a half.
People, man. People.
We suspect it was his wife's secret plan
twitch.tv/tehsloth
*reaches for navy laser*
nice try u cant be racist against me, im the most racy...
?
omg that thing was so fun for you, and so absolutely unfun for everyone else
post pics
you never drink all my wine
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He did go out on a Fart Patrol post which is a classy way to go.
Preposterous Echo
I exclusively see people as walking income tax brackets
a messianic figure that showed us we could rinse the taint of cynicism and live in harmonious nerdery
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
My fav PD weapon was the guide-by-wire rocket launcher. You were a sitting duck while using it but it was so much fun to snake through a level and explode someone else.
back so soon
i wish i could come because i want more things but i needa do my project tonight
@syndalis
you could try home town bbq!
just cause you gallivant in public with a lo-cut top and low-rider jeans doesn't mean you're racy
saucy, maybe
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you save that wine for cooking.
can we settle on salacious
I can give you risque but that's as far as I'm willing to go
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Check out this garbage drink for garbage nerds
It is literally the worst thing i have ever seen.
the K7 avenger, for instance, infuriated me with its relatively small clip, but its soviet-sounding flat klak-klak-klak grew on me
the audio in that game was awesome actually! very diverse that instantly let you know what was being fired: laptop gun had a really pleasant high pitched pewpewpew; ar-34 had a dry noise; dragon had a clunky, more meticulous drone
even the reloads felt real good, metal scraping on metal and cha-chinging with echoes
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I mean, personally I find him downright licentious
omg
omg
omg
I don't think this is a white person thing.
This is basically universal to the human experience.
Sounding off against institutional discrimination puts you in the minority position, especially if we exclude every college educated privileged middle class kid.
Which I suppose sounds a bit #notallwhatever, but if shits to actually change you really need a handle on the reality of beliefs and not whatever strawman a been set up to knock down.
NNID: Hakkekage