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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I was going the Dale Gribble angle with Trump quotes, but this works much better

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Ernest Hemingway
    A PhD student at Uppsala university tried to extort the Czech Republic into paying him 5k bitcoins. He sent them an extortion letter with a ricin sample.

    He stole the sample at the university. Due to unfortunately selecting ricin as his method he's now on trial charged with:
    1. Extortion
    2. Possession of controlled substance
    3. Possession of WMD
    4. Stealing controlled substance
    5. Stealing WMD

    Good night sweet prince! See u in 2090.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Fucking moron

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Ernest P. Worrell
    How can you work out 3.5 times per week, dumbasses?!

    Still one of my favorite reads of all time. A solid 5/7 thread.

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Ernest P. Worrell
    @Donkey Kong

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I'm not sure whether it's the attempt to threaten Czechia that's the dumbest part, or the fact he wanted bitcoins

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »

    the hell is lionel messi doing to himself

    messi-perro-fotomontaje-saggy-rogers-scooby-doo.jpg

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Ernest P. Worrell
    Honk wrote: »
    A PhD student at Uppsala university tried to extort the Czech Republic into paying him 5k bitcoins. He sent them an extortion letter with a ricin sample.

    He stole the sample at the university. Due to unfortunately selecting ricin as his method he's now on trial charged with:
    1. Extortion
    2. Possession of controlled substance
    3. Possession of WMD
    4. Stealing controlled substance
    5. Stealing WMD

    Good night sweet prince! See u in 2090.

    The Czech is not in the mail.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    PC built

    Windows installed

    Now I crash

    z_z

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    lol not only is out guest internet down seems like the company that provides our services are down.

    I guess that explains it.

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    5k bitcoins is worth about what, two cents?

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Ernest P. Worrell
    cB557 wrote: »
    5k bitcoins is worth about what, two cents?

    2.9 million dollars give or take

    and you can even possibly translate it into a currency you can actually spend in only a few years!

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Ernest P. Worrell
    Honk wrote: »
    A PhD student at Uppsala university tried to extort the Czech Republic into paying him 5k bitcoins. He sent them an extortion letter with a ricin sample.

    He stole the sample at the university. Due to unfortunately selecting ricin as his method he's now on trial charged with:
    1. Extortion
    2. Possession of controlled substance
    3. Possession of WMD
    4. Stealing controlled substance
    5. Stealing WMD

    Good night sweet prince! See u in 2090.

    And he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for these meddling kids and their dog?

    Like, um, was he at least sneaky when he stole it?

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Drez wrote: »
    How can you work out 3.5 times per week, dumbasses?!

    Still one of my favorite reads of all time. A solid 5/7 thread.

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

    It also provided material for my favorite episode of Pretty Good.

    https://youtu.be/eECjjLNAOd4

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    hah got a busy signal from the internet provider

    I bet there are alot of angry people calling.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    going to say again this is a great clicker game it even has a story

    http://jhollands.co.uk/spaceplan/

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Take the best parts of volleyball, soccer and gymnastics, add a couple trampolines and set the play to a Bossa Nova beat and ... wait, where do we sign up? Bossaball definitely knows how to party, and although the sport is relatively new, it is taking off in countries like Brazil, Singapore, Spain and the Netherlands. In Colombia, it’s even helping kids stay off the streets and away from violence.

    that sounds so much fun

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Ernest Hemingway
    Honk wrote: »
    A PhD student at Uppsala university tried to extort the Czech Republic into paying him 5k bitcoins. He sent them an extortion letter with a ricin sample.

    He stole the sample at the university. Due to unfortunately selecting ricin as his method he's now on trial charged with:
    1. Extortion
    2. Possession of controlled substance
    3. Possession of WMD
    4. Stealing controlled substance
    5. Stealing WMD

    Good night sweet prince! See u in 2090.

    And he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for these meddling kids and their dog?

    Like, um, was he at least sneaky when he stole it?

    The arrest was at least a year ago so memory is fuzzy, but if I remember correctly some Czech gov institution were like "So uh, fellow EU CDC's and universities, are any of you missing some ricin?".

    And Uppsala was like "lemme check, yeah". And then he was arrested like the day after.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I dreamt me and my two cousins were watching my brother play Earthbound, and I and the cousin who's the same age as me were gloating that we knew how to beat Giygas

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    None of us have ever played Earthbound

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I don't think Earthbound ever came out here, and we were all Mega Drive households anyway

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    SurikoSuriko AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Sweet, gonna be working behind a table at Comiket! Never thought I'd ever get to do that.

    Sometimes life is weird. In a good way.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Suriko wrote: »
    Sweet, gonna be working behind a table at Comiket! Never thought I'd ever get to do that.

    Sometimes life is weird. In a good way.

    Oh word, thats rad as fuck man.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Ernest P. Worrell
    Hey everyone, stay up past midnight and then wake up for work at 4:00AM two nights in a row, it's really cool and fun.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Ernest P. Worrell
    You've been tricked, it is actually terrible, no refunds on that post.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    None of us have ever played Earthbound

    You should correct that.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Ernest P. Worrell
    RMS, play Earthbound.

    Giygas ain't gonna defeat himself.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Oh hey new episode of Pretty Good

    https://youtu.be/M4AhABManTw

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Ernest Hemingway
    [chat]'s sleep schedules seem terrible, often deliberately so.

    Sleep is important, [chat]. Go to bed.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Bogart wrote: »
    [chat]'s sleep schedules seem terrible, often deliberately so.

    Sleep is important, [chat]. Go to bed.

    But I got out of bed an hour ago!

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Ernest Hemingway
    Echo wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    [chat]'s sleep schedules seem terrible, often deliberately so.

    Sleep is important, [chat]. Go to bed.

    But I got out of bed an hour ago!

    Don't make me tell you twice goddammit. Bed, now!

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    [chat]'s sleep schedules seem terrible, often deliberately so.

    Sleep is important, [chat]. Go to bed.

    I'll sleep when I'm dead.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO1QUy-HTHQ

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    [chat]'s sleep schedules seem terrible, often deliberately so.

    Sleep is important, [chat]. Go to bed.

    hah hah

    no

    ftOqU21.png
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    actually I've been in bed for something like seven fucking hours now trying to sleep and now it's noon

    ftOqU21.png
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Such disobedient children.

    *throws wad of paper at u*

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Ernest P. Worrell
    My sleep schedule: go to bed at 9PM, wake up at 5AM, super tired and sleepy because just 8 hours of sleep is not remotely enough.

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Such disobedient children.

    *smokes cigarette*

    Oui.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Ernest Hemingway
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    actually I've been in bed for something like seven hours now trying to sleep and now it's noon

    You went to bed at five in the morning?

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